XRay Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 To teach them how to use technology. Why do parents teach their kids how to speak? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 6, 2019 Share Posted April 6, 2019 So they can talk about pointless stuff and have fun while doing so. Theoretically speaking: How would movement-based sight even work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Like that time I was looking for my shirt only for me to realize it was in my hand. Are Dagas from Xenoblade 2 and Berkut the same character? Metaphorically speaking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 8, 2019 Author Share Posted April 8, 2019 Does Dagas rant about LIES LIES LIES? Xenoblade FE crossover and the FE characters have to explain how they tamed and ride food: Yay or nay? (From what I played of Xenoblade, it's implied that they eat the equines) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 8, 2019 Share Posted April 8, 2019 Yay. I've been calling YouTube all day to come film me but I don't get any answer. How do other people get their videos up there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 By waiting 24 hours for a video to render, and then taking it down and re-uploading it to fix a single fact error. That, or Youtube is cracking down on copyright infringement without understanding copyright law. Again ... The colors yellow and blue mix together to create the color green. The sun is yellow. Water is blue. Grass is green. Coincidence? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 9, 2019 Author Share Posted April 9, 2019 Not at all! Intended! Why is the hot springs water green in the Aether Resort? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Pond scum. Hey, it has restorative properties after all. How much different would Birthright and Shadows of Valentia be if Reina and Rinea switched places? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 9, 2019 Author Share Posted April 9, 2019 Flora wouldn't be the one setting herself on fire. Why does Rider Willie have pink hair? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 (edited) He wants to break gender stereotypes. Why do people add markings to letters instead of making new letters (adding ' to e to make é, when people could have just make up a new glyph like # and have that pronounced as é)? Edited April 9, 2019 by XRay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 9, 2019 Share Posted April 9, 2019 Character limits would become an even bigger issue on the internet if new letters were implemented. Why do I suddenly like the idea of Eliwood x Ninian when Ninian is replaced with Azura? Â Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 10, 2019 Author Share Posted April 10, 2019 Because Azura can actually fight if she wants to. Of any animal to survive since dinosaur times, why must it be cockroaches? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 (edited) Cockroaches are not the only animals to survive (e.g.: crocodilians were also around during the time of the dinosaurs), but they are very evolutionarily resilient compared to most animals. Dinosaurs are also technically not extinct, as birds are descendents of theropod dinosaurs. Why are Kentucky Fried Dinosaurs so tasty? Edited April 10, 2019 by XRay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 It goes all the way back to 39,000 BC when the caveman Ump discovered that dinosaurs were an viable source of meat. For the thousands of years since then, the descendants who discovered the way to better cook dinosaurs was to use all of the wet stuff that came out of animals to make for some good eats. You have 11 minutes to thaw the bird. What will you do? Chase the villain or save the boy?   Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 I would rather chase the villain. Would you rather abbreviate "would you rather" to "WYR" in the Stupid Questions and Stupid Answers Game or spell it out fully and reserve the abbreviation just for the WYR Game? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 10, 2019 Share Posted April 10, 2019 Abbreviate to WYR. I swallowed a whole tube worth of Preparation H but I still have hemorrhoids. What am I doing wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 I think you are supposed to use the um... other hole... to swallow it. Will I survive without snorting cat fur for over a week? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 You could always bring a bag full of cat fur with you and sniff it whenever you feel the desire for it. Since humans share 50% of their DNA with bananas, would eating two of them qualify as cannibalism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 No, as they aren't humans. Will Siivagunner ever make rips for Shadows of Valentia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nym Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Yes and fix those goddamn maps! One apple a day keeps the doctor away but what happens if I eat two? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 You keep two doctors away. To keep all doctors away from you, you will need to eat a lot of apples. If you include nurses and other medical professionals, I am not sure there are enough apples in the world to satisfy your demand for apples. Why is it bad to compare apples to oranges? They are both fruit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 (edited) An orange is a citrus fruit, an apple isn't. Also, you can't eat the skin of an orange, so peeling it is mandatory. Oh, a funny answer? Uh... oranges are only ever orange and apples have different colours, I guess. Between Article 13 and the recent behaviour in the "AAA" sector of video game development, does anyone actually still believe "cartoonishly evil" in the meaning of "so evil it's unrealistic" is a valid argument anymore? Edited April 11, 2019 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 11, 2019 Author Share Posted April 11, 2019 Only if the people behind Article 13 and AAA devs twirl their mustaches and call people fools. Is my cat pretending to be bread here? If so, why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Yes, because he's tired of being a Cheeto. Why do I have writer's block? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted April 11, 2019 Share Posted April 11, 2019 Because you're a block. Why is there a video analyzing/speculating the penis sizes of Smash Ultimate characters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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