Dragoncat Posted September 22, 2018 Author Share Posted September 22, 2018 Aliens. Speaking of aliens, why do they anal probe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 They're into it, I guess. It's kinda gross though. Why do I have so many enemies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Because paranoia.I'm joking, of course. Why are my tastes so weird? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Because you're German. Why aren't you active on Discord, @DragonFlames? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Because my browser automatically logs me out of everything every time I close it and now I can't log in again for some reason. What is the appeal of Dragon Ball? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 23, 2018 Author Share Posted September 23, 2018 Something about seeing buff dudes make fist lasers that can flatten mountains I guess. Why does Oprah buy people cars? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Because memes. Who coined the famous phrase "My leg!"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IfIHadToPickADude Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 That one dude from Spongebob. Now where did I put my other arm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 23, 2018 Share Posted September 23, 2018 Oh that was yours? I needed some pocket change, and the only place you could sell arms was on the black market, so I did. How many meters long are humans horizontally? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 24, 2018 Author Share Posted September 24, 2018 About three. Why do stupid people keep breeding? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Because a lot of elements about and surrounding reproduction are inherently stupid, so they naturally gravitate towards it. Because even they don't want humanity as a whole to die out. Why do dragons tend to prefer maidens as a tribute/meal/sacrifice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Probably because old ladies aren't as likely to have some manner of knight come rescue them. Also, virgins taste better or something. Why is music sometimes said to have magical powers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 24, 2018 Author Share Posted September 24, 2018 Because the Pied Piper got all the rats out of a town with music so it has to be magic. If you can sue McDonalds because the coffee was too hot, can you also sue Budweiser if you wake up next to somebody hideous? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 No, as they put the "please drink responsibly" disclaimer to weasel their way out potential lawsuits. When you crush an ant beneath your foot, do you feel remorse? No, is this because you are evil, or because you recognize yourself as a higher form of life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Ah, yes. The days where cartoons had actual effort put into their visuals... You're making me nostalgic for shows like Gargoyles, Darkwing Duck and the original DuckTales. Oh, a funny answer? Uh... SHAZAM!!! Also thank you for deeming me interesting enough for a member interview. :3 What kills your hype for an upcoming video game / movie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocentmask Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 (edited) What kills the hype? I'm mostly gonna answer for a game hype. I never really much have hype on movies. 1. When development comes too late than expected. 2. The fact when they say its gonna be the best game blah, blah. 3. When the developers of a game are being morons to their fans/backers. Being too greedy. 4. Unfulfilled promises, unanswered questions. 5. Too many features being announced. Project being too over-ambitious. My question: Does dragon Corrin have eyes? Edited September 24, 2018 by Innocentmask Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 24, 2018 Author Share Posted September 24, 2018 I'd assume so. Why are dragon Corrin's toes like that? Looks painful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawkwing Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 (edited) It looks like a cross between horse hooves and high heels. Considering the reputation of the latter, it probably is painful. Why are rednecks an easy source for mockery? Edited October 14, 2018 by Hawkwing Put 'former' instead of 'latter'. Oops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 Fried chicken and waffles? Wetsand, I mean, grits? Cousins as bedfellows? Take your pick. Why do Texans omit beans from their chili? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 24, 2018 Author Share Posted September 24, 2018 Because the chili itself gives you bad gas and they don't need beans doubling that. Why are Russians known for being able to drink a lot of hard liquor? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karimlan Posted September 24, 2018 Share Posted September 24, 2018 They need to deal with those long, hard winters. And nothing warms the blood like vodka, Tovarishch. How did chicken fried steak get its name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted September 25, 2018 Author Share Posted September 25, 2018 It's steak that was fried like chicken usually is. Are there any ghosts from a more recent time period? Like one from 2008 screaming "It's Britney bitch" at 3 am? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 If there are, they probably don't show themselves due to being afraid of offending anyone by showing up. If you think back to the game you looked forward to the most recently, were your hopes fulfilled when you finally played it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismissed Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Yes! Galaxy of Pen and Paper's free DLC (which I got to beta-test) and West of Loathing were both great! Why is everything always my fault? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted September 25, 2018 Share Posted September 25, 2018 Because you keep telling yourself that it is, I presume. Did you know that there already was a Dynasty Warriors and Fire Emblem crossover before Fire Emblem Warriors? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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