Dragoncat Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 They both say Valla in the process and disappear. I wish Fates continent had a name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename Shrimp Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 (edited) Fateslandia is now Canon I wish we get a FEW2 with Jugdral/Tellius and 3H Characters Edited August 11, 2020 by Shrimperor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 You get it, but it becomes a mobile gacha game with "amazing" touch screen controls. I wish Awakening would get a proper sequel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 It has way too much fanservice and waifuism and it's not fun to play otherwise. I wish we got a proper FE and Pokemon crossover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 It becomes a bizarre mishmash of Pokemon wielding weapons and humans being forced into pokeballs. I wish Edelgard wasn't the FE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 You thought it was Edelgard, but it was in fact The Gatekeeper! Also he's an invincible boss. I wish the characters spoke MLG terms and did MLG stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 You don't get this wish corrupted because I googled it and it wasn't a sex slang and I would like it too. Or, um...FE is no longer FE because with E sports it's not a medieval setting. I wish for a FE game taking place in Hyrule. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 You can't S-support Malon and Malo isn't in the game, but Link becomes as glorified in-game as Corrin and Kris combined, so everyone hates it. I wish for the next FE game to be simpler and be more linear than Three houses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 Granted, but the plot gets scrapped in favor of a new “gameplay-exclusive“ experience. It sells like crap and kills FE. I wish Three House’s sequel would actually have good performance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename Shrimp Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 (edited) Granted, it's on the PS5 and 1 Terabyte big, download only I wish we get a revamped well thought out support system Edited August 11, 2020 by Shrimperor Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 You get it, but everything else suffers. Gameplay is horribly imbalanced, difficulty spikes everywhere, Kaga-level unfair crap throughout, story is Fates-tier bad, etc. I wish there would be a Trails x FE crossover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 Shrimpy gets sued by IntSys for doing it first. It also crosses over all the worst parts of Trails and all the worst parts of FE, leaving all the good stuff out. 9 hours ago, Shrimperor said: Granted, it's on the PS5 and 1 Terabyte big, download only Friggin' hell! That is some BAD optimization right there... I wish for a crossover between FE and Nights of Azure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 (edited) All of the Nights of Azure characters get violently decapitated and spew entire fountains worth of hyper realistic blood from their necks while their heads serve as totems to appease the boss characters of the game as the only way to progress. I wish an FE lord would wear layers of tank tops, have pencil thin eyebrows, a plastic choker, leggings under a denim skirt, have TNA bags, wear oversized sunglasses, a Juicy Couture sweatsuit, and a I ❤️ BOOBIES bracelet. Edited August 12, 2020 by Emperor_Siegfried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Codename Shrimp Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 Granted, but it's a million dollar dlc outfit 3 hours ago, DragonFlames said: Shrimpy gets sued by IntSys for doing it first. Rip me xD I wish IS revamps the magic system Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 What you call a “revamp” they misunderstand as “remove.” Magic’s gone, and FE becomes a game of exclusively physical attackers. I wish that FE would keep getting well-written female lords like Edelgard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 They end up being some of the worst overall units in the games and can only level up once every 5 chapters. Plus they're all voiced by Amy Sedaris. I wish the next game was a Fortnite rip-off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 Granted, but FE shooter edition actually sells well, to the surprise of many, and makes every new FE a cheaply-made shooter. I wish the Switch would get a Tellius duology HD remake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 12, 2020 Share Posted August 12, 2020 They don't happen until the year 6372. A year where everything the ideology ever stood for is considered a backwards and outdated execution of characters that mocks the civil rights achieved for A.I. people after so many millenia. I wish tide pods and fidget spinners were actual weapons and the most powerful to be used in the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 Granted, they are enemy-only, in a highly convoluted spin-off of Fire Emblem called Fire Emblem Memes where Lobster Lord is the final boss and he uses these weapons. You army is led by Cat!Ryoma who wants to eliminate the memes because of the damage they did to the FE Universe. I wish the voices in people's heads and their mental disorders would manifest and become enemies to defeat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 You are now living in a Persona game. You try to fight back, but can’t because such things are based in thoughts and therefore intangible. I wish the next FE game would be announced soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 13, 2020 Share Posted August 13, 2020 It turns out this one was outsourced to Konami. It does have its share of crossovers with other franchises, but they're not utilized well and it has the microtransactions that demonstrates Konami at its worst just like their current pachinko driven model drives them these days. I wish the Easter Island Head from the Night at the Museum movies was a wise elder sage character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 14, 2020 Share Posted August 14, 2020 All it does is call the lord a dum dum and ask for gum gum. I wish for a FE game based on the old west days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 Granted, but it sucks so much ass that the Angry Video Game Nerd says "Fuck it, let's start reviewing all the newer games that are shit like this." I wish Thee Houses had a OFF-style section of the game where you purify Dimitri's mind to stop him from being so murderous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 15, 2020 Share Posted August 15, 2020 (edited) It's mandatory and it just doesn't fit with the rest of the gameplay at all, and nobody wants to play BL route because of it. I wish the generic ally female swordmaster that appears at the first attack on Garreg Mach if you recruited Catherine was Felix's mom and she had a special convo with her little boy if he's in the party. Edited August 15, 2020 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garrisoncade_3576 Posted August 17, 2020 Share Posted August 17, 2020 Granted but you have to pay $20.00 for DLC to get her. I wish FEH did a crossover with Black Clover? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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