Dragoncat Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 Every single unit in the game is a zoomer age teenager. Every single one. Even the enemies. Even the Jeigan. And they all dab. They also say "sksksksk and I ope yeet" I wish we got a flashback of Glenn and Felix being absolute bros. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 You do, but you also get flashbacks of Felix getting pranked mercilessly by Glenn. I wish Genealogy had smaller maps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted July 21, 2020 Share Posted July 21, 2020 Now there's twice as many enemies as before... and they kill your units in one hit. I wish the next game had dialogue based on 90s slang terms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Granted, but it's the 790's so it hardly can translate into any language due to how archaic it is, leading to the localized release being nearly unplayable. I wish for Aran and Laura to have a paired ending! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 They both die a horrible, painful death. Of course, they don't have any kids, either, because they both die before they can make any.Wow, that was cruel, even for me. I wish the next game had a "paper" weapon type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 There's a very real risk of your unit getting a paper cut every use. It won't kill you, but it will debuff you to hell because it stings. And the debuffs stack. I wish for a Jagen unit based on @Wraith (often drunk, and smiting people for perceived heresy). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereal Wraith Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 (edited) I’m flattered you think so highly of me @The Roger The Paladin. Be careful what you wish for because being drunk and properly purging pernicious and perfidious persons of perverse perspectives can be hard, especially when trying to tell the difference because ‘friends’ and heretics. I wish for a FE x SMT crossover that doesn’t suck ass and wouldn’t cause me to suffer from crippling psychological trauma. Edited July 23, 2020 by Wraith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Since it only sells one copy ever, it makes Nintendo and Atlus realize that there's nothing to be gained from what it did right and decide to go back to what gained them just a little success from last time. I wish Tokyo Mirage Sessions got a sequel that was drenched in K-pop and Hatsune Miku was the main character's love interest and nothing stops them from getting together in the ending. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidereal Wraith Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 (edited) When unleashed upon an unwitting populous the squeal causes the world to burn in a holocaust of ecstasy, derangement, and mutilation. The death rattle for humanity comes shortly after the last insidious, salacious prayers are offered up the blasted sky and the scorched earth. ‘Hail Teehee...hail...moe...’ I wish that...crossover...hadn’t robbed me of my innocence and faith in humanity. Edited July 23, 2020 by Wraith Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Instead, the game causes you to become an absolute hikimori for J-pop and its idol culture while your new lifestyle causes you to cut yourself away from all human contact and living off a diet of nothing but rice while your money goes towards nothing but CDs, statues, and posters. At least you live a happy number of decades. I wish the next game was based on characters doing card game dueling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Every single card in the decks is bout with real money.. and you need to buy decks for all your units. The decks don't transfer, and the cards come in packs. Consequently the game is now so built on microtransactions and pay to win it'd make EA blush. I wish that the Horseman class would stop finding unique ways to piss me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Granted, but now every enemy in SD is a boring horseman with nothing unique about them. I wish Roy wasn't so weak. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 He can be powerful...when his inventory is full of stuff he can use and when his one weapon is at less than half its durability. As soon as it breaks and he's given a new weapon, his default stats revert back to what they were before. I wish Pewdiepie, Markiplier, Jacksepticeye, and CinnamonToastKen were the main lords of the next game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Granted, but T-series is there too, causing Pewdiepie to go rogue and turn against the other lords. I wish for an FE game with a good Jagen to come out for once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 The Jagen is the main lords dad. Need I say anything else? I wish Kanye West and Kim Kardashian were voice actors for the next game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 28 minutes ago, Benice said: I wish for an FE game with a good Jagen to come out for once. Titania wants to know your location. ---------- Granted, but then you get something you never wanted: the FE rap. I wish FE Warriors had Tellius reps and more Elibe reps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 It's all the worst characters from those games. And they suck to play, too. I wish the next FE Warriors game was a crossover between FE, Fate, Nights of Azure, and Neptunia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 ngl that sounds pretty awesome Granted, but half the game is made into a waifu sim with bonding and skinship. I wish that a Tellius HD remake duology would release. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 It's nothing like the original game, and it's littered with bugs, not to mention it has pay to win microtransactions, and lootboxes. There is also an Avatar character that steals every accomplishment away from the other characters and the other characters lavish praise on them constantly, and they can S-support every playable character, which includes the Path of Radiance versions of Rolf, Sothe, Tormod (man, PoR loves its shotas, doesn't it?), as well as Mist and Sanaki. There is also a Lewd Scenes DLC that costs more than the games themselves AND it is a mandatory purchase if you want to play past the first half of Radiant Dawn's Part 3. I wish there was a way to prevent this from happening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Granted, because there's no way IS would ever do something like that. I hope. I wish that there was a FE x Zelda SoulCalibur style swordfighting game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 It's developed by the people who made Star Wars: Masters of Teras Kasi and their development skills have only gotten worse after all these years. I wish the next game took place in Soviet Russia with Yakov Smirnoff as the main lord character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 It is deemed as Socialist propaganda and gets banned in the West. 2 minutes ago, twilitfalchion said: Granted, because there's no way IS would ever do something like that. I hope. Same. I wish the next FE game brings Chrom back as a playable character. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted July 23, 2020 Share Posted July 23, 2020 Now that he's a dad, he dies in the first chapter off screen from somebody that you never meet in the game. I wish the next game was a giant war over a small cup of coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 24, 2020 Share Posted July 24, 2020 On 7/21/2020 at 11:51 AM, twilitfalchion said: You do, but you also get flashbacks of Felix getting pranked mercilessly by Glenn. Quote 🐲Dragoncat🐱07/15/2020 I love how Ingrid just sees that Felix went and gave his heart to some village woman nobody met before and she's just like classic Felix and welcomes Marta in as one of them [9:26 PM] Tells her stuff like the gorilla suit incident [9:27 PM] Glenn + gorilla suit + Felix asleep = Felix screaming like a little girl [9:27 PM] Sibling pranks lol The only time she ever heard him scream like that 🌙Litawolf🐺07/15/2020 Lol 🐲Dragoncat🐱07/15/2020 "We were all in tents camping, all I heard was a YAAAAAAA and then I saw what looked like a small bigfoot come out of his tent giggling and then he took the gorilla head off when he saw me and just said 'got him'" 🌙Litawolf🐺07/15/2020 I would think Glenn was more disciplined thn tht but guys will be guys 🐲Dragoncat🐱07/15/2020 He's getting him back for telling him "deez nuts" came in the mail for him today [9:45 PM] I truly picture WWF smackdown in the Fraldarius household on a daily basis 🌙Litawolf🐺07/15/2020 Oooh yes [10:26 PM] I love a good smackdown 🐲Dragoncat🐱07/15/2020 Ol Rod needs a drink [10:28 PM] He's raising two boys who act just like their mother 🌙Litawolf🐺07/15/2020 Oof I don't see the issue. 22 hours ago, Emperor_Siegfried said: I wish the next game was a giant war over a small cup of coffee. All the characters are ants and the coffee is the sea and it's all naval battles. I wish I knew what the next FE remake would be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 You learn that all the experts say that it's PoR (Which is true, according to datamines, from what I've heard) but you are disappointed as it's instead an FE4 remake, only it removed all of the good parts and makes Sigurd an avatar so he can marry anyone of his choosing. You are forced to watch the full seven-hour wedding ceremony as a Claud talks about nonsense while Ethlyn cries in the background. After the ceremony, there is a suggestive scene outside of Sigurd/the player's honeymoon resort. I wish for a PoR remake to have a mode that's difficult to play but isn't anything at all like its current Maniac mode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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