Emperor_Siegfried Posted July 25, 2020 Share Posted July 25, 2020 The game is 798.347627118 Pebibytes big and still has loading times that make Sonic '06 feel fast and easy. I wish Eirika would ride her brothers tribute with force. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 WTF??? Granted, but everyone dies. I wish there was a crossover between Fire Emblem and Happy Tree Friends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Granted, but nothing happens. Literally. You waste 30 minutes of your time on the most dull experience imaginable, without a single bit of the violence you were hoping for. I wish for Hector in Smash bros using the Hectorcopter to fly as his up B. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Granted, it only does 1 point of damage upon contact and leaves Hector open to double damage from attacks. I wish Cecilia would teach Roy how to properly sheathe his rapier into her scabbard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 They actually discuss proper sword care based on the weapon used. What else would they be discussing? 😛 I wish Cordelia could S-support Chrom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Granted, as soon as they support they find out that cause a mighty tsunami to wipe out all of southern Ylisse which results in the people revolting against the ruling class to have Chrom slain and unable to participate in the second half of the game. I wish Ike would give Titania a green gown. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Greil sees her in it, and realizes he's VERY LONELY and Titania becomes Ike and Mist's stepmom. But she dies while giving birth to their half sibling. The baby doesn't make it either. I wish Flayn would turn into a dragon and bounce around Garreg Mach being all adorable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 She does, for a while anyway. Then she grows up to become an angsty teenage dragon and burns everything down. I wish that all three lords of 3H would just get along and have a peaceful tea party together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 It turns out to be one giant ploy on the part of Kronya to lure them into one spot where she is able to paralyze them with a poisoned tea she had prepared before cannibalizing them on the spot and gets away with it while Fodlan is left without any heirs for any of its nations. I wish Nergal would make the beast with two backs with Sonia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 NO JUST NO. WHY ARE YOU WISHING FOR CHARACTERS TO HAVE SEX??? JUST FUCKING STOP!LIKE SERIOUSLY, S̴͞͞T͟OP ̸̕͟IT̨ O҉̶R҉̧ ̕Į ̶̢K̛͟Í͘L̶̕͠L̡͜͠ Y̶̵͡O͟U!!!*sigh* fine, but all the fucking causes Fire Emblem to get bumped up to R18+ and all the devs stop working on Fire Emblem because they are tired of having to make people fuck each other.You happy now, Nohrian scum? I wish Emperor_Seigfried would stop wishing for FE characters to have sex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 He does. Now they have political debates of the internet variety instead. Also, I didn't know "making the beast with two backs" was a euphemism for "doing the deed", as it were. You learn something new every day, I guess. I wish I could forget the existence of my least favorite Fire Emblem characters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 As soon as you do, you see them again and it's just like seeing them for the first time ever. It's just like falling in love with them all over again. I wish Sothe would open Micaiah's gates of Mordor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 (edited) He does, but ends up summoning Dark Micaiah from beyond the gate, who absorbs him into herself, and he ends up in a landscape of hellfire, eternal torture, and never-ending suffering. Meanwhile, in the real world, Dark Micaiah ends up obliterating all the beloved Tellius characters and sinks the continent after ravaging it completely. And without anyone there to stop her, Dark Micaiah erases every copy of PoR and RD from existence, even the ROMs, so that nobody can ever play the games again. I wish the next Fire Emblem had foam fingers as weapons. Edited August 10, 2020 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Said fingers manage to only be achieved by watching the characters dip their fingers in the ocean and waiting for them to become foam. Which is something that has to be watched in real time. Which means a pretty long time by the way. I wish Valbar would do two person pushups with Leon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 You activate WeAreNewcastle once more, resuling in all FE games becoming corrupted Conquest/SoV runs in which the characters turn into cardboard so any possibility of shipping is eliminated.. 59 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: Also, I didn't know "making the beast with two backs" was a euphemism for "doing the deed", as it were. You learn something new every day, I guess. You can thank Shakespeare for that one. Not sure who came (heh) up with the Gates of Mordor one, though. I wish for an FE6 remake not to be changed into an FE7-like game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 It gets changed into "everything bad about every FE game x100" instead. 11 minutes ago, Benice said: You can thank Shakespeare for that one. Huh, interesting! 11 minutes ago, Benice said: Not sure who came (heh) up with the Gates of Mordor one, though. I wish the gif above was the game over screen of the next FE game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 It's designed around divine pulse the same way FE16 Maddening is, but you only have one use. In the whole playthrough. To farther muddy the waters, it has as many game over conditions as part 1 of RD and the game over screen lasts at least 15 seconds with no way to speed it up. I wish for the next FE game to have a Jagen that is similar to FE6 Marcus or Jagen rather than a Seth or Titania. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 The unit is on the verge of dying since they're so old and actually get weaker into the game the more it progresses until their stats actually get into the negative digits. I wish Marth would take a midnight jockey ride with Catria. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Seriously man, can you think of anything else? Marth and Shiida go horseback riding and enjoy the fresh night air because that was their intention all along. I wish that FE would bring back the weapon triangle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 It's brought back, but now the durability of the attacking weapons is halved whenever it's used against the weapon it trumps. Same goes for those defending as well. On top of that, it can only be unlocked by beating the game on Maniac which only gives you the ability to buy it in the Eshop. I wish Sain would get on stage and do the No Pants Dance with Azura, Olivia, Tethys, Ninian, Lalum, Sylvia, and Phina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 He gets arrested becaule Lalum is underaged. I wish that I could sleep properly for once... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 Granted, but then the next few nights you don't sleep at all. I wish Rune Factory 5 would get localized for a 2020 release. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 10, 2020 Share Posted August 10, 2020 It gets released, but the translation is really poorly done to the point of making the game unmanageable. Also to make it FE related, Gheb gets all of the bachelorettes as part of his harem and they never want to be "saved". I wish Inigo would play Dungeons and Dragons with Nah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 She eats him. I wish there was a translation of FE Cipher that was free to play online. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted August 11, 2020 Share Posted August 11, 2020 It's only accessible to beta testers who have played every FE game in existence and can already read Japanese in the first place. I wish Camilla would grind Corrin's corn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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