DragonFlames Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 (edited) A pie eating contest against Lysithea. Too scared that Dimitri would kill me if I won. Or inevitably made a jab at his pre-time skip hairstyle by saying that he shouldn't eat his hair on accident. WYR learn from Claude how to be upside down at all times or have Seteth come up to you and say "I have something to ask of you" followed by some mundane task that turns out to be really interesting? Edited April 14, 2020 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Seteth. I will get him and Flayn out of that McDonalds playplace. WYR spray Felix with water or make Hubert sit on a whoopie cushion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Spray Felix with water. He's a cat, so he'll just run away. WYR turn Ryoma into an actual red lion or turn Dimitri into an actual blue lion. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 14, 2020 Share Posted April 14, 2020 Why not both? WYR have the next Zelda game take place in outer space or in a steampunk setting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 Outer space, why not? WYR become a psychologist for the Fates world or a psychologist for the Three Houses world? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 Marianne deserves to be saved. And I can see best Waifu Raphael  WYR be in a band with Raphael, Ignatz and Claude or Dorothea, Edelgard and F!Byleth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
indigoasis Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 FOR THE GOLDEN DEEEEERRRRRR (ahem, the band with Ignatz, Raphael, and Claude plz and thx) WYR gain the knowledge of your future self or send your present knowledge to the past? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 Send my present knowledge to the past. WYR make nothing but shitposts or make deep statements nobody agrees with? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 .... Wait.... I make non-shitposts? Since when? WYR have K.Rool's eye issues, or K. Rool's sanity issues? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 That awkward moment when you kinda have both those things. Which of these quarantine rooms are you going in? Flying Cats: Mercedes, Bernadetta, Caspar, Dedue Razor Fangs: Balthus, Petra, Felix, Hubert Dark Minds: Dimitri, Marianne, Sylvain, Hilda Deer Herd: Lysithea, Lorenz, Claude, Ignatz Winged Nobles: Linhardt, Edelgard, Constance, Dorothea Shadow Eaters: Hapi, Raphael, Ingrid, Yuri Fuzzy Oranges: Ferdinand, Ashe, Leonie, Annette Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 (edited) Manuela's room. If I can't be there for her, Winged Nobles. WYR have Sothis be a subservient observer and instrument of destruction to the likes of Garyx or a sadistic daughter of Eshowdow? Edited April 15, 2020 by Emperor_Siegfried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 15, 2020 Share Posted April 15, 2020 Instrument of destruction. WYR watch the Twilight movies but Edward is played by Kanye West and he doesn't know the script and it's just Kanye reacting to Twilight or watch the same thing with 50 Shades and Christian Grey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garrisoncade_3576 Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 I would say the first option with Kanye WYR be scolded by Gordon Ramsay or your local drill sergeant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Gordon Ramsay. WYR see fetish art of yourself or fetish art of your least favorite character? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Least favourite character. Less mental suffering that way. WYR be forced to fight Ice Age Baby haters or pineapple pizza haters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Pineapple pizza haters, because I get to eat their pizza. Â WYR eat a pizza with no toppings be unable to eat the crust of a pizza? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Unable to eat the crust, it's what I do anyway. WYR feed Henry's pet crows or feed Minerva? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Depends, are we talking Minerva the Wyvern, or her namesake from Shadow Dragon/Mystery of the Emblem? Actually, no, feeding crows has unfortunate connotations, so it doesn't matter. WYR remove hooks from a tiger shark's jaws, or a bullet from a crocodile's back? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Both. Just be careful of the animals movements and you should be a-okay. The crocodile is actually easier to handle since its jaws can't get to you as long as you're on its back. With the tiger shark, you can hold its nose and it'll become disoriented. WYR make a living coming up with shitposts for other people or have your own show where you rank other people's shitposts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 The former. I don't care if people know I made a shitpost or not. I do however love writing them. Also, 3 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: Both. Just be careful of the animals movements and you should be a-okay. Spoiler Plot twist. I was asking because of stories I know of.https://www.animalsaustralia.org/features/amazing-croc-story.php  WYR be locked in a room until you could beat Battletoads' infamous turbo tunnel on one life, or be locked in a room until you could beat Art of Fighting 2 without being hit on 9 (the maximum) difficulty? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 18, 2020 Share Posted April 18, 2020 Until I beat Battletoads. I suck at fighting games, after all. 37 minutes ago, The Roger The Paladin said: Also,  Reveal hidden contents Plot twist. I was asking because of stories I know of.https://www.animalsaustralia.org/features/amazing-croc-story.php   Aww, that's sweet. WYR be made entirely of rubber or entirely of steel, provdided you'd still be able to function relatively normally in both cases? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WeAreNewcastle1053 Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 Steel. I'd be pretty tough that way. WYR be a ghost that can interact with the world or turn into a vampire? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted April 19, 2020 Share Posted April 19, 2020 I'd rather be a ghost that can interact with people. I'd open a shop somewhere and scare the ever-living crap out of my costumers and tease those who are particularly afraid of ghosts with haunting them. I'd be a pretty friendly ghost that wouldn't actually harm anybody, though. WYR have a pigeon capable of human speech or be able to understand pigeon language? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted April 20, 2020 Share Posted April 20, 2020 Be able to understand pigeon language. WYR make no sense or make no cents? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted April 22, 2020 Share Posted April 22, 2020 Make no sense, I need money. WYR make bad puns all day or make fart and poop jokes all day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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