Karimlan Posted May 30, 2019 Share Posted May 30, 2019 The parents school the teenager on throwing a party, noticing the lack of substantial food and shoddy drinks. A legally blind person hits all bullseyes with a .50cal Browning machine gun at a firing range, and casually sets her sights on the next lane's target sheet. WHN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Nothing happened because she ran out of bullets so she needs to get more. You can now play Heroes offline. WHN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Not play Heroes, because I stopped because Dragalia Lost is better. A psychic who can read minds is stuck in a bank robbery as a hostage. WHN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 He finds out that one of the robbers really doesn't want to be there, forms an alliance with him, and together, they plan an over the top, textbook action movie escape. The whole thing is later put on film, which rakes in millions upon millions of dollars... of which the two escapees don't see anything, since the studio, producers, and directors of the movie keep all the cash for themselves. You find a banana peel on the sidewalk and throw it away, only for it to fly straight into a construction site. WHN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 It did not fly very far and it landed at the periphery of the site, so thankfully no one slipped. People ate food. WHN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sub Zero Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 They enjoy themselves. Someone uses an outdated meme in the comments. WYN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted June 18, 2019 Share Posted June 18, 2019 People flood to that comment and give it so many likes it has more than the video itself. Though the replies to the comment are strangely filled with so much salt, you could turn every fresh water river and lake in the world into the equivalent of the Dead Sea. Someone talks about something you hate. WHN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted June 28, 2019 Share Posted June 28, 2019 I punch them with my feet. You kick them with your hands. WHN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 10, 2019 Author Share Posted July 10, 2019 The neighbors call the police to break up the brawl. A naked crackhead is on the roof of a church. WHN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 Someone calls the police about the occupant and when the police arrive, the crackhead tells them, “Get out of my sun! I’m trying to give my backside a tan here!” Humans arrive 5,842,206 years from the future on the steps of the Rhode Island State House to reveal that Good Burger is the greatest achievement in the history of cinema, a scientific method has been developed to reveal that Rihanna is the greatest singer-songwriter throughout all time, research throughout their time has discovered that playing on an actual Virtual Boy can reduce your chances of brain cancer by 1%, the greatest tv show to ever be produced will be filmed in the Beta Tucanae star system when humans first achieve space travel in 2,323 years, the great debate about the roundness or the flatness of the Earth and planets in general is finally resolved in 76,759 years when we discover that all planets in fact are balanced on a Solo paper plate, in 485,234 years there will be someone who will write a story so grand and universal that it will be known as “The Last Story That Ever Needed To Be Told”, and that all of the worlds problems can be solved if 43 years from now a poor villager in Dakar, Senegal was given their country equivalent of $2.45 and will allow the human race to achieve all of the progress that they have and that the only other alternate direction is extinction for when a giant fire extinguisher collides with the sun in 402 years from now. WHN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 Either the world implodes due to the confusion that ensues or... No. No, that's the only thing that would happen. Someone builds a time machine to go back to ancient China and discovers that people in the Three Kingdoms period actually did fight like in Dynasty Warriors. WHN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnonymousSpeed Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 The tale is never told, the fellow is mowed down like a mook. The universe implodes. What happens now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted July 16, 2019 Share Posted July 16, 2019 The universes bounces back and creates a new Big Bang. I flushed poop down the toilet. WHN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 The water swirls it down the pipes and ideally should flush it away. You might want to make sure your pipes aren't clogged. A construction worker ate a crunchy taco at Taco Bell 5 minutes ago. WHN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 21, 2019 Share Posted July 21, 2019 As he returns to the construction site, he notices a peculiar grumbling in his abdominal area. Thinking nothing of it, he goes back to work, drilling in the screws needed for the frame of the new building. As he works the screwdriver, he notices the grumbling again, this time it's so loud that a colleague could hear it. The colleague asks: "What the heck was that?" He answers "I dunno" and they both go back to work. Five minutes later, again the grumbling. This time, even louder. His stomach even moves with the sound. The man cries out in pain and clutches his stomach, dropping his screwdriver in the process. His co-workers rush to his aid. One of them goes to inform the chief of his colleague's plight. While he does that, a loud noise is heard, much louder than a nuclear explosion, and they see the man who ate the crunchy taco fly off to the heavens. The chief pinches the bridge of his nose, lamenting the existence of the now infamous crunchy taco "Cohete Pedo" (spanish for Fart Rocket) Taco Bell had just added to its product lineup. Another poor soul ate the Fart Rocket taco. WHN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 The CIA abducts the poor soul for researching biochemical weapons of mass destruction. Humans can now fly via Cohete Pedo. WHN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 27, 2019 Author Share Posted July 27, 2019 Birds evolve to be the dominant species and start exterminating humans for being stinky pests. A pastor at a church wakes up one morning to find himself covered in tattoos and piercings and with a pink mohawk. WHN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 He goes "awesome!" and church turns into a punk rock festival. WHN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 A lot of *censored* happened. Everyone starts to censor random words in their speech and writing. WHN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 People *censored* to have *censored* lot of problems *censored* *censored* *censored* get their point across *censored* like *censored* *censored* happening *censored* *censored* *censored* now. How *censored* Hell am I supposed to *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* I can't say anything that I need to say? *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* really raise the *censored* *censored* for *censored* *censored* isn't it? This guy in Spain *censored* his stomach so he could pay a scalper on Ebay to play Three Houses. What *censored* next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 (edited) He *censored* his *censored* and goes off-screen for a minute, so a fourth-wall breaking girl can make fun of it. You wake up in the morning to find my avatar standing at your bed, silently staring at you. WHN? Edited July 27, 2019 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 *censored* throw *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored* *censored*. Good thing we're censoring so much at random now. That's some *censored* *censored* shit I just said I'd do. Some dude starts *censored* *Copyright Claim* so loud that he manages to *censored* his own *censored*. WHN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 (edited) I have no idea. Well, I technically do have an idea, but it involves *censored*, so I rather just keep it censored. People now imagine the dirtiest and sleaziest *censored* whenever they see the word censored. *Censored**censored**censored*? Edited July 27, 2019 by XRay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted July 27, 2019 Author Share Posted July 27, 2019 Brain bleach is invented. The three house leaders in TH turn into the mascot of their house. Edelgard is now an eagle, Dimitri is now a lion, Claude is now a deer. WHN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted July 27, 2019 Share Posted July 27, 2019 Dimitri eats Claude but is severely *censored* in the process. Edelgard then pecked Dimitri's *censored* out and fed it to *censored*. I am still waiting for that brain bleach. WHN? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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