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Granted. You now think that they're all trying to get in your pants, so you become a social recluse to avoid the constant affection.

I wish I were good at using SRPG studio.

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Granted, but you also have to focus on loving every aspect of the game at a time, which takes you several play throughs- one just to look at the art, one to listen to the music, one to appreciate the writing, etc.

I wish for some General Tso’s chicken.

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Granted, but they lewd all the pokemon. A lot. The rating becomes 18+.

I wish that I enjoyed Three Houses as much as everyone else.

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Granted but now everyone hates it

1 minute ago, Benice said:

Granted, but they lewd all the pokemon. A lot. The rating becomes 18+.

You people really underestimate the depths of degeneracy that which I have already sunken to

I wish more people would read pokemon adventures

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Granted but they all hate it.

I wish I could listen to one song on the piano and stop myself instead of having to listen to 15.

7 minutes ago, Ottservia said:

You people really underestimate the depths of degeneracy that which I have already sunken to

Don’t worry, I know it’s impossible to avoid with Gardevoir.

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1 hour ago, Sooks1016 said:

Don’t worry, I know it’s impossible to avoid with Gardevoir.

Wat?

Y'know what, I won't kink shame.

1 hour ago, Sooks1016 said:

wish I could listen to one song on the piano and stop myself instead of having to listen to 15.

Granted, but you only get to listen to 15 second songs for the rest of your life.

I wish that I sounded good on the oboe.

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Now only chipmunks possess the ability to hear.

I wish I looked half decent.

6 minutes ago, Benice said:

Wat?

Y'know what, I won't kink shame.

A Pokémon the internet likes to sexualize. You can Google it if you want to know what it looks like (I won’t dare) just... don’t scroll down very far. xD

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Granted, but only half of you looks decent now. You have a vertical line going down your body and the left side is attractive and the right side is ugly.

I wish 2020 was over.

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Granted.
... You deserve good things, so I will violate this game's rule and make the only corruption the fact that you lose all motivation for the one you didn't gain motivation for.

I wish I didn't feel like I annoy people anytime I talk about a game or characters I like.

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You become a man of culture and realize that it’s nice to listen to/read people talking about things they’re passionate about wait that’s not a corruption.

I wish I could actually feel full after a meal.

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It only applies to the opinion’s of people in power.

I wish chapter 9 of Eirika’s path didn’t have a village right where all the enemies are that they will destroy in like 5-6 turns.

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