Sooks Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 You’re now completely unafraid of spiders, and your amount of fear for spiders goes into the negatives, meaning you love them! You now refuse to eat anything else. I wish that the enemy in fe would never get crits on my units. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 Everybody on the internet looks down on you for playing a version of the games even more insultingly easy than Normal Level Casual Mode. I wish latex gloves were reusable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 Every time you put them back on your hands, arms, and the gloves get slightly smaller until you have T. rex arms. I wish I could go back to January 2020 and change the course of events for my family that month. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 10, 2020 Share Posted November 10, 2020 Granted. I wish I could grow facial hair in a way that doesn't look horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 As it’s in the eye of the beholder, strangely, you are the only one who thinks your new lion’s mane looks good. Huh. I wish I could get a job now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 You have one as a taxi driver. Enjoy working all day and night and taking thankless people from one area to another for the next 68 years. I wish I could control wood. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrow Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 Granted but the only type of wood you can control is morning wood. I wish I had extra arms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 Granted, but they're on the bottom of your feet. I wish that I didn't have math homework. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 11, 2020 Share Posted November 11, 2020 Your math works you at home. Prepare to get those arms moving! It wants you to start off with dropping and giving it 20. I wish I knew why Wyvern Knight’s wyverns look so so incredibly weird in Sacred Stones. 2 hours ago, Shrow said: Granted but the only type of wood you can control is morning wood. you’re supposed to make it worse not better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 It's because there's a secret code within the game that spells out a phrase that upon reading turns the reader into a freakish half wyvern beast thing without any of the benefits of being a wyvern. I wish I could move and manipulate dust particles with my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 The only place you can move or manipulate them to is down your throat. I wish my phone was at full battery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Your phone charges to that point, but after the exact second it's left charging afterwards it becomes a ticking time bomb that will blow up everything in a 1,000 mile radius in 52 seconds. I wish I gave answers that were stupid and made no sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 (edited) 19 hours ago, Sooks said: I wish I knew why Wyvern Knight’s wyverns look so so incredibly weird in Sacred Stones. Because those are actual wyverns. Every other wyvern depicted in the GBA games is actually a dragon: wyverns have four limbs (wings and legs), while dragons have six (arms, wings, legs) (which adds credence to my hypothesis that Nintendo doesn't know animals... mythical animals in this case, but still). Which Radiant Dawn acknowledged and thus "Wyvern" Lords are "Dragon" Lords in that game. Other FE games got it right, but the GBA and Tellius games (PoR, anway)... doesn't. Because... ??? And yes, I felt like ranting about a minute, negligible detail. 22 minutes ago, Emperor_Siegfried said: I wish I gave answers that were stupid and made no sense. No matter how little sense you make, your answers are still hilarious, making people wish for or ask things in these forum games just to see what kind of stuff you come up with for answers. You are thus henceforth obligated to respond to every wish and question every time you post. I wish my walls were green. Edited November 12, 2020 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Granted, but they're green because of moss covering them. I wish I were more creative with my class choices in 3H. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Everyone is an armor knight. Always. I wish I didn’t have to do Flipgrid videos for class. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Granted. You have to flip a grid while juggling potatoes instead! I wish I was more cheerful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrow Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 21 hours ago, Sooks said: you’re supposed to make it worse not better 😘 I made it weirder Granted! You've now become Santa Clause. Or was eaten by Santa, which ever way you wanna go. Wish I lived in a remote place off the grid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 You become famous for living off the grid and the press as well as your fan club swarm your residence daily hoping for a glimpse of the beloved Shrow. I wish I didn’t have a unibrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
null Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Granted, now you have no eyebrows. I wish I were more confident and less shy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Granted, but now you have no idea how to communicate with humans as you only speak an unknown language from an alien planet. I wish the aftermath of rain all day didn’t look so gloomy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Emperor_Siegfried Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 Now it looks like a nice and wonderful spring day, but since nobody can see the water puddles or wet spots that formed because of the rain, accidents go up by a lot. Good luck having a calm day without pileups of cars and sprawled out injured people making what would be a nice day just a little bit more gloomy. I wish I had the foresight to have my entire life recorded on video up until I was 12 years old and keep the footage in a safe spot where it never deteriorates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 12, 2020 Author Share Posted November 12, 2020 Pedophiles somehow find it and take the footage of you naked in the bathtub when you were a baby and upload it to child porn sites and sell it. I wish my fanfic would write itself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 12, 2020 Share Posted November 12, 2020 It turns itself into something involving: 1 minute ago, Dragoncat said: Pedophiles somehow find it and take the footage of you naked in the bathtub when you were a baby and upload it to child porn sites and sell it. I wish I had good story ideas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted November 12, 2020 Author Share Posted November 12, 2020 43 minutes ago, Sooks said: It turns itself into something involving: Your ideas are "good", but only to weeaboo neckbeards. I wish dragons were real and instead of airplanes we rode them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sooks Posted November 13, 2020 Share Posted November 13, 2020 There are a lot more flying based accidents as every time one dragon sees another mid flight, they feel the need to ram into it and breathe fire all over it to prove itself as the alpha male (or female because that’s obviously how it works), with the other dragon having the same mindset. Also when they run out of fuel they take a 9 hour long break and no one can stop them. I wish this massive headache I’ve had for what feels like forever would go away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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