garrisoncade_3576 Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 (edited) I don't know how these threads work so what the hell am I suppose to post to keep up a conversation. Edited September 6, 2019 by Cron Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 (edited) 8 hours ago, Dragoncat said: 10/10. 6 hours ago, Espurrhoodie said: This poem brought me to tears. It's so beautiful. Thanks, both of you. Edited August 23, 2019 by DragonFlames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 I want somebody to reach for my hand so I can soar away. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 1 minute ago, Espurrhoodie said: I want somebody to reach for my hand so I can soar away. Sorry, but you are not Edelgard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 3 minutes ago, XRay said: Sorry, but you are not Edelgard. ;-; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 But do you fear the edge of dawn knowing time betrays? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 1 hour ago, Dragoncat said: But do you fear the edge of dawn knowing time betrays? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Love how the freaking pope equivalent can teach you how to punch people... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 23, 2019 Share Posted August 23, 2019 Why does my asshole itch? 1 hour ago, DragonFlames said: Love how the freaking pope equivalent can teach you how to punch people... She also tells you to give your students weed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 (edited) Is this the new HHH or FE4 Thread? I'm also sticking this here and you get no context you have to guess! Axe Teddy(Alois) Fire Nala(Annette) Ashy Home Boy(Ashe) Purple Hermit(Bernadetta) Everyone's Favorite Teacher(Byleth) Scrappy Ghost(Caspar) Thunderstrike(Catherine) Goldbuck(Claude) Foreign Shota(Cyril) The Grim Reaper(Death Knight) Big White Lion(Dedue) One Eyed Lion King(Dimitri) Rose Songstress(Dorothea) Empress of Eagles(Edelgard) Cartoon Cat(Felix) Orange Bull(Ferdinand) Fishy(Flayn) Grizzled Puma(Gilbert) Aged Fancy Sir(Hanneman) Pink Stinging Thorn(Hilda) Dark Inferno(Hubert) Yankee Doodler(Ignatz) Flying Lioness(Ingrid) Nun Humper(Jeralt) Psycho(Kronya) Doe Knight(Leonie) Sleepy(Linhardt) Indigo Noble(Lorenz) Glass Cannon(Lysithea) Opera Nurse(Manuela) Dorte's Best Friend(Marianne) Expensive Car(Mercedes) Foreign Huntress(Petra) Muscle Buck(Raphael) The Pope(Rhea) Flying Preacher(Seteth) Swift Arrow(Shamir) Goddess of Time(Sothis) Flirty Red Lion(Sylvain) Edited August 24, 2019 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 19 hours ago, Espurrhoodie said: Why does my asshole itch? This is literally the first thing I thought of. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 27 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: This is literally the first thing I thought of. Beautiful. Is it bad I actually read it in her voice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 (edited) 28 minutes ago, Espurrhoodie said: Beautiful. Is it bad I actually read it in her voice? No. It is not bad you read it in her voice. Claude: It was not one of my pranks this time, itchy toilet paper is crossing a line because I had it done to me once! But damn girl TMI. Related: https://apt11d.com/2013/02/01/stephen-king-on-writing/ Edited August 24, 2019 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 16 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: No. It is not bad you read it in her voice. Claude: It was not one of my pranks this time, itchy toilet paper is crossing a line because I had it done to me once! But damn girl TMI. Related: https://apt11d.com/2013/02/01/stephen-king-on-writing/ I can safely say my asshole no longer itches. Also, that bit about the poison ivy made me cringe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 20 hours ago, Espurrhoodie said: She also tells you to give your students weed. Depending on who you are, she's either the best or worst pope equivalent ever. 1 hour ago, Espurrhoodie said: Is it bad I actually read it in her voice? Aaaand now I can't unhear Xanthe Huynh saying that line with that adorable voice of hers... Thanks for that one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 10 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: Depending on who you are, she's either the best or worst pope equivalent ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 1 minute ago, Dragoncat said: Beautiful. I'm running out of deodorant. Help. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: Nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 So can we talk about how Byleth's mom was a nun? I'm headcanoning nun in the streets, fiery lover in the sheets lol. *insert every pregnant nun joke in existence here* And tequila makes her clothes fall off. "Babe no. Not here. Shit. Shiiiitttt. Okay. I'll, uh, find some place to hide us." - Jeralt #BladeBreakerMoreLikeNunHumper Raise your hand if you also want to hear that "Shit. Shiiiitt." voice acted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 6 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: So can we talk about how Byleth's mom was a nun? I'm headcanoning nun in the streets, fiery lover in the sheets lol. *insert every pregnant nun joke in existence here* And tequila makes her clothes fall off. "Babe no. Not here. Shit. Shiiiitttt. Okay. I'll, uh, find some place to hide us." - Jeralt #BladeBreakerMoreLikeNunHumper Raise your hand if you also want to hear that "Shit. Shiiiitt." voice acted. *raises hand* Jeralt is also called the Nun Humper from now on. I will hear no objections. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Espurrhoodie Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 8 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: So can we talk about how Byleth's mom was a nun? I'm headcanoning nun in the streets, fiery lover in the sheets lol. *insert every pregnant nun joke in existence here* And tequila makes her clothes fall off. "Babe no. Not here. Shit. Shiiiitttt. Okay. I'll, uh, find some place to hide us." - Jeralt #BladeBreakerMoreLikeNunHumper Raise your hand if you also want to hear that "Shit. Shiiiitt." voice acted. 2 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: Jeralt is also called the Nun Humper from now on. I will hear no objections. I second this. Why did I get an ad for birth control? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 2 minutes ago, Espurrhoodie said: Why did I get an ad for birth control? Because the internet is weird like that. I once got an add for a TV channel that almost exclusively shows soccer. Problem is: I don't even like soccer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 (edited) 11 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: *raises hand* Jeralt is also called the Nun Humper from now on. I will hear no objections. It's the least we can give the poor man, a goofy nickname that fits. Oh and slightly related: Quote Also I'm totally headcanoning crest genetics now Claude = Minor Reigan, Hilda = Minor Goneril "Minor" would indicate lower percentage of crest infused DNA Yet even with "minor", Claude's gonna get more chances for Minor Reigan to end up in a kid because there's 50 million sperm and a good amount of those are likely to have the crest, vs one egg Makes sense that a father's crest is easier to pass down for this reason, but if the mom has a major crest then her chances are upped Byleth truly is special then Jeralt had Seiros crest and nope didn't pass down The mom clearly had major Crest of Flames Although it WAS dormant So Crest of Flames must dominate everything else and is a tiny percentage of DNA that's there. Took 1000 years for an egg with it in it to be fertilized, willing to bet any males with it if they existed didn't get to breed Good lord, M Byleth. Be careful I have since had that theory that males pass down their crests easier debunked by Rezzy, apparently it's always 50/50 chance to pass down any gene from either parent and I don't know as much about genetics as I thought. Also Claude and Hilda have sparks. Me and Ana are thinking about joint designing twins for them lol. 9 minutes ago, Espurrhoodie said: Why did I get an ad for birth control? One time I got one for "a birth control you don't have to take every day" and my mom happened to look over my shoulder at that time and now I use adblock. Edited August 24, 2019 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 Just now, Dragoncat said: One time I got one for "a birth control you don't have to take every day" and my mom happened to look over my shoulder at that time and now I use adblock. A wise choice. *nods* 1 minute ago, Dragoncat said: It's the least we can give the poor man, a goofy nickname that fits. His is the one obligatory on-screen parent/relative-death in the franchise that actually made me feel something, because this time, you at least had plenty of opportunities to get to know your dad before he inevitably dies. Granted, I saw his death coming, but when it came, hoo boy, the feels were definitely present. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted August 24, 2019 Share Posted August 24, 2019 (edited) 2 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: Granted, I saw his death coming, but when it came, hoo boy, the feels were definitely present. SAME. I was rooting for him to break the trend though. But oh well he can have a beer with Greil. Edited August 24, 2019 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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