Gatrie: Guns Blazing Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 12:45 pm Random Person's House *Bong Bong* *snap* Raven: ok. got it. All the evidence has been taken captured in my camera. CGV: Shit...what a bloody mess...he sure didnt clean up... Raven: Who would kill someone...so slowly...so painfully? CGV: How did he...her...it do it? Raven: The lab techs are looking it over right now... Serenes Lab 1:00 pm *Bong Bong* MaSu: I GOT IT!! THE MURDER WEAPON!!! Knife: what is it?....a...boom box??? MaSu: yeah...listen!!! *presses button* Boom box: ♪♪Never gonna give you up. Never gonna-- Knife: GRAAAAAAGH...TURN IT OFF!!!!!!!!! *click* MaSu: He was Rickrolld to death. Knife: WHAT??? MaSu: It totally blew up the victims brain...then his balls...it blew up his balls...the scary thing is...he was alive throught it all... Knife: WHAT??? MaSu: What a terrible way to die.... Knife: WHAT---OH GAWD IVE GONE DEAF MaSu: only one person could have done this... 3:00pm Fireman's house *Bong Bong* *rings doorbell* *gunshot* TLS: WHAT THE HELL?????? Gatrie: thats his door bell. dont freak. Matthew: *is staring at the sniper-rifle in the tree* *door opens* Fireman: What can i do you boys? Matthew: Fireman Johansen Michal Orson the Third. Your under arrest for illegal parking. Gatrie: *ahem* Matthew: what I miss? TLS:...aaaand for murder in the first degree. You have the right to remain silent...you...fuckit get in the Sexcopter. Gatrie: yer goin to the scotland yard!! Serenes Jail 5:00 pm Fireman: NOOOOBODY KNOWS THE TROUBLE IVE SEEN...NOBODY KNOWS...BUT JESUS... Bianchi: ITS INTERROGATION TIME!!! WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW??? Fireman: in HELL can i go nao? Bianchi: *slaps fireman and walks out* Lyle: *walks in* Im sorry fireman. did she hurt you? here have a cookie. Fireman: kthnx Lyle: seeya handsome *walks out* Bianchi: *walks in* *slaps fireman* *walks out* Lyle: *walks in* Oh man are you ok? Here. Lemme give you a hug! *hugs* And here have a complimentary Gheb plush doll. Fireman: Lyle: *blows kiss* *walks out* Bianchi: *walks in* *slaps twice* *walks out* Fireman: TT_TT why? Lyle: hey Bianchi...i dont think the good cop-bad cop thing is working. Bianchi: maybe i should slap him again to make sure...*walks in* Serenes Courtroom 11:00 am *Bong Bong* Judge Nightmare: ORDER!! ORDER I SAY!!! Mr. Fireman. You have been charged with illegal parking, murder, and for being to damn awesome. HOW DO YOO PLEA?????? Fireman: I plead 10,000 your honor. Lawyer Ninji: WHERE WERE YOU THE NIGHT OF DECEMBER 32nd??? Phoenix Wright: OBJECTION *shot* Nightmare: *hides gun* Answer the question. Fireman: i did not have sex with that woman!! All: GASP Fireman: the following sentence is false. the previous sentence is true. *everyone suddenly loses consciousness then wakes back up* Judge Nightmare: woah...what were we doing again? Fireman: You were paying me 100,000 gold and letting me go. Judge Nightmare: oh yeah *pays* NOW LEAVE!!! Fireman: see ya'll later......*walks out* ♪never gonna give you up...never gonna let you down...♪ THE END???? *bong bong* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nightmare Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 That was...interesting. Lol, I'm a judge...I suddenly imagined myself with the PW judge's beard... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liz Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 lol! awesome! *slaps Gatrie* XD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatrie: Guns Blazing Posted November 17, 2008 Author Share Posted November 17, 2008 lol!awesome! *slaps Gatrie* XD ow ;_; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted November 17, 2008 Share Posted November 17, 2008 (edited) The Bong Bong is from Law and Order not CSI you Brit. Your charged with inconsistency in the BADASS degree, get in the fuckin sexcopter. EDITL Great fuckin story. Edited November 17, 2008 by Toa Lord Shade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatrie: Guns Blazing Posted November 18, 2008 Author Share Posted November 18, 2008 The Bong Bong is from Law and Order not CSI you Brit.Your charged with inconsistency in the BADASS degree, get in the fuckin sexcopter. EDITL Great fuckin story. I KNOW THAT FOOL lol thx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oguma Posted November 18, 2008 Share Posted November 18, 2008 Wiil you be writing more! This is awesome. Lol, Gheb Plushie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatrie: Guns Blazing Posted November 18, 2008 Author Share Posted November 18, 2008 Wiil you be writing more! This is awesome.Lol, Gheb Plushie. this isnt my first serenes short story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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