Dragoncat Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 Basically do stuff like this: Hilda: As students, our favorite words are "free" and "cancelled". Ignatz: Free pizza is cancelled. Raphael: Why would you say such a thing? #IncorrectGoldenDeerQuotes Go for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 Lorenz: Are you high right now? Claude: Is that a question or a Drake reference? ---- Sylvain: I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically. ---- Ingrid: What's he like? Annette: (About Felix) The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BergelomeuSantos Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 Dedue: Professor, I'm afraid you're putting His Highness in too much risk. Byleth: What do you mean? Dedue: I mean that you just warped him up to the middle of 30 enemy troops, including the enemy commander. Byleth: Oh, he's going to be fine. Dedue:..The enemy commander is Edelgard, professor. (Dimitri at the background: I won't be deterred!) Byleth: See? He's completely fine. Dedue:..That was Wrath activating, professor. (Actually, I don't really know if this counts as a Incorrect Quote. Just had that one in mind.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 9, 2020 Author Share Posted January 9, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Corrobin said: Lorenz: Are you high right now? Claude: Is that a question or a Drake reference? Claude is totally high. Sylvain: We can sell blood and semen. *silence* Sylvain: What? Not mixed together! Edited January 9, 2020 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 Lysithea: I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain. -------- Shamir (To Catherine): Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight? -------- This next one's a little NSFW, so I'll spoil it. Spoiler Linhardt: I am coming home for anal *a nap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver-Haired Maiden Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 Hilda: People say nothing is impossible but I do nothing every day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 9, 2020 Author Share Posted January 9, 2020 20 minutes ago, Corrobin said: This next one's a little NSFW, so I'll spoil it. Should I spoil mine up there then? Lol loved it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 (edited) I am not sure I get it completely, but I will try one with memes. Spoiler so it takes up less space (and for a more dramatic effect). Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Spoiler Did I do it right? Here is one with regular old words: Robin: Phew! What a long day. So many chores, so little time... Lucina: Robin! Robin: Oh, hello, Lucina. Lucina: What do you think you're up to?! Robin: I beg your pardon? Lucina: Don't act all innocent! What are you doing poking around outside Father's tent? Robin: ...Is that his tent? Lucina: You know perfectly well it is. Now confess! You were trying to get close to him for some nefarious reason, weren't you?! Robin: Er, I think there's been a bit of a misunderstanding here... I was on the way back to my own tent and happened to pass by this way. Lucina: I'm not talking about just today! You're ALWAYS lurking near him, whenever the chance presents itself! It's almost as if the two of you are...lovers. Robin: Lucina? I am Chrom's chief tactician, his top aide, and his trusted military advisor. My duties demand that I be constantly at his side... Sumia never told you what happened to your mother. Lucina: She told me enough. She is my mother! She died fighting Grima! Robin: No. I am the wings of despair. I am the breath of ruin. I am the fell dragon, Grima. I am your mother. Lucina: No. No! That is not true. That is impossible! Robin: Search your feelings. You know it be true. Lucina: Nooo! NOOOOOOO! Robin: Lucina, you can destroy Chrom. Naga has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together, we can rule Archanea as mother and daughter. Come with me, it is the only way. Lucina: AAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Edited January 9, 2020 by XRay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Roger The Paladin Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 Nemesis: Feeble Creature... Prepare to die. Spoiler Raphael: Do you even lift? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Gerwald of Vallora Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 Some minor spoilers for Three Houses (I think). Spoiler Sothis: Wake up, Byleth. Byleth: What? Where am I? Some answer to a prayer this is. Sothis: Oh, no – no – no. I'm the answer to your prayer, Byleth. That's why you’re here. Byleth: How do you know my name? Sothis: Oh, I know all about you. I've watched you grow up from a little boy. Byleth: What are you, a mind reader or something? Sothis: Oh, no. Byleth: Well, who are you, then? Sothis: Sothis, G-o-F. Byleth: Sothis... G-o-F. What's that G-o-F? Sothis: Goddess of Fodlan. Byleth: Oh, brother. I wonder what was in those drinks? Sothis: Hey, what's with you? What did you say just a minute ago? Why'd you want to save me? Sothis: That's what I was sent down for. I'm your Goddess. Byleth: I wouldn't be a bit surprised. Sothis: Good luck on training those fools at the Knight’s Academy. Byleth: Yeah... just things like that. Now how'd you know that? Sothis: I told you – I'm your goddess. I know everything about you. Byleth: Well, you look about like the kind of an goddess I'd get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 9, 2020 Author Share Posted January 9, 2020 Felix: See you later you stupid fucking animals! ---- Dedue: Also my tomatoes died. ---- Dorothea: This one time, in band camp... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Corrobin Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 Ferdinand (on Dorothea): She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah Carey songs. Hitting every note. ----- Sylvain (on Mercedes): I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room Felix: Haha, you sure you didn't fuck your mom? ---- Spoiler Lorenz: I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 Jedah: "Captured criminals should be judged fairly by the law!" Celica: "Law? Like I give a crap! I'm the [queen] of this nation and that means I AM the law! Whatever I do is the freakin' law! Even if I beat you to a bloody, dead pulp, as long as it's cool in my book, that's all that matters, right? HUH?! ANSWER ME!" Flayn: "Fish pudding... wow. This might be a whole new breed of pudding on our plates here... this needs to happen! For science!" *insert any student from Three Houses here*: "I'm super down! My motivation gauge is at max now that my belly is full of pudding!" Did I do this right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 9, 2020 Author Share Posted January 9, 2020 22 minutes ago, DragonFlames said: Jedah: "Captured criminals should be judged fairly by the law!" Celica: "Law? Like I give a crap! I'm the [queen] of this nation and that means I AM the law! Whatever I do is the freakin' law! Even if I beat you to a bloody, dead pulp, as long as it's cool in my book, that's all that matters, right? HUH?! ANSWER ME!" I want somebody to make a voice acted animation of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted January 9, 2020 Share Posted January 9, 2020 2 minutes ago, Dragoncat said: I want somebody to make a voice acted animation of this. That actually already does exist. Skip to around 5:40 to see it: The joke is that the character who says that is voiced by the same person who voiced Celica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 9, 2020 Author Share Posted January 9, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, DragonFlames said: That actually already does exist. Skip to around 5:40 to see it: Yeah, but I want somebody to make an animation of Jedah and Celica saying that. Somebody already made Jedah singing My Favorite Things and it was amazing, just audio, no animation, but still. Edited January 9, 2020 by Dragoncat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted January 10, 2020 Share Posted January 10, 2020 4 hours ago, Dragoncat said: Yeah, but I want somebody to make an animation of Jedah and Celica saying that. Somebody already made Jedah singing My Favorite Things and it was amazing, just audio, no animation, but still. Ah, I get it! Considering the source material, you already have the voice clips for Celica's lines for such an animation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 13, 2020 Author Share Posted January 13, 2020 Ingrid: We are not going outside tomorrow morning. Forecast calls for below zero wind chill. Felix: I'll be in the armory. Sylvain: I'll be...not out in it. Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. Dimitri: Stick a hot water bottle in your pants, I've done it. Felix: What the hell. Sylvain: He's gotta make sure to NOT lose those for the sake of the royal bloodline. Ingrid: You guys are gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benice Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 Byleth: Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures *Shows a picture of Fodlan and Adrestia* Edelgard: They're the same picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XRay Posted January 13, 2020 Share Posted January 13, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Benice said: Byleth: Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures *Shows a picture of Fodlan and Adrestia* Edelgard: They're the same picture. Wrong thread. Should be in the correct FE quotes thread. Fódlan has only one country, and that is the Adrestian Empire. Edited January 13, 2020 by XRay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 13, 2020 Author Share Posted January 13, 2020 13 hours ago, Benice said: Byleth: Corporate needs you to find the difference between these two pictures *Shows a picture of Fodlan and Adrestia* Edelgard: They're the same picture. Feral Dimitri: *pees on the map* This was inspired by a supposed origin to the phrase "pissed off" that claimed a general's dog peed on a map and now the enemy was "pissed off" the map. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragoncat Posted January 14, 2020 Author Share Posted January 14, 2020 First obvious shippy one: Leonie: How much do you love me? Raphael: So much. Leonie: On a scale of zero to burgers. Raphael: Burgers. With bacon. Leonie: You're the one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 Leonie deserves to eternally pay off Jeralt's tabs. Sothis: "I can use my powers to turn back time!" Mila: "I'm sorry Sothis, but I can't hear you over the sound of ME LITERALLY HANDING OUT DEVICES THAT CAN DO THAT! AAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silver-Haired Maiden Posted January 14, 2020 Share Posted January 14, 2020 Death Knight: BEHOLD FOR I AM DESTRUCTION! I AM YOUR DEATH! Byleth: .... Lysithea? Death Knight: *girlish shrieks of terror* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonFlames Posted January 15, 2020 Share Posted January 15, 2020 Flame Emperor: We have the Death Knight. Byleth: We have Lysithea. --- Nemesis: With the Sword of the Creator in my hands, no one can hope to stand against me! Seiros: Allow me to introduce myself. --- Gatekeeper: Welcome to the Salty Spitoon. How tough are ye? Seiros: I beat a muscular swordsman who was a head taller than me. Gatekeeper: Yeah, so? Seiros: WITH MY BARE HANDS! Gatekeeper: *nervous sweating* Right this way, ma'am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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