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TOA LORD SOTHE MD

(Fireman's Tavern)

Matt: Another round for everyone!!!

Masu: green tea please.

Matt: fail....

Masu: what I like tea.

Fireman: One Vodka and one Green Tea, that'll be 10,000

Masu: Fireman did Matt pay you to spike my tea again?

Fireman: Maybe...

Masu: YOU BASTARD O'CONNELL REXFLA...

Matt: THIS IS SPARTA

Masu: Matt your not taking out a sharp object and trying to stop me from burning your ass whats going on?

Matt: *Vomits Blood all over Fireman*

Fireman: *Takes out Baslard*

Masu: What the hell bitch.

Matt: Get me to a hospital...PUUUUUUUUWNCH.

__________________________

(The office of Dr. TLS)

Fox: *Walks in* Alright put away your porn, or gameboy, or both I have a case.

TLS: Meh...

Fox: A man started vomiting blood in Fireman's tavern.

TLS: To easy, it's obviously just some bad infection.

Fox: Ever since then he's been saying meme's constantly...

TLS: Fine I'll take it.

*Fox leaves and TLS walks out of his office*

TLS: Alright team, what causes Bloody vomit and Meme shouting.

Princess: Obviously a 4Chan related infection.

TLS: According to his history he got vaccinated for that last year,

DoomDragon: Maybe it's case of epic fail syndrome?

Feffle: A low badassery count is far more likely.

TLS: Feffle, you and Princess do a MRI to look for Epic Fail.

TLS: Doomeh, you go whine and bitch to Fox until she promotes you.

DoomDragon: Got it. *Walks out*

_________________________

Feffle: Damn no trace of epic fail...

Matt: OVER 9000

Princess: I still say something this bad could only be 4Chan related.

Feffle: Yeah I'm beginning to agree...

Matt: IMMA FIRIN MEH LAZOR

Princess: FEFL look at the scanner, It...

Feffle: OMG, His brain is...nonexsistent....

Princess: How did this happen?

Matt: Sexcopter.

__________________________

(Back in TLS's Office)

TLS: What causes Complete Brain deterioration.

Princess: Excess N00berry?

TLS: It wouldn't cause Bloody Vomit

Doom: Maybe a computer virus?

TLS: Alright, you go break into his house and look at his porn.

Doom: =)

TLS: Princess go talk to him and give a crap.

Princess: Fail...can't I search his house?

TLS: O_O NO *Pops Vikadin*

FEFL: Imma kiss ass and be australian.

_______________________

(Fox's Office)

TLS: So wanna hook up?

Fox: *Kicks ass in a totally non sexual manner*

TLS: Fine I'll go bang the hospital lawyer.

Datia: http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2846947

TLS: Fail....*Leaves*

______________________

(The Office of Dr. Gatrie Revolver [Cancer Doctor])

TLS: You will never guess who's case I caught.

Gatrie: Carmen Elektra?

TLS: Was that spelled right?

Gatrie: No, so who's?

TLS: Mathew.

Gatrie: O'Connell?

TLS: Yeah...

Gatrie: Are you treating him?

TLS: Yes, now right me a prescription.

Gatrie: Pfffft,

TLS: Don't screw me man, If we screw ourselves now it'll be allot less dramatic when I kill your girlfriend 2 Seasons from now.

Gatrie: Okay...wait what?

TLS: Gotta go bicth.

*TLS Leaves*

______________________

(Datia's Office)

Datia: *Talking to Director* There is no reason me and TLS would ever hookup, I mean he's a pervy, jerky, cripple plus I'm not well developed enough to be a main love interest.

Head Writer Vincent: STFU

Datia: *Breaks Phone*

TLS: So do we Hook up yet?

Datia: Oh just....wait a season.

TLS: =D

_________________________

Princess: O HAI MATT

Matt: Hi are you the morally good character?

Princess: Yeah, Doom's off raiding your porn stash.

Matt: Damn.

Princess: What is it?

Matt: My 4Chan Hentai pics....

Princess: I knew it.

__________________________

(TLS's Office)

Princess: He goes to 4Chan.

Doom: But he was vaccinated,

TLS: He had a low DEF% Growth rate which negated the vaccination

FEFL: I thought he was an armour knight?

Fox: Doom just got promoted, now your all his bitch.

TLS: Fuck.

Princess and FEFL: *Quit then subsequently hook up for lack of a better plotline*

Feffleh: *Ques Credit*

THE END

TLS: WAIT!!!

TLS: Second Season ^_^

Datia: Oh Shi-

___________________

Written by TLS.

Idea based on House MD and an old joke from the post your picture thread involving Matt and Hentai.

Sorry Freohr.

BTW

TLS=Dr. Gregory House

Fox=Dr. Lisa Cuddy

Gatrie=Dr. James Wilson

Princess=Cameron

Feffle=Chase

Doom=Foreman

Datia=House's Bitch in the Second Season

Thank you and good night *Pops Vikadin*

(Also yes there will be 3 Sequels and 4 after the new season is done)

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Oh wow, internet meme's, leet speak, swearing and blood. So funny and original. Oh and look, cardboard cutout forum member insertions who are "cool". <_<

This makes them "Read my fic" topics in FFtF all the more pointless.

Sorry, I know this is pretty much flaming, but how can you people possible find this stuff funny? Not one piece of that fic could be considered tasteful humour in any way.

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<_<

I will have you know I have never paid Fireman to spike MaSu's tea, I do that myself. Also, I don't have any of those syndromes. MaSu just paid Fireman to crush me with a boulder which made me cough blood and lose my brains.

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SHUUDA AND MATT OBVIOUSLY DO NOT WATCH HOUSE!!!!!!!

This is not FFtF, so cut out the full caps crap.

And that is not the reason why I find your writing (if you can really call it that) bad. I find it bad because it is bad.

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