Not Changed by VASM :( Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 TOA LORD SOTHE MD (Fireman's Tavern) Matt: Another round for everyone!!! Masu: green tea please. Matt: fail.... Masu: what I like tea. Fireman: One Vodka and one Green Tea, that'll be 10,000 Masu: Fireman did Matt pay you to spike my tea again? Fireman: Maybe... Masu: YOU BASTARD O'CONNELL REXFLA... Matt: THIS IS SPARTA Masu: Matt your not taking out a sharp object and trying to stop me from burning your ass whats going on? Matt: *Vomits Blood all over Fireman* Fireman: *Takes out Baslard* Masu: What the hell bitch. Matt: Get me to a hospital...PUUUUUUUUWNCH. __________________________ (The office of Dr. TLS) Fox: *Walks in* Alright put away your porn, or gameboy, or both I have a case. TLS: Meh... Fox: A man started vomiting blood in Fireman's tavern. TLS: To easy, it's obviously just some bad infection. Fox: Ever since then he's been saying meme's constantly... TLS: Fine I'll take it. *Fox leaves and TLS walks out of his office* TLS: Alright team, what causes Bloody vomit and Meme shouting. Princess: Obviously a 4Chan related infection. TLS: According to his history he got vaccinated for that last year, DoomDragon: Maybe it's case of epic fail syndrome? Feffle: A low badassery count is far more likely. TLS: Feffle, you and Princess do a MRI to look for Epic Fail. TLS: Doomeh, you go whine and bitch to Fox until she promotes you. DoomDragon: Got it. *Walks out* _________________________ Feffle: Damn no trace of epic fail... Matt: OVER 9000 Princess: I still say something this bad could only be 4Chan related. Feffle: Yeah I'm beginning to agree... Matt: IMMA FIRIN MEH LAZOR Princess: FEFL look at the scanner, It... Feffle: OMG, His brain is...nonexsistent.... Princess: How did this happen? Matt: Sexcopter. __________________________ (Back in TLS's Office) TLS: What causes Complete Brain deterioration. Princess: Excess N00berry? TLS: It wouldn't cause Bloody Vomit Doom: Maybe a computer virus? TLS: Alright, you go break into his house and look at his porn. Doom: =) TLS: Princess go talk to him and give a crap. Princess: Fail...can't I search his house? TLS: O_O NO *Pops Vikadin* FEFL: Imma kiss ass and be australian. _______________________ (Fox's Office) TLS: So wanna hook up? Fox: *Kicks ass in a totally non sexual manner* TLS: Fine I'll go bang the hospital lawyer. Datia: http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=2846947 TLS: Fail....*Leaves* ______________________ (The Office of Dr. Gatrie Revolver [Cancer Doctor]) TLS: You will never guess who's case I caught. Gatrie: Carmen Elektra? TLS: Was that spelled right? Gatrie: No, so who's? TLS: Mathew. Gatrie: O'Connell? TLS: Yeah... Gatrie: Are you treating him? TLS: Yes, now right me a prescription. Gatrie: Pfffft, TLS: Don't screw me man, If we screw ourselves now it'll be allot less dramatic when I kill your girlfriend 2 Seasons from now. Gatrie: Okay...wait what? TLS: Gotta go bicth. *TLS Leaves* ______________________ (Datia's Office) Datia: *Talking to Director* There is no reason me and TLS would ever hookup, I mean he's a pervy, jerky, cripple plus I'm not well developed enough to be a main love interest. Head Writer Vincent: STFU Datia: *Breaks Phone* TLS: So do we Hook up yet? Datia: Oh just....wait a season. TLS: =D _________________________ Princess: O HAI MATT Matt: Hi are you the morally good character? Princess: Yeah, Doom's off raiding your porn stash. Matt: Damn. Princess: What is it? Matt: My 4Chan Hentai pics.... Princess: I knew it. __________________________ (TLS's Office) Princess: He goes to 4Chan. Doom: But he was vaccinated, TLS: He had a low DEF% Growth rate which negated the vaccination FEFL: I thought he was an armour knight? Fox: Doom just got promoted, now your all his bitch. TLS: Fuck. Princess and FEFL: *Quit then subsequently hook up for lack of a better plotline* Feffleh: *Ques Credit* THE END TLS: WAIT!!! TLS: Second Season ^_^ Datia: Oh Shi- ___________________ Written by TLS. Idea based on House MD and an old joke from the post your picture thread involving Matt and Hentai. Sorry Freohr. BTW TLS=Dr. Gregory House Fox=Dr. Lisa Cuddy Gatrie=Dr. James Wilson Princess=Cameron Feffle=Chase Doom=Foreman Datia=House's Bitch in the Second Season Thank you and good night *Pops Vikadin* (Also yes there will be 3 Sequels and 4 after the new season is done) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted November 29, 2008 Author Share Posted November 29, 2008 And yes the sequel will show how TLS know Matt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oguma Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 No Oguma? D: This was full of EPIC LAWLZ. ITS OVER 9000 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted November 29, 2008 Author Share Posted November 29, 2008 No Oguma? D:This was full of EPIC LAWLZ. ITS OVER 9000 If you watch house it's funnier, and your on the second team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oguma Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 If you watch house it's funnier, and your on the second team. I do watch House. YAYZ. Lemme guess, I'm with Shigeru. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted November 29, 2008 Author Share Posted November 29, 2008 I do watch House.YAYZ. Lemme guess, I'm with Shigeru. Yeah. You=Talb Shig=Cutner Guess 13 and Amber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oguma Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Yeah.You=Talb Shig=Cutner Guess 13 and Amber. Cool, Talb is awesome. NO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted November 29, 2008 Author Share Posted November 29, 2008 Cool, Talb is awesome.NO! Why not? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oguma Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Why not? Because I'm lazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatrie: Guns Blazing Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 lol poor freohr....rhyme not intentional Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted November 29, 2008 Author Share Posted November 29, 2008 lol poor freohr....rhyme not intentional XD I'm not that bad.... <_< <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gatrie: Guns Blazing Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 XDI'm not that bad.... <_< <_< ORLY???????????/ lol it was a good story, man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted November 29, 2008 Author Share Posted November 29, 2008 ORLY???????????/lol it was a good story, man Thanks brah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 (edited) Oh wow, internet meme's, leet speak, swearing and blood. So funny and original. Oh and look, cardboard cutout forum member insertions who are "cool". <_< This makes them "Read my fic" topics in FFtF all the more pointless. Sorry, I know this is pretty much flaming, but how can you people possible find this stuff funny? Not one piece of that fic could be considered tasteful humour in any way. Edited November 29, 2008 by Shuuda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLSothe Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 <_< I will have you know I have never paid Fireman to spike MaSu's tea, I do that myself. Also, I don't have any of those syndromes. MaSu just paid Fireman to crush me with a boulder which made me cough blood and lose my brains. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted November 29, 2008 Author Share Posted November 29, 2008 SHUUDA AND MATT OBVIOUSLY DO NOT WATCH HOUSE!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shuuda Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 SHUUDA AND MATT OBVIOUSLY DO NOT WATCH HOUSE!!!!!!! This is not FFtF, so cut out the full caps crap. And that is not the reason why I find your writing (if you can really call it that) bad. I find it bad because it is bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLSothe Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 TLS, cut the shit. I watch House. If you couldn't tell my post was.. mostly a joke. Shuuda, don't be cruel, honey. Even if it is bad, you can be nicer about it. ^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Not Changed by VASM :( Posted November 29, 2008 Author Share Posted November 29, 2008 TLS, cut the shit. I watch House. If you couldn't tell my post was.. mostly a joke.Shuuda, don't be cruel, honey. Even if it is bad, you can be nicer about it. ^^ ;-; If you couldn't tell mine was joke.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TLSothe Posted November 29, 2008 Share Posted November 29, 2008 Yours was mindless spam though, buddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom103 Posted November 30, 2008 Share Posted November 30, 2008 I knew I was foreman lol EPIC FAIL SYNDROME! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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