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AnonymousSpeed

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  1. You better be bein' nice over there.

  2. Hey man, hope you're doing well. I don't know if you're off on your mission trip yet, but I want you to know I'll be keeping you in my Trinitarian prayers. I hope you have a great time!

  3. Mr. Anderson. Look what I've found.

    https://www.youtube.com/@jimmybeanswool/videos

    1. JimmyBeans

      JimmyBeans

      Looks like you found my second channel which has more subscribers than my current. 

      It has hit videos such as "The Menopause Sweater" and such things.

    2. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      Classic April Fools joke.

      I actually went and watched that video, having no idea of the context, and wondered why you would wear a sweater if you were at risk of feeling too hot. Then I get to the end and hear "April Fools". I have been Jimmy Beans-boozled.

      Truly these are the hardest-hitting April Fools jokes, the ones that sit in silence and then get you like a Bosnian land mine.

    3. JimmyBeans

      JimmyBeans

      Sometimes the best jokes are the ones that take 3 months to kick in.

  4. Good sir,
    If I might ask, who is the masked fellow in your profile picture?

    1. KingStaragna

      KingStaragna

      Certainly, that would be the late great Dmitri Hvorostovsky in the title role of Don Giovanni Unmasked, in a rare instance of seeing him without white hair.

    2. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      >brain cancer

      Wow, poor guy. RIP. I can see why you picked him though, he cuts a very striking figure. Do you recommend the show?

    3. KingStaragna

      KingStaragna

      Absolutely! As I recall it’s a shortened film version of the opera, a great way to get into the medium if you’ve ever been curious about what Dorothea and Manuela were up to before they got real good at murder. 

  5. Can you please ask your rabbi what 4782 means?

    1. Original Alear

      Original Alear

      I'm a lapsed Jew, so I don't have a rabbi, but they say Jesus was a rabbi, so you should just ask Jesus.

    2. Original Alear

      Original Alear

      I see S.4782 was the stop fentanyl package in the US congress, maybe it means STOP FIRE EMBLEM 'N TAN YOU LOSER (not directing that to you specifically). Personally I don't really have any interest in tanning.

    3. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      Judas called Jesus "rabbi", but it's always a good idea to ask Jesus.

      I was hoping for some traditional Rabbinic number symbolism, but that's very interesting about the fentanyl. Maybe it'll be a good year after all.

  6. Do you eat pork?

    1. Original Alear

      Original Alear

      I'm going to hell either way.

      EDIT-I feel guilt for some sins, but I don't feel any more guilty for eating pigs than eating chicken or beef...I mean, I think pigs are a little cuter than cows, but...

    2. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      Messiah wants you well!

      I'm not sure cuteness is the reason for the rule, but I wouldn't know. I'm not God- I'm not even Moses.

  7. You're pretty cool. Have a blessed day.

  8. Ruben Fact #1:

    Ruben is so fast, he can stomp on his own testicles.

    Tune in next week for more Ruben facts.

  9. Is it true that you played Fire Emblem Heroes against the legendary Turd Ferguson?

    1. LoneStar

      LoneStar

      Yes, how did you know?

    2. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      I checked out your YouTube channel.

      Mr. Ferguson is a legend, I'm envious that you got to meet him.

  10. Party Moth is in the house tonight

    1. Party Moth

      Party Moth

      Everybody just have a good time

  11. Follow for follow.

    Hope you're doing well, mate.

    1. HK Motendra

      HK Motendra

      Things could be better, but I'm trudging along by. Thanks man

      Same goes for you, good sir

    2. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      Your good will is much appreciated. You keep on going until things are the best they can be.

  12. I demand you answer this: What is the best Battle Network game, if you must only chose one?

  13. Yo, have you heard about this really cool game called "Paper Mario" ?

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    2. Koops

      Koops

      Well, again, I USED to have him as like, one of my absolute favorite characters. Of course time went on and my perception of the game and it's characters have changed greatly and know he's just another party member that you get in that game.

      Used to like him because he's a Koopa, which I apparently really loved at some point, and I guess I just really liked his character back in the day where things were simpler.

      But yeah, playing Fire Emblem just really fucks that up, right?

    3. AnonymousSpeed

      AnonymousSpeed

      Yeah dude, Fire Emblem ruins everything. Worst series in existence, I hate it beyond measure.

    4. Koops

      Koops

      Precisely why I just joined a Forum that is specifically about Fire Emblem in the first place.

      Also FE took my kids away. Worst series in the universe.

  14. I have no idea what I'm doing here.

  15. Thank you all for wishing me a happy birthday!

  16. Merry Belated Christmas!

  17. Thank you all very much for wishing me a happy birthday!

  18. Oh, well, I'm flattered, thank you all for your congratulations!

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