Silith Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 You might need a swordreaver on bartre to recruit Karla. When you get to that chaper in 2 years. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted August 10, 2014 Author Share Posted August 10, 2014 Last time on Let's Rage, we kinda sat in a castle and did nothing! Now we venture forth into the Nabata desert... for some reason! No, you're not getting fielded ever again. It seems everyone in my army's getting pretty frisky! Ha! The doctors removed his stomach years ago! Because you keep offering him food despite him hating your cooking! Truth be told, Pent could probably handle himself. Nothing quite like homoerotic bandits to complete a desert chapter! Valter and Calleach count, I swear. Since I was too lazy to train anyone who can fly, this guy will have to do! Maybe later, Rath! I've never actually seen a mine be useful, let alone kill someone! I won't even try to give this a captain. Hector and Hawkeye say enough. Well, that saved me a lot of trouble! Curse you, Kent! As cool as his sprite is, Hawkeye really isn't selling himself... well, to anyone other than Hector. Screw you, Pent. I didn't want the Gaiden anyway. Wil was warming up for the first few shots! NO. Curse you, Priscilla! Afro Pent is best Pent. BARTRE CARES NOT FOR HORSE WITH SWORDS, BUT WHY IS BARTRE AS FAST AS WARD. I want that gem, I've got pretty much no funds left. So YEAH. ALL I WANTED WAS THE BODY RING. And that's why we're not going to the gaiden. Yeah, you guys must have killed like an enemy each! They bring a strange man who shouts poetry with them. This is where Hawkeye shows Hector he can wield swords too! But you may call me Dumbledore... or Gandalf... or Yoda, it really doesn't matter. Lyn provides whatever exposition that is required by not knowing anything. But also she states the obvious for no apparent reason. In all honesty, after the gay desert bandits, there's not much that can really surprise us. All knowing, all seeing... but all lazy! I thought you were meant to know everything! Basically you need to do more than throw sticks at him. And you're also screwed, thanks Athos. Please, Lyn, go wait in the car. She loves it when he remembers his own name and title. Hector does not approve. I liked it better when I almost died in the middle of a field... then she came. Why not send us to Nergal so we can kill him? Screw you, Dumbledore. Unfortunately Eliwood only had one guest room... so Hector got to share with Bartre. Yes, because SOMEONE KEEPS RECITING THEIR POETRY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silith Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 wait what. Sicne when do Bartre and Hector share a room? Or did you just glue Bartre's mug in the shot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 THE CURSES ARE BACK~! Can't tell if that cosplayer is male or female. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted August 10, 2014 Author Share Posted August 10, 2014 Can't tell if that cosplayer is male or female. It's one of the greater mysteries in this world, much like why Athos is so useless and why Hector ended up bunking with Bartre. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ninian Posted August 10, 2014 Share Posted August 10, 2014 Just don't show that to John, and you'll be fine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted August 14, 2014 Author Share Posted August 14, 2014 And he shall never know... mostly because I don't know who this John is and by default declare him a chump. Last time on Let's Rage, we made sandcastles and met Aslan! Now we've appeared back at Eliwood's pad, I bet it's totally safe there! Why didn't he just send us to Bern? So we're not acutally in Bern? So we're going to Bern to go to the north of Bern? This plan is sounding worse and worse by the minute. And he feels the need to mention this because? Shut up, Lyn. Totally not asses! What Nino doesn't know is that Sonia sends all her stuff by FAX. Because totally asking around for the Black Fang isn't suspicious! Cyas thinks that you're all going to die! If you don't, he'll facilitate it! So sweet, if only that were the pairing I were forcing! Delegating stuff to mooks is never a good idea. Think of how little my chumps achieve! No, he just has really bad hay fever, hence the mask. He's pretty bold, especially since he's surrounded by my dudes. A chump no more! And we're off to an amazing start! WALLACE, GO THE OTHER WAY. Investing in another archer has so far proved pretty handy! No, I don't mean you, Rebecca! Hey look! It's that purge Bishop! Consider yourself PURGED. For every good thing in life is an equally bad one... there must be some guy out there who gets all the good levels. Well, my plan to have Canas tank might have to wait. BARTRE SMASH, BARTRE CHOP, AFTER ONE HIT, BARTRE STOP. OK, Wallace is actually doing really badly. I'm really glad that I gave her a dracoshield. I'm less glad she's only level 7. Curse you, Bartre! Why am I even using you? I'm surprised that didn't double you. The levels keep coming! Enough story, be parting with that swag. Bartre continues his existence of uselessness. I'm starting to think it's not actually possible to kill him! NO, COME BACK WALLACE. Totally not wasting resources! Well, I misplanned that! Ha, that was FORTUNATE. Elsewhere Heath nearly dies! And I also have no money! This is perhaps the driest conversation ever to exist. NO, I NEEDED THAT LANCE. Snore! Meanwhile, things are actually pretty bad! Montage, YEAH. Well, at least Wil's not dead! I'll just Luna-blick him! Thanks, Canas. New plan. This can't possibly fail! Well, that went badly... How will our group of losers handle this mess? And why haven't Eliwood or Hector actually appeared so far? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandragon Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Not Geitz. Sad day. Also you use Bartre cause you love him. And Karla. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deranger Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Bartre poetry is best poetry. I'm pretty satisfied with your choice of units, and your commentary is amazing, as always. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinehollow Posted August 15, 2014 Share Posted August 15, 2014 Your Lyn's level seven?I thought I was the only one who's bad at leveling up lords. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted August 18, 2014 Author Share Posted August 18, 2014 Last time on Let's Rage, I left you with a fearful climactic situation! Long story short, Lloyd died. Considering he died at the hands of Wil, I think he's either crippled or his soul's destroyed. U-ho? More like U-Ho! Aw yeah! I'm sorta getting mixed messages... could this be love? You can't recruit everyone by talking to them... in fact, does Eliwood even recruit anyone? That's a terrible plan! Especially since he seems pretty intent on genocide. For once Hector speaks sense! Rule one of monologues... Never announce plot relevant information. Rule one of conversation, make sure there's someone there when you need to reveal plot relevant material! Neither could I! I just send them to their doom! Curse Eliwood and his soul sapping magic! That dastard! DA KING. I'm getting mixed messages here. Shouldn't have signed the pre-nup, darling. Yeah, that ultra valuable... OH NO BRO. Could it be the same evil glare my own mother has? A threesome with Pent solves all. You can't exactly say it was a remote success? Thanks Pent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silith Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Eliwood can recruit Harken.... (and Heath) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted August 18, 2014 Share Posted August 18, 2014 Hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted August 24, 2014 Author Share Posted August 24, 2014 OK, I had an update a few days back and then the forums died and ate it. I swear it won't be dead for like 6 months again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted August 24, 2014 Share Posted August 24, 2014 I don't buy it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted August 29, 2014 Author Share Posted August 29, 2014 Rage, I started doing the update for the chapter after this one by accident. No matter! Last time on Let's Rage, we managed to get lost in a fog and recruit WALLACE. Now that the plot is trying to progress, can our heroes do stuff? Gotta love them historical dramas. But Hector did not care, and nor shall I. Bandanna Joe does as he is told. Yeah, that's a good way to gain evil points. With a FRENCH TASH. Only he is allowed to surrender! Funny you say that... Paying all that dosh to learn the Emblem isn't here wasn't worth it. It can't be... METAL G-... nah, it's just Bandanna Joe. So we'll win? WORTH IT. LONG LIVE THE 80'S. Thanks, Heath. You picked the wrong thwomp to mess with! Heath, why you so slow! I initially tried to have Heath solo the right hand side, but he kept dying. YEAH. Prostrat! BARTRE IS FASTER, BARTRE GAINED SPEED, NOW IF ONLY BARTRE COULD READ. That would have been unfortunate. No, it's not time for the 90's yet! Meanwhile, Kent handles half the map by himself. Worth it. But I still have the rest of these chumps! Oops. I hope it wasn't anything important. Bartre has somehow gained more speed in one map that he has the last 10. YEAH. OK, I think someone killed Bartre and took his place since the last map. NO, DON'T FLY THAT WAY. OK, I take back what I said about not getting speed! Thanks Lyn. This might take a while. Haha, this could go badly! Like this! Finally! The beach stroll with Eliwood was purely for business! Seems legit. Sure, we already blew most of our money on this dud lead! Wait, that was an option? At least with Hugh he doesn't try hard without the full amount. WHY. I could make so many jokes. This might take a while. Yeah, like what kind of tosser sleeps on the battlefield? This is how many crack fics start. The future where Hector goes insane and abducts a child! It's actually scary how crazy he sounds. Meanwhile, Lyn continues to not die. Supports galore! I hope that answers your question, Lyn. SPUD HEAD IS ROLLING. This is not the Bartre I know, he's nearly doubled his speed in one map... he's also proc'd defense for the first time! NEARLY THERE. WORTH IT. Who could do it? Finally! Thanks for pointing out the obvious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Wallace is a god among men. He already procced speed twice! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elieson Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 Bartre has gained almost as much RES as he has gained SPEED. BARTRE CAUGHT THE HIP I cried tears of man at this! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinehollow Posted August 29, 2014 Share Posted August 29, 2014 I'll never have enough gold for Fiora if I do this.... Hector can force people into traps if he wants to!Plus,he has a portrait for looking at the tactician?I NEED TO PLAY THIS MODE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted September 2, 2014 Author Share Posted September 2, 2014 Wow, I thought I'd saved the update for this chapter! Rage! Last time on Let's Rage, we went on a rather pointless detour and killed some stuff. Now we attempt to press onwards, progressing the plot... or something like that! Yeah, screw that otter. Hey, we learned where it wasn't! Bern, a country full of mountains... where did you think they'd build it? Except there's nobody here to defend it. Now, let's show them why faith is for the WEAK. Lyn fulfills her duty of pointing out the obvious! We're in a bush spying on children. I see several problems with this. Well, this is sweet! And this isn't! Silence or answering you? Make up your mind! Such a GOOD BROTHER. All mine does is try to eat my food. Out of context, this would make the most awkward wedding ever. Hopefully the fox will finish her off! Evil monologue too pro. Well, that's a lot of plot. Dun dun dun! That's pretty impressive... although he is a THWOMP. "... pooped in my hands." But what does the fox say? Not very much apparently! It seems this castle has the worst security ever. All the evillest people we know seem to be conspiring! It'd be a shame if something BAD happened. There's only one man who can help! Bartre's poetry can only stall her for so long! Hahahaha! That's a good one! I agree, this chapter is a snorefest. Did you see how much of a bro he was in the desert? Considering both Eliwood and Lyn are deadweights, I think not. And we're off to an amazing start. Hector has decided to become the new Bartre. Screw you, Wil. SO NO. Most vital crit ever. It's a good thing he's so BUFF. Arrow rain too pro! The good stuff keeps coming! PUNY GECKO CANNOT HARM SIR SLAPHEAD. OK, WHY ARE THEY MOVING. Where's Lycia's army? Lyn's rapidly becoming less and less useful. I need to stop making a habit out of this. Curse you weapon triangle! Wil rides in style. I have a feeling that axe might be too heavy for Isadora. OK, time for plan B. No, she means Bartre. NEAT. Well, that was productive! Just kidding, don't mess with me! WHY. I guess I can forgive that. TWO MORE TURNS OF SUFFERING TO GO. Another fine tool for Bartre to not double with! A TRUE THWOMP. NO. I WAS GOING TO REPAIR THAT. Well, this is going swimmingly... JUST ONE MORE TURN. Turns out being a ballista means auto-doubled... NEAT. S Axes are just around the corner! BARTRE STILL HERE, BARTRE NOT GONE, BARTRE STILL SLOW AND SING BAD SONG. Bartre saved us! Because neither of you did anything at all to help. Ominous mountain range, seems legit. BUT THEY WERE ALL FLYING. Don't encourage her, Eliwood. HOW DID WE GET HERE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinehollow Posted September 3, 2014 Share Posted September 3, 2014 HOW DID WE GET HERE? Pent learned the magical art of teleportation. You're doing that version,too?Stupid Bolting is in that map.And the Light magic variation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted September 6, 2014 Author Share Posted September 6, 2014 OK, since you punks thought Apricots was the best answer to the poll question, I'll have to give you all what you deserve. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MRDRHAWK Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 oh shit there's no way I'm letting you finish before me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted October 12, 2014 Author Share Posted October 12, 2014 Time for some delayed RAGE. Last time on Let's Rage, we basically stalled forever until Vaida left us alone... we also found out like the entire plot in one cutscene! How tedious! I thought we were going north? OK, that explains a lot. Actually she just decided to leave for no reason. Moving from your starting location would probably help too. I dunno, I guess she'd be like a 7/10. I swear all these villains just shout out their plans. I don't think they're actually any closer to victory than they were back in chapter 11. It's time to SMASH. But first, we need some MILK. That ITEM. Seems legit. Well, that sucks. It'd have been easy if he was just trying to convert us. It's a really fat priest! What a misogynous chump! What about the suffering of women! OK, this is starting to get a little weird! Apparently! Truth be told, the snow's not actually that bad. Fudge muffins. This might take a while. Since you losers picked Apricots, Dorcas returns! Yes, this Dorcas. BARTRE DRINK MAGIC STUFF, HELPS BARTRE STAY QUITE BUFF. It seems that it was not meant to be! WHY. AND WORTH IT. My horribly underleveled Dorcas needs to pick up some slack from Bartre. WHY. I think I hate Purge more than I do eclipse. It's time for Bartre to drink some RED BULL. It's beautiful, he's now about as fast as Wallace. Abra-ka-door-knob! WHY. WORTH IT. I swear I'll get a decent level eventually. Perhaps this wall wasn't the best one. You know what, I give up. BARTRE IS THE ONE, BARTRE IS TRUE, BARTRE SHOW HE GET STATS TOO. But of course, Dorcas just has to one up him. No, that's mine to pilfer! The perfect crime! They were made for each other. CHALLENGER APPROACHING! Just kidding, it's Karel! I think at some point I got careless with the Devil Axe. I'll take the two on the right! NO KAREL, WRONG WAY. Best bait. Considering the quality of my level ups, I'm surprised too! Much better than I anticipated indeed! THE ANTI-SHIN LEVEL? FUDGE MUFFINS. THREE TURNS LATER, FINALLt CAUGHT UP. I think I legitimately ran out of FLUX. Sitting on the bench, gathering dust, it's all cool. It took me a while to realise that the snow made it look like "right". NO, BAD KAREL. Seems legit. I think that Myrm's been chasing Priscilla. But he gets his revenge. In short, Kenneth sucked. NEARLY GOT YOU, KAREL. He's Harken, I swear. Murderous headcase? Seems legit. The sword is love, the sword is life. Considering he's a psycho, this is actually pretty tame. Always dealing no damage, but twice... so ELEGANT. Well, that was something. Everyone seems pretty cray cray to begin with. Yeah, and not appear or be mentioned at all in a previously released sequel. Unless Blaine left the Flame badge, I think we've got it... Does this mean we can take over Bern now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted October 12, 2014 Share Posted October 12, 2014 Wil is the best unit! He's the only one who must destroy the dragon! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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