PKL Posted June 30, 2013 Share Posted June 30, 2013 (edited) ^ I second that. Needs more fanart. EDIT: Yaranaika EliwoodxGuy Edited June 30, 2013 by Peekayell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted July 6, 2013 Author Share Posted July 6, 2013 I update again, mostly because nobody asked me to! Last time we saw Eliwood and Hector beat up their old pal Erik. Now they crash at his castle, totally uninvited! Hector forgets to lock the doors, well done. Oswin says as he lets them advance further. But it wasn't important, skip! Yaranaika? We need all the defense we can get. Oswin has clearly studied the Shin art of defense. Using people you don't like to shield yourself! The longbow would have worked, but sure. Obligatory Dorcas stinks pic. Matthew can lure the fighters for me! I am the king of point choking. Well, that kinda spoiled my plans! What! Impossibru! If you mean death from a chump who then gets a mediocre level, sure. Funds are for chumps anyway. Ok, I should really do something about that guy. I never liked axes anyway. Uh... bro? This may class as overkill. Note how he doesn't remember them later. If they come back tomorrow, we can just have Eric fight them. Generally a very dull chapter, hopefully the game gets more rageworthy later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted July 6, 2013 Author Share Posted July 6, 2013 That last update was so bad I felt obligated to do a second. Lucky you! Last time we stopped a generic filler boss or something, now we get to see an old friend! Hector takes a brief break to teach Eliwood the legal system. Well, that seems like a valid enough reason to go investigate! To the Hector Mobile! Sain, I implore you, lead her to her doom. Wait, I have an idea! Wil! It's all up to you! Rebecca, take fire! I assume you're still part of this army! Lovely! BARTRE IS HANDSOME, BARTRE IS STRONG. BARTRE HASN'T GAINED SPEED, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG. See the comment for the previous picture. Wil decides to make an ultra necessary crit. I think Hector's sudden brain fart has confused Eliwood. I think that's base strength, I know which archer I'm using. Nice try, bandit! You know who got a better level than this? Don't be silly, my mother could never proc speed! Adding to the list of people faster than Sain. After the end of FE7, Erk found himself with an unwanted Harem. ] Of course, who has not heard of the mighty... Never mind. I'm sure he'll be fine. Although if you hadn't helped kill her great uncle none of this would have ever happened. He actually deals damage! NO! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PKL Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 Hilarious xD. Rebecca so bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 (edited) Adding to the list of people faster than Sain. Wil is one step closer on his quest to defeat the Dragon. Edited July 6, 2013 by Zeem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted July 6, 2013 Share Posted July 6, 2013 NOT LYN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singularity Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Heath wasn't recruited? Also, good job; continue your humors and updates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Heath gets recruited later on during Chapter 22. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
singularity Posted July 7, 2013 Share Posted July 7, 2013 Mmm, right. I'm tempted to do a LP but my inconsistencies and the fact I play only Normal hinders me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSND Alter Dragon Boner Posted July 8, 2013 Share Posted July 8, 2013 > Speak inconsistency > Direct at one week hiatus of LP of his own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted July 16, 2013 Share Posted July 16, 2013 You are doing a very poor job of cursing. HOW COULD YOU?! THIS IS WHAT I LIVE FOR! NOT FOR POETRY FEATURING THE LOWLY LIKES OF BARTRE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted July 16, 2013 Author Share Posted July 16, 2013 Last time on Hector Ball Z, our heroes kinda just storm the castle. Reunited with her beloved Cyas, can Lyn save that old person again? Well, that's just dandy. You have Marcus, that's more than enough. Well, there are a lot of red dudes in front of you. We're off to a good start! Well, that was surprisingly easy. Oh wait, he's red. I need to choose my meatshields better. Perhaps base defense Kent was a poor choice. No really, why is this happening. MY FORMATION IS FLAWLESS. BARTRE, BARTRE DON'T YOU DARE. BARTRE, BARTRE YOUR SPEED IS WHERE? OK, that wasn't even funny. There is some sort of circular irony to this. Then why didn't you give them to Raven and bust out of here? Also, I see no hiding places. It's a room with CORNERS. But we all know why they're friends... I love Aerosmith so much. Then why did you talk to him? What did your parents... oh wait... sorry! Sure, why not. This revenge subplot wasn't going anywhere, it's probably for the best. Because apparently people knowing that he has a sister is the end of the world. Hey! I wanted to steal that! I'm sure he'll be fine. Tents are stronger than they look! Hector is destined to be a THWOMP. Should have gone with the TENT DX MODEL. Defense, please? This has stopped being amusing, and has become very concerning... is my ROM ok? Do want! To the Ravenmobile! You really thought I'd use the same joke twice? You know who else thought I would use it twice? It was just you. OK, this might not end well for greenie. He dies. Hector has become one with the THWOMP. Well, you did just cut that guy in half... and he was sitting on it. Who? I think I skipped all your cutscenes. That's great! Inappropriateresponse/10 It'd be a shame if something BAD happened. Good work, Fred! Or was it Barry... or Simon? No, because I don't want free XP and Canas. I benched Marcus because I can, and sent the chumps forward! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 that wil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSND Alter Dragon Boner Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 Wilspeed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 I told you all, Wil's gonna kill the dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSND Alter Dragon Boner Posted July 17, 2013 Share Posted July 17, 2013 I told you all, Wil's gonna kill the dragon. The w in Wil is Wil kill the Dragon I have a boner Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted July 18, 2013 Share Posted July 18, 2013 Wil will be in the final party. . .oh gosh, I just said that. . .I'm sicker than I thought. . .help. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klokinator Posted July 23, 2013 Share Posted July 23, 2013 Wil you guys stop making all these puns please? It's the Wil of the force that you stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted August 16, 2013 Author Share Posted August 16, 2013 Hey look, it's SHIN. Last time on Two and Half THWOMPS, we saved Lyn and got SIDEQUEST. No deal, we could steal a boat for less than that! Go, see if I care... I don't even deploy you anyway! No, I'm the Queen of England. Sounds like where I come from really. No really, I once got attacked 3 times in one night. We're going to steal their ship! This is like the first time this has ever come in handy. And bignose comes along to ruin the fun... what a jerk! OK, perhaps that went badly. But at least Kent finally proc'd defense! It only took him like 13 levels! That speed really hurts, he's nearly as bad as BARTRE. I bet he doesn't have 7 speed. Surprisingly, Wil has not hindered this team at all. Oh, right, Merlinus died. Probably not worth attacking. Not funny. I am THE MAN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted August 16, 2013 Share Posted August 16, 2013 Tell me, when are you actually going to start raging at something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted August 18, 2013 Author Share Posted August 18, 2013 Tell me, when are you actually going to start raging at something? When the game actually starts giving me trouble. For some reason, I remember HHM being a lot more effort. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 HHM gets tough (IMO) around C22, desert, and Genesis, and then it mellows out until BBD, where things remain tough until the end of the game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamanoir Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Is it EHM or ENM who has Uber Fargus ? You know, the one with 80+HP and maxed Stats. I once had fun killing him with my Arena Abused units. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted August 18, 2013 Author Share Posted August 18, 2013 HHM gets tough (IMO) around C22, desert, and Genesis, and then it mellows out until BBD, where things remain tough until the end of the game. Well, that's the answer we needed... oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Icon of Sin Posted August 18, 2013 Share Posted August 18, 2013 Is it EHM or ENM who has Uber Fargus ? You know, the one with 80+HP and maxed Stats. I once had fun killing him with my Arena Abused units. That should be EHM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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