PKL Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 You better use Fiora over lame Florina :P. Very entertaining thread so far :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sunwoo Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 I'm quite sure that it's not that difficult to travel *insert comment about Shin's navigational skills here* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted September 26, 2012 Share Posted September 26, 2012 needs more shin levels Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted September 27, 2012 Share Posted September 27, 2012 needs more curses Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted September 28, 2012 Author Share Posted September 28, 2012 (edited) Welcome back! We stole some sacred relic last time, now we venture into territories unknown! Because every noble over the age of 20 is a jerk. Wow, Lyn's tribe must stink. She was able to take 2 mooks out by herself. She'll never be back, and it's all downhill from here, Lyn. Sain/10. Stop including me in your crazy schemes! I thought I was the one making the choices! Oh no! Not rape! Her alarm isn't working.... because it hasn't been invented yet! American lolcalisation, the best. Wait, the shoe's on the other foot now! Uh... Cyas is girly enough, right? Let's see... Die! Too bro. So heroic! Stoopid wepon triangle. I was hoping he wouldn't recruit himself. Totally gonna use it. Lyn continues to dodge things but not really. OK. This doesn't end well for him. Also quite bro! Because clearly these guys were dangerous. That might be problematic since she's a FEMINIST HORSEBIRD. Somehow, somewhere, somewhat. It involves, you, him and a bottle of vodka. No! Get back to carrying those horses! Kent wants in. Lyn approves. Kent will start! No. Still no. So wimpy. Can't double. Better than Sain. HORSEBIRD (trademark Esme) Didn't do anything. Edited September 28, 2012 by Admiral Shin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 For a thread entitled "Let's Rage", there isn't much raging going on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZemZem Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 For a thread entitled "Let's Rage", there isn't much raging going on... LHM is easy as hell, and Kent and Sain have been getting good or OK levels. And I'll show you, Shin. If I decide to ever do a FE7 LHM + HHM Lords + Bow Users, Wil will be the MVP! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted September 28, 2012 Author Share Posted September 28, 2012 For a thread entitled "Let's Rage", there isn't much raging going on... Don't worry, things become more interesting in the next chapter. It'll also pick up when the main game starts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted September 28, 2012 Share Posted September 28, 2012 Horsebird is getting around. This pleases me. Also funny chapter and dat Kent is nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Titamon Posted September 29, 2012 Share Posted September 29, 2012 NOOOOOOOOOO Lyn! You gotta shape up! Get some str and def!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted September 30, 2012 Author Share Posted September 30, 2012 So much rage at my lack of rage! Makes me RAGE! We found Horsebird and Regular Archer Number 3 last time, what will our brilliant tactician Cyas do this time? It may be a smelly hut with no doors or windows, but it's our smelly hut! Will Sain get lucky? Kent says no. Back off! We saw the house first! It's green and moldy! You should really get someone to look at that. And after 20 years, it's spread from her toe to her pelvis. Although the buzzing of flies sometimes keeps her awake. He's called Dorkass? His parents must have hated him. It can't be that bad... Well, we'll keep an eye out. OK. We will give him A MESSAGE. Us bandits have a strict MORAL CODE. How, you guys can't hit the wide side of a barn... well, you can at least hit Lyn. This guy is the best wingman. Wait, could it be? It's HIM. Sure He does! He's the spitting image! Not now, Wil! It's a good thing you're a loser. Even Lyn? What about Natalie? Blah blah, he gets drafted. BRO. He's doubling stuff left and right. Not so bro. Swords are for wimps. So majestic. Sain, you've got the same strength as KENT. Dorcas has a marijuana problem. Well... lolwut Darth Kent to the rescue! Kent pierced Carjiga's chest with his sword. Carjiga likes being dead(1). Not you too, Kent! Stoopid wepon triangle. Just kidding! Uh Kent, your defense? They're evil HORSEPEOPLE. That raises the question... No you didn't! No I didn't! No Lyn! Think of my feelings! Why are you asking them! Stoopid Sain, why are they all against me. I trust you enough to hit axe people with your lance. Which is more than I trust Lyn to dodge. Curse you, Lyn! TEAM You have a SWORD, why! Base speed. Only competent team member. A little wimpy, but still passable. Stop shooting Dorcas. Stop getting shot by Wil. Curse Chart: Lyn - 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 I blame the lack of rage on his tactician's name. It should have been Kempf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacLovin Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 haha, Kenty and Sainy. OTP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 Hooray, the Curse Chart makes a triumphant return! Man, if FE was like BoardGame, that would suck. I don't want my enemies ressing after 3 turns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dandragon Posted September 30, 2012 Share Posted September 30, 2012 i knew i always choose the speed cavalier for ONE reason Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted October 1, 2012 Author Share Posted October 1, 2012 I blame the lack of rage on his tactician's name. It should have been Kempf. That's where you've fallen into my trap... in America! Last time we found some jerk with an axe, and his wife with a mouldy leg. Can our brave tactician escape his cruel mistress? Well, it all depends on if they have passports or not. They can't get past the Lycian Border agency! And all the bandits are afraid of her. Kent says no! Time for Lyn to override Kent's opinion again. Kent says yes! For no good reason! Florina wasn't happy about sleeping on a stone floor, even when wrapped around Lyn. He's ugly, he has to be a bandit! Only ugly people are bandits... look at Gonzales and Garret! What. so it's cowardly to attack at night but it's perfectly fine to maim women that you wanted to keep. Bandits really have no class any more . I understand that feeling entirely. Perhaps Serra isn't so bad after all. We shall test that theory when we can. Wait, maybe Erk was right? "OH GOD! IT HURTS SO MUCH!" Erk is such a pansy! Obligatory shot of Sain using lances. The tall man cannot hurt Sain! Now who made that scream? Well, we don't want them to feel stupid, come join us. These big strong hairy ladies. Erk is such a pansy, don't break a nail out there. RAGE. OK, Wil couldn't finish him, someone else try! NO. ALSO NO. Why did I even think this would work. Kent proves himself as only competent team member. Not to self, don't meatshield with Erk. Why is that? Because they can't hit the wide side of a barn. Also, Lyn is pansy. Says the toad to the slug. BRO. She could deal 2 damage to the boss. So you have to be good to wield staves? CLEARLY NOT EVIL. And some sort of she-devil! Not really, nobody took that much damage. I'm sure there's a staff for that. Lungdren is not amused. Surely you could just kinda stab him. TEAM So wimpy. So slow. So competent. Still somewhat usable. I'm sure he'll level up eventually. Just as fast as Sain. This is worrying. Kinda not bad. Curse Chart: Lyn - 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaMonkey Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 RAGE. Another perfectly good chance to add to the curse chart squandered... You're really not trying with this, are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mmKALLL Posted October 1, 2012 Share Posted October 1, 2012 Why is that? Haha. This thing is great, even though the FE8 run was a bit better.. But I'm sure it'll get better after we get to emowood! So far, Prologue has been my favourite. Shin to the resque! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darros Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 He's ugly, he has to be a bandit! Only ugly people are bandits... look at Gonzales and Garret! Are you talking about Wil or purple guy? Anyway, keep it up, waiting for the real game, etc. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Loki Laufeyson Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 So much rage at my lack of rage! Makes me RAGE! We found Horsebird and Regular Archer Number 3 last time, what will our brilliant tactician Cyas do this time? It may be a smelly hut with no doors or windows, but it's our smelly hut! Will Sain get lucky? Kent says no. Back off! We saw the house first! It's green and moldy! You should really get someone to look at that. And after 20 years, it's spread from her toe to her pelvis. Although the buzzing of flies sometimes keeps her awake. He's called Dorkass? His parents must have hated him. It can't be that bad... Well, we'll keep an eye out. OK. We will give him A MESSAGE. Us bandits have a strict MORAL CODE. How, you guys can't hit the wide side of a barn... well, you can at least hit Lyn. This guy is the best wingman. Wait, could it be? It's HIM. Sure He does! He's the spitting image! Not now, Wil! It's a good thing you're a loser. Even Lyn? What about Natalie? Blah blah, he gets drafted. BRO. He's doubling stuff left and right. Not so bro. Swords are for wimps. So majestic. Sain, you've got the same strength as KENT. Dorcas has a marijuana problem. Well... lolwut Darth Kent to the rescue! Kent pierced Carjiga's chest with his sword. Carjiga likes being dead(1). Not you too, Kent! Stoopid wepon triangle. Just kidding! Uh Kent, your defense? They're evil HORSEPEOPLE. That raises the question... No you didn't! No I didn't! No Lyn! Think of my feelings! Why are you asking them! Stoopid Sain, why are they all against me. I trust you enough to hit axe people with your lance. Which is more than I trust Lyn to dodge. Curse you, Lyn! TEAM You have a SWORD, why! Base speed. Only competent team member. A little wimpy, but still passable. Stop shooting Dorcas. Stop getting shot by Wil. Curse Chart: Lyn - 1 I lol'd really hard. This is gonna be the best LP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 Another perfectly good chance to add to the curse chart squandered... You're really not trying with this, are you? You're only mad cause she's a horsebird. Shin if Wallace doesn't kill a cool boss later I will be so mad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Refa Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 That's where you've fallen into my trap... in America! What. so it's cowardly to attack at night but it's perfectly fine to maim women that you wanted to keep. Bandits really have no class any more batt bandits r a class i don't understund Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BBM Posted October 2, 2012 Share Posted October 2, 2012 batta bandits r a glass i don't understund fixed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shin Posted October 3, 2012 Author Share Posted October 3, 2012 Time for update! Today we meet the NOMAD whose name says HE IS MAD. What heinous act could he be up to? He's probably out womanizing, what a jerk. BRO. Kent, you have permission to carry her on your back. To the... Let's have a look. It's like Disneyland, except on fire. Do you fight for your friends? HAX. Instead of killing him instantly, Rath ensured a slow agonising death. u sudn't come here. Lyn insists on fighting every evil she sees along the way, she's not really hurrying is she? Except you have no windows, and Matthew has his eyes closed. Secret giant buttons you step on? Surely that means it would take 4 assassins to kill the Marquess. Lyn is correct as usual! Nope. Rath's response is ... BRO. Maybe not my best idea. I'll save that for later. Haha, this can't possible go wrong! No! Curse you, Sain! Worth it. The punctured lung is nothing compared to a free key. THWOMPBUSTER. Wil is now as fast as Sain. This does not say much for Sain. No! Curse you, Lyn! You'll die EP if I don't do something! Also no! I rarely give double curses but curse you, Lyn! Florina to the rescue! Kent too bro. There's some fat guy's corpse on it! Well, that stinks. Kent to the rescue but he fails. Note to self, don't save Araphen in 20 years time. Now, what would be hilarious is... The YESMAD WRATH IS ANGRY. Maybe we should pick up a "Get well soon" card along the way. No! Must escape! Yes! Please, OTP! And the team won't fit. Curse Chart: Lyn - 3 Sain - 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xinnidy Posted October 3, 2012 Share Posted October 3, 2012 Oh gosh, is that a decent Wil I see? Kent is competent yesz. And Lyn has managed a DOUBLE CURSE! This is great for all of the wrong reasons. xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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