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i can’t believe i just found this wtf their shirt performance was iconic af u can really tell they’re veteran idols from their stage presence and natural charisma, legends only. ryeowook sounds amazing even if it’s just live ar and i can’t believe eunhyuk and shindong choreographed such a spirited routine and donghae’s voice in the chorus of shirt is so mellow esp after eunhyuks he really reminds me of lay. also siwon is hella hella tan i never noticed, it kinda amazes me that he is/was a top visual then

 

suju performances are so fun to watch, i’ve never realized this cuz i mainly watch red velvet music show stages and for seventeen i’m too busy scanning the screen for shua but boy groups are a totally different beast lmao. when i see oh my girl and red velvet i’m very excited and happy over all of the members because i love them and admire them but for suju i instead find happiness in making fun of them. and even though squealing over red velvet is fun sometimes i just wanna be like “ayy it’s fuckin’ kim heechul i can’t wait to see how fucks up this stage too” instead of “omg truly irene rhyming with visual queen is no coincidence” and “shut up eunhyuk you fuckin anchovy” instead of “oh SHIT seulgi more like seulGODDESS her dancing is suPERB” and “kyuhyun tryin WAY too hard to act cool can he stop he’s fooling no one” instead of “dear lord wendy’s vocals she could scream into my ear and i’d be ok w that” and “i hope donghae trips” instead of “wat the heck joy really fits every concept versatile princess!!” and “kim ryeowook is so unimportant” instead of “kim yerim is so adorable i just want to hug her and love her”

 

but anyway i looked in the comments cuz i thought other people would be making fun of them like me but...elfs are actually into it??? they actually like kyuhyun’s wink and “girl you’re tasty” line, unironically?? and eunhyuk and donghae at the beginning?? and shindong’s “close your mouth shut your tongue”??? and heechul’s stupid-ass sunglasses and attempt to seem cool??? and the exaggerated camera focus on siwon’s face??? ive lost count of how many times i was blinking man meme while reading the comments tbh this is why i don’t like being associated w kpop fans

 

 

 

LIKE Y’ALL CANT TELL ME ELFS CAN ACTUALLY TAKE KYUHYUN, EMBODIMENT OF FUCKERY, SAYING “GIRL YOURE TASTY” SERIOUSLY WTF

 

anyway seventeen’s new album is amaaaazing and everybody should stream xoxo

 

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stan evanesce

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I’m so sorry but I keep reading that as evanescence and then see that it’s not evanescence and just feel weird for mistaking the name

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lmao YEAH TBH THE SONG MADE ME UNCOMFORTABLE AT FIRST BC OF THAT

 

but then i learned (belatedly, bc im incompetent) that evanesce is actually the verb form of evanescence and it’s pronounced eh-vuh-NESS and not EH-vuh-niss and it’s actually a really pretty word stan it

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shua got fourth most lines in 고맙다, a heckton of lines in thinkin about you, obviously the most lines in falling for u, and i haven’t even looked at 지금 널 찾아가고 있어 yet truly this is shua’s era BwpZKuH.png

 

e: but 지금 널 찾아가고 있어 is anime so i’ll actually be surprised if he DOESN’T get a lot there 

 

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14 hours ago, bling said:

lmao YEAH TBH THE SONG MADE ME UNCOMFORTABLE AT FIRST BC OF THAT

 

but then i learned (belatedly, bc im incompetent) that evanesce is actually the verb form of evanescence and it’s pronounced eh-vuh-NESS and not EH-vuh-niss and it’s actually a really pretty word stan it

oh my god the word sounds so pretty

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20 hours ago, PKLucas531 said:

swing, but every time they say swing it is actually bling

oh no

 

Just now, Robert of Normandy said:

RIP Tessa.

OH NO

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20 hours ago, PKLucas531 said:

swing, but every time they say swing it is actually bling

oh no

 

Just now, Robert of Normandy said:

RIP Tessa.

OH NO

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a couple nights ago i woke up in the middle of the night after a very important dream so i wrote it down and i just remembered it existed,

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3 hours ago, bling said:

a couple nights ago i woke up in the middle of the night after a very important dream so i wrote it down and i just remembered it existed,

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i have learned i can't give u bomb defusal instructions either

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kim in the new monster hunter there's like this sea-themed area and u can harvest abalone there and whenever i do (and i go out of my way to do) i am like

"now i am abalone prince"

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stan abalone prince

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itt: suju as seventeen members

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leeteuk - s.coups

• oldest and leader but always bullied

• childish and stubborn

• sometimes a good rapper

 

heechul - jun

• tries to look cool, fails

• likes anime and girls and probably anime girls

• looks like this

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yesung - wonwoo

• has been in his emo phase for abt 20 years

• the bullied and the bully, respectively

• probably likes long-form poetry

 

shindong - seungkwan

• variety master and also funny, a deadly combination

• loves food

• has no business bullying the other members but does it anyway

 

sungmin - the8

• sweet good and pure

• his visuals depend purely on his styling

• deserves better

 

zhoumi - dino

• fashionista

• more mature than the entire rest of his group, which is not really saying much

• polite and more-or-less well mannered but needs help with existing tbh

 

eunhyuk - hoshi

• obnoxiously loud and ridiculous

• so much in fact you tend to forget he’s actually an extremely skilled dancer

• makes you wanna punch him

 

donghae - vernon

• utterly useless, always fails

• but it’s ok bc he tries his best

• writes surprisingly good music

 

ryeowook - mingyu

• literally the only reason why his group is still alive and standing

• loves to cook

• needs to grow up, metaphorically

 

kyuhyun - jeonghan

• looks and sounds like an angel, actually not

• snarky as fuck

• will do anything to win a game. tbh, a cheater

 

henry - joshua

• annoying

• speaks too much english for his own good

• instruments

 

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