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Because my dad tried to make a slushie out of it once and the blender exploded.

Where does bologna come from?

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Ground meat and fabricated statements.

Why is bologna spelled the way it is? Did the guy who gave it the word also come up with "colonel?"

Edited by Karimlan

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Because Oscar Mayer has a way with B O L O G N A.

Should somebody make a romhack with a bologna tome that replaces bolganone?

Edited by Dragoncat

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Yes. The tome is made of bologna, and the mage rips a bologna page out and throws it at the enemy, making a huge slap sound when it their face.

What is a dog?

22 hours ago, Karimlan said:

Why is bologna spelled the way it is? Did the guy who give it the word also come up with "colonel?"

I used to say colonel as it was spelled when I was young. Thank heavens I heard the correct pronunciation before I embarrassed myself in a crowd as an adult.

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A pound of feathers because you have to live with the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

11 hours ago, XRay said:

I used to say colonel as it was spelled when I was young. Thank heavens I heard the correct pronunciation before I embarrassed myself in a crowd as an adult.

I gave a presentation in school once and the teacher's first comment afterward was "You kept pronouncing genre wrong". Oog.

Why are there no barbies with pink hair?

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Because blond and stupid is the stereotype (that makes no sense), not pink and adorable.

1 hour ago, Dragoncat said:

I gave a presentation in school once and the teacher's first comment afterward was "You kept pronouncing genre wrong". Oog.

At least they weren't an asshole about it and embarrassed you in front of the class by having you repeat the word correctly five times.
This happened to a classmate of mine back in school when she kept mispronouncing the word "behavior".
Dude was a massive d-bag.

How many times can you chug lemon juice before you die?

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Because the artist had a leg fetish/knew "fans" can have leg fetishes.
Or they didn't know what actual humans look like.

Judging by what I've heard about Heroes and gacha games in general, I'm leaning more towards alternative two of the former.

Why does Hubert's hair look like he's never once washed it in his life?

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Washing means he cant spend more time observing and protecting Lady Edelgard...  There, that's some smut material for you.

Could a sword rust so much to the point where it becomes perfectly safe to use as a cane?

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Won't it fall apart after rusting too much, though?
On the plus side, you could still use it to poison people.

1 hour ago, Emperor_Siegfried said:

Washing means he cant spend more time observing and protecting Lady Edelgard...  There, that's some smut material for you.

Them's the images I didn't really need today... *shudder*

Depending on who asked you, would your answer to the question "do you eat?" differ?

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To stop the frogs from breeding and swarming all over the place.

Why is Java way more fun than HTML?

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Because Java means coffee. HTML does not mean anything fun.

Why does Ganondorf hate the internet?

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9999999999999999999999999999,

If coffee makes you poop and pop makes you burp, what does tea make you do?

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Grow a pair of tea teas.

Have you heard people say "lol" in real life instead of "ha?"

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Because Edelgard has him stand guard at night. He sleeps in the day now. So now he looks like Dracula.

Why is Felix a sour patch kid?

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Life gave him lemons.

Huh?

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... Crap, he noticed! Quick, hide the brush and the bathtub!
Er, I mean... Hi there! Nice weather we're having, right? Teehee.

Why do cats only meow when they "talk" to humans?

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We respond to meows the most. Cat's non verbal communication is less effective when communicating with humans.

Was my previous question the shortest question in this thread?

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