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So we have plenty of talk about our best and most desired rosters for FE Warriors. We've talked about what should have happened. Now, as a fun diversion, let's do the opposite and make our worst rosters. The memes. The troll picks. Rosters that would make us mad or make us laugh.

 

The one that would have made me most mad: Rugrats Emblem

Spoiler

Tiki

Elise

Lissa

Fae

Nowi

Donnel

Ewan

Ross

Percy

Etc.

 

Meme Lord Emblem

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Dorcas

Jorge

3-13 Archer

Brigand Boss

Gheb

Oliver

Mustafa

 

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Archanea: Robert, Belf, Reiden, Bord, Cord, Dolph, Macellan, Kris

Echoes: Deen, Leon, Faye

Genealogy: Iuchar, Iucharba

Thracia: Shannam, Shiva, Troude, Perne, Lifis

Binding Blade: Chad, Bors, Shin, Garret, Wade, Lott, Bath, Merlinus, Cath, Saul

Blazing Blade: Guy, Lowen, Hawkeye, Serra, Geitz, Vaida

Sacred Stones: Rennac, Lute

Tellius: Oliver, Danved/Devdan, Makalov, Shinon, Heather, Vika, Lyre, Kyza, Gareth

Awakening: Kjelle, Severa, Nah, Tharja, Henry, Gangrel, Walhart, Validar

Fates: Corrin, Ophelia, Selkie, Velouria, Jakob, Xander, Charlotte, Nina, Niles, Rhajat, Soleil, Azama, Keaton, Peri

Three Houses: Dedue, Catherine, Hubert, Jeritza

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45 minutes ago, Fabulously Olivier said:

Meme Lord Emblem

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Dorcas

Jorge

3-13 Archer

Brigand Boss

Gheb

Oliver

Mustafa

Excuse, me you forgot Claude (optional) and the gatekeeper (manditory). Maybe add in Owain, for good measure.

Edited by Emmy

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Archenea(FE1/FE3/FE11/FE12)-Kris

Valentia(FE2/FE15)-Lawson,Wolff,Zakson,Aurum,Irma

Jugdral(FE4/FE5) Victor(DLC),Baldack,Palmark,Kanatz,Disler,Boldor,Daccar,Ovo

Elibe(FE6/7)-Oro,Rude,Slater,Erik(DLC),Gel,Wire,Igor,Zugu

Sacred Stones- Bazba,Zabba,Monica(DLC),Aias

Tellius(FE9/FE10)- Norris, Maijin,Emil,Zeffren,Agony(DLC),Yuma

Awakening- Old Hubba(DLC)

Fates- Daniela,Anthony,Cassita,Layla

Three Houses- Bias,Pallardo(DLC)

Is this bad enough

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3 minutes ago, deskita said:

Archenea(FE1/FE3/FE11/FE12)-Kris

Valentia(FE2/FE15)-Lawson,Wolff,Zakson,Aurum,Irma

Jugdral(FE4/FE5) Victor(DLC),Baldack,Palmark,Kanatz,Disler,Boldor,Daccar,Ovo

Elibe(FE6/7)-Oro,Rude,Slater,Erik(DLC),Gel,Wire,Igor,Zugu

Sacred Stones- Bazba,Zabba,Monica(DLC),Aias

Tellius(FE9/FE10)- Norris, Maijin,Emil,Zeffren,Agony(DLC),Yuma

Awakening- Old Hubba(DLC)

Fates- Daniela,Anthony,Cassita,Layla

Three Houses- Bias,Pallardo(DLC)

Is this bad enough

>Just Kris and Kris alone is a bad Archanea choice

You sir have a great thought process

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The roster we got

Shadow Dragon: Gharnef, Medeus, Michalis, Draug, Barst
Echoes: Slayde, Atlas, Clive
Elibe: Erik, Fire Dragon, Yodel, Gale
Tellius: Meg, Valtome, Makalov, Shinon
Awakening: Kellam, Validar
Fates: Ophelia, Iago, Hans, Garon
Three Houses: Cyril and the Slitherers. 

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4 hours ago, Etrurian emperor said:

The roster we got

Shadow Dragon: Gharnef, Medeus, Michalis, Draug, Barst
Echoes: Slayde, Atlas, Clive
Elibe: Erik, Fire Dragon, Yodel, Gale
Tellius: Meg, Valtome, Makalov, Shinon
Awakening: Kellam, Validar
Fates: Ophelia, Iago, Hans, Garon
Three Houses: Cyril and the Slitherers. 

The Archanean and Shadows of Valentia choices are actually really good though. Clive is the goat and Atlas is great.

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Chrom
Lissa
Frederick
Robin
Cordelia
Lucina
Corrin 
Ryoma 
Hinoka
Takumi
Sakura
Xander
Camilla
Leo
Elise
Marth
Caeda
Tiki
Anna
Celica
Lyn
Azura
Oboro
Niles
Navarre 
Minerva 
Linde
Owain
Tharja
Olivia

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7 hours ago, Etrurian emperor said:

The roster we got

Shadow Dragon: Gharnef, Medeus, Michalis, Draug, Barst
Echoes: Slayde, Atlas, Clive
Elibe: Erik, Fire Dragon, Yodel, Gale
Tellius: Meg, Valtome, Makalov, Shinon
Awakening: Kellam, Validar
Fates: Ophelia, Iago, Hans, Garon
Three Houses: Cyril and the Slitherers. 

Hold up, people out here calling out my man Barst? Unacceptable.

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My absolute nightmare roster would be one that only has the Fates people from the roster we have in the first game, because I can't stand any of them (minus Sakura, Elise, and Corrin, because I'm rather neutral on those three).
Everything else on there, I'm actually fine with, except maybe Tharja. And I'd rather have Sumia than Cordelia, personally.

Otherwise, these people would also drive me away from getting a hypothetical game:
Blazing Sword: Sain
Sacred Stones: Ephraim, Innes
Path of Radiance: Shinon, Gatrie, Soren, Makalov
Radiant Dawn: Pelleas
Awakening: Sully, Virion, Henry, Kjelle, Inigo
Fates: Azura, Ryoma, Xander, Takumi, Leo, Hinoka, Camilla, Jakob, Niles, Peri, Dwyer, Kiragi, Forrest, Soleil
Echoes: Gray
Three Houses: Sylvain, Lorenz, Ignatz, Leonie, Linhardt

Edited by DragonFlames

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why would Makalov ever make a potential FEW2 roster bad, in fact he would only make it infinitely better

anyway

9 hours ago, Mars of Aritia said:

Chrom
[...]
Olivia

this is my worst roster too

Edited by Yexin

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Okay, serious answer that I'm putting some effort into. What I consider to be among the worst/least likeable/least worthy characters of each game:

 

SD/NM: Kris, Warren, Bord, Cord, Roger, Dolf, Macellan, and Vyland

 

SoV: Faye, Slayde, and Rinea

 

Jugdral: Just the substitute children. All of them.

 

Elibe: Merlinus, Bartre, Karla, Serra, Vaida, Wade, Lott, Chad, and Barth

(Everyone obviously wants Bartre and Karla to be the romantic support partners to replace Marth and Caeda!)

 

Magvel: Glen, Moulder, Riev, and Pablo

 

Tellius: Makalov, Meg, Fiona, Lyre, and Valtome

 

Awakening: Nowi, Nah, Yarne, Validar, and Mustafa

 

Fates: Percy, Elise, Iago, Hans, Charlotte, and Hisame

 

Warriors: Rowan

 

Heroes: Plumeria, Surtr, Laevattain, Gunnthra, Hrid, and Ylgr.

 

Three Houses: Raphael, Ignatz, Caspar, Cyril, and Flayn.

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  • Nowi.

That's it, that's the full roster. It's just Nowi Warriors. She's the only playable character in the game, and every enemy is just Nowi too, even the low-level grunts.

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9 minutes ago, Anomalocaris said:
  • Nowi.

That's it, that's the full roster. It's just Nowi Warriors. She's the only playable character in the game, and every enemy is just Nowi too, even the low-level grunts.

This is it. You just killed me on a deep level. I would actually hate this game more than I hate Dynasty Warriors 9.

 

Nowi is cancer.

Edited by Fabulously Olivier

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18 hours ago, Fabulously Olivier said:

Okay, serious answer that I'm putting some effort into. What I consider to be among the worst/least likeable/least worthy characters of each game:

 

SD/NM: Kris, Warren, Bord, Cord, Roger, Dolf, Macellan, and Vyland

 

SoV: Faye, Slayde, and Rinea

 

Jugdral: Just the substitute children. All of them.

 

Elibe: Merlinus, Bartre, Karla, Serra, Vaida, Wade, Lott, Chad, and Barth

(Everyone obviously wants Bartre and Karla to be the romantic support partners to replace Marth and Caeda!)

 

Magvel: Glen, Moulder, Riev, and Pablo

 

Tellius: Makalov, Meg, Fiona, Lyre, and Valtome

 

Awakening: Nowi, Nah, Yarne, Validar, and Mustafa

 

Fates: Percy, Elise, Iago, Hans, Charlotte, and Hisame

 

Warriors: Rowan

 

Heroes: Plumeria, Surtr, Laevattain, Gunnthra, Hrid, and Ylgr.

 

Three Houses: Raphael, Ignatz, Caspar, Cyril, and Flayn.

I'd actually like this roster because Caspar, Serra, Rinea. Better than warrior 1's roster. 3 characters I like as opposed to old roster's 2

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You want the roster roster? Well...

Archanea: Boah, Vyland, Dolph, Macellan

Valentia: Faye, Deen

Jugdral: Daisy, Kain, Alva, Robert, Veld

Elibe: Sophia, Wendy, Roartz, Acard,

Magvel: Selena

Tellius: Makalov, Meg, Fiona, Lyre, Izuka

Awakening: Tharja, Nowi, Validar

Fates: Corrin, Camilla, Peri, Hinata, Nina, Garon, Iago, Hans

Three Houses: Byleth, Cyril, Solon, Kronya, Thales

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Three Houses: Dorothea, Linhardt, Manuela, Cyril, Flayn.  Sylvain, Lysithea, Ignatz and Mercedes are debatable depending on what you want them as and what route you're on. Dorothea is really only useable for Meteor, Linhardt sucked for me in the GD route, Manuela is just kind of on the weaker side especially to Hanneman. Sylvain is great with magic especially as a Dark Knight, but gets worse at the endgame in BE: Crimson Flower, considering the fact that he's a based Cavalry unit with his budding talent being reason. Ignatz is the exact opposite, weak in start game (especially GD) but gets gradually stronger, especially post timeskip when promoted to a Sniper or Bow Knight. Lysithea is a glass cannon, powerful in magic but her HP and Def stats leave more to be desired. Cyril is self-explanatory, there's better options for Wyvern Riders such as Felix, Petra, or even Seteth if you've recruited him and use him correctly. 

Edited by -Moonlight-

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