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The Insanity of a Shrimp and a Saint - A Berwick and Conquest linked Ironman!


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I have beaten the opera chapter, though a more fitting description would be to say it beat me.

So first, I made a dumb mistake and put Selena in a chokepoint, even though she killed one enemy and then got killed by the second. However, I was spared by the RNG, and she dodged. Whew.

Then Felicia missed a 99, ate a counter and then got murdered in enemy phase because nobody else could finish the job. Nice.

Also, I forgot Kumagera has Countermagic, so Leo suffered a tragic accident.

...I'll just beat the Gunter map and post the updated thingy or whatever.

Paaaiiiiin.

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All right, Gunter chapter won. Afterwards, Elfuigi finally married Azura. The emulator then proceeded to crash. Remind me again, which unit was linked to the emulator?

Anyway, updated list.

N9bolaoq o

It is so depressing to look at this and know that it is 100% my doing.

By far the worst part is that now Shrimpy can't perma-recruit Derrick, whatever will he do

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31 minutes ago, Shadow Mir said:

At this point, I'm seriously inclined to believe Ruben is a greater threat to Shrimpy's units than the enemies are...

Whatever gave you that idea? It's not like the current Ruben:enemies kill ratio is 11:0 or anything silly like that...

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36 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said:

Whatever gave you that idea? It's not like the current Ruben:enemies kill ratio is 11:0 or anything silly like that...

Uh, the fact that if I disregard the linked units thing, Shrimpy has not lost anyone yet? On the other hand, you are already knee deep in casualties...

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1 minute ago, Shadow Mir said:

Uh, the fact that if I disregard the linked units thing, Shrimpy has not lost anyone yet? On the other hand, you are already knee deep in casualties...

He was being sarcastic...

Also losses are coming in the current chapter, because i see that i already fucked up

i think

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Well, it had to happen eventually...

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Will update chart when i finish the sidequests as well. For now i finished 5-Main with Leon as my first victim and using like 5k denari worth of vulns to avert a complete disaster

I am surprised i lasted that long honestly.

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8 hours ago, Shrimperor said:

Well, it had to happen eventually...

6TOhFSD.png

Will update chart when i finish the sidequests as well. For now i finished 5-Main with Leon as my first victim and using like 5k denari worth of vulns to avert a complete disaster

I am surprised i lasted that long honestly.

What!?

How can you do this? This is outrageous. It's unfair! How can you be my partner in this linked ironman and get units killed?

I just can't believe you! How dare you!? The sheer shamelessness, the utter audacity required to do something like this! Kill one of my units! What kind of moron, what kind of doddering fool are you to lose units like this? And in such a simple map! Incredible, absolutely incredible! Preposterous! I am appalled that I accepted to do this linked ironman with a saboteur such as yourself! There is no other word for it - unintentional or not, you're a saboteur of my flawless run! Your tactics are lacking, filled with more holes than a swiss cheese! Unlike mine!

And speaking of my tactics, what am I supposed to do now?! I had everything under control and this ruins everything! My peerless tactics, which required equally peerless troops - which I had peerlessly preserved in peak condition and alive...ness - are now forever sullied by the stain of failure! YOUR failure! It's just... inconceivable! Astonishing! Flabbergasting! Tell me now, false Emperor: What will I do now that I've lost...

...Uh, Silas. Who was benched.

......

Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

Anyway, should I deploy him next map to kill him off or just leave him in the bench permanently? Unlike in Berwick, where things can still happen for undeployed units, I gain nothing from leaving him in the bench. He might as well not exist anymore.

5 hours ago, eclipse said:

I wonder if we can force Ruben to use Camilla?  😛

"We"? At the rate I'm going, I'll force myself just fine without anybody's help... I mean, there's already nobody who can marry Keaton other than her. Or Peri, I guess, but Xander has dibs on Peri.

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Hmm, i wonder if i should skip 5-1 Lumiere because iirc it has some Swordmaster boss that's really evasive and i don't wanna tempt RNG. Especially without supporter hmmm

13 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said:

Anyway, should I deploy him next map to kill him off or just leave him in the bench permanently?

your call

Also nice rant m8 5/7

5 hours ago, eclipse said:

I wonder if we can force Ruben to use Camilla?  😛

I almost got Larentia killed yesterday so uh, he shouldn't really count on it.

8 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said:

By the way, I took the liberty of updating the list myself

Lol at Shrimpdin xD

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Just now, Shrimperor said:

Hmm, i wonder if i should skip 5-1 Lumiere because iirc it has some Swordmaster boss that's really evasive and i don't wanna tempt RNG. Especially without supporter hmmm

No skipping unless the character is dead.

Do it, you coward.

Also there's a way to avoid him spawning

Just now, Shrimperor said:

your call

Ehhh fuck it, I need the deployment slots. He can die of hunger in the bench.

Just now, Shrimperor said:

Also nice rant m8 5/7

Thanks. I tried.

Just now, Shrimperor said:

I almost got Larentia killed yesterday so uh, he shouldn't really count on it.

Shrimp, please. If I lose Camilla, nobody can marry Keaton and then you lose Volo as well as I lose Velouria. Don't. Kill some men if you must, but leave the women be, I have precious few left.

Just now, Shrimperor said:

Lol at Shrimpdin xD

I dare you to change your pfp to that

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1 minute ago, Saint Rubenio said:

Also there's a way to avoid him spawning

there is?

1 minute ago, Saint Rubenio said:

dare you to change your pfp to that

maybe next time i do a profile change xD

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Just now, Shrimperor said:

there is?

He appears when you open the chest. Use that knowledge to your advantage. And also to avoid getting more of my girls murdered. I desperately need them alive until they can marry.

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Just now, Saint Rubenio said:

He appears when you open the chest. Use that knowledge to your advantage

What did that chest have again?

Just now, Saint Rubenio said:

And also to avoid getting more of my girls murdered. I desperately need them alive until they can marry.

I am not the one who killed any girls so far 😛 

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3 minutes ago, Shrimperor said:

What did that chest have again?

Ariadne thread.

3 minutes ago, Shrimperor said:

I am not the one who killed any girls so far 😛 

What does that matter? Clearly I don't need help killing off girls. So don't help me. Please.

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Just now, Saint Rubenio said:

Ariadne thread

hmmm

eh, an item isn't worth a disaster, especially with my lack of Archers lol

1 minute ago, Saint Rubenio said:

So don't help me. Please.

will try^^

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Just now, Shrimperor said:

hmmm

eh, an item isn't worth a disaster, especially with my lack of Archers lol

I mean, you could always open it later into the map.

Also you've got Sherlock, you just don't have enough faith in him.

Just now, Shrimperor said:

will try^^

Please do.

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1 minute ago, Saint Rubenio said:

Also you've got Sherlock, you just don't have enough faith in him

he missed all his fucking 80s yesterday

1 minute ago, Saint Rubenio said:

Please do.

but one should always lead a helping hand....

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1 minute ago, Shrimperor said:

he missed all his fucking 80s yesterday

I mean, sure, but think about it. He's already in the 80s. Not long now till stuff like this

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becomes a reality...

1 minute ago, Shrimperor said:

but one should always lead a helping hand....

Cease

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2 minutes ago, Saint Rubenio said:

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implying we will reach that far 

oh well, i'll read some manga than tackle the sidequests

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....

I got softlocked

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He had the door key...

Boss suddenly moved when he hasn't been moving at all ugh

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Unlike Ruben who fucks up in small amounts many times, i fuck up one big time

So what now, that's it? Losing an iron man to a softlock?

I am so bad...

especially since i could've avoided the situation easily, too

I just panicked when the boss moved instead of retreating calmly and healing...

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1 hour ago, Shrimperor said:

....

I got softlocked

MaDnzXC.png

He had the door key...

Boss suddenly moved when he hasn't been moving at all ugh

xr46nzv.png

Unlike Ruben who fucks up in small amounts many times, i fuck up one big time

So what now, that's it? Losing an iron man to a softlock?

I am so bad...

especially since i could've avoided the situation easily, too

I just panicked when the boss moved instead of retreating calmly and healing...

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You know, that's... not how I expected us to lose this ironman.

Pffft...

Look, just... go back to the closest save you've got, and let's pretend Sherlock didn't have the key.

...Sherlock stays dead, though. Wouldn't be fair otherwise. Which is wonderful, because I've lost Shura. Thanks.

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