Junkhead Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 I meant that the image links are broken. xP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted January 6, 2011 Author Share Posted January 6, 2011 I meant that the image links are broken. xP Odd. When I get back to my room I'll fix that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekkah Posted January 8, 2011 Share Posted January 8, 2011 good luck with everything PB and i hope you update soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted January 11, 2011 Author Share Posted January 11, 2011 (edited) After spending an hour trying to upload the last 30 or so images for this, here we are. [spoiler=Lowen/Rebecca C] “Shit, it’s you.” Rebecca puts on her nice face. If I’ve learned anything from afternoon specials, it’s that it doesn’t pay to be a complete bitch to random losers. Maybe you should learn to play. And get some better growths. Seriously, 30% Str/Spd? This isn’t FE6, that’s simply unacceptable. She’s laying it on a bit thick. Rebecca has an overactive imagination. “This seems like a valid argument.” Details. “But my horse is right here.” “SHUT UP.” Lowen figures he might get laid out of this. This girl is clearly completely insane. And then the support just ends. [spoiler=Oswin/Matt C] “I told him not to drink that invisibility potion!” MUNDOOOOOOOOOOOO. When? What? This doesn’t seem related to what you just said at all. Isn’t Matt like, 5 years older than him? Yeah, back in the Scouring maybe. Oswin isn’t listening, as he would prefer to ramble on about kids these days. I think you need to qualify that with “without killing them” That he’s psychopathic? I guess you could put it that way... Oswin firmly believes that “liking” should be reserved for Facebook and sarcastically saying “I like how…” Yeah, Matthew just walked off in the middle of a conversation. This isn’t his fault, he has ADHD. Edit: Fixed the broken links in this post. Had them in the wrong folder. I'll fix 13x on Friday/Saturday when I get my desktop back. Edited January 11, 2011 by Paperblade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anouleth Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 [spoiler=Lowen/Rebecca C] “Shit, it’s you.” Rebecca puts on her nice face. If I’ve learned anything from afternoon specials, it’s that it doesn’t pay to be a complete bitch to random losers. Maybe you should learn to play. And get some better growths. Seriously, 30% Str/Spd? This isn’t FE6, that’s simply unacceptable. She’s laying it on a bit thick. Rebecca has an overactive imagination. “This seems like a valid argument.” Details. “But my horse is right here.” “SHUT UP.” Lowen figures he might get laid out of this. This girl is clearly completely insane. And then the support just ends. Plus you just know that the entire battle was just Marcus weakening Bandits for Lowen to finish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junkhead Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Marcus can't weaken bandits if he outright kills them with the weajest weapon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Steel Axe leaves most people alive with single digit HP and it weighs him down so much he doesn't double either. It's actually ridiculously EASY to have Marcus weaken instead of killing. Fun for using Rebecca on HHM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hellioning Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 MUNDOOOOOOOOOOOO. ok. Seriously though I am glad other people know that game exists. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 ok. Seriously though I am glad other people know that game exists. There is a thread in other games. There are a fair amount of people here that play it. Awesome reference though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel M Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Steel Axe leaves most people alive with single digit HP and it weighs him down so much he doesn't double either. It's actually ridiculously EASY to have Marcus weaken instead of killing. Fun for using Rebecca on HHM. The earliest Steel Axe is Chapter 18 (17 if you wait around and have it sent to the Convoy). An easier way is to just have him pick someone up (Hit shouldn't be a major issue either). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekkah Posted January 14, 2011 Share Posted January 14, 2011 Bartre comes with a Steel Axe in some modes (either Eliwood ones, or Normal ones, iono), but not in HHM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted January 14, 2011 Author Share Posted January 14, 2011 You're thinking of Dorcas on Eliwood mode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted January 27, 2011 Author Share Posted January 27, 2011 Chapter 14: Marquess Laus and His Son Won't Shut Up: Part Two Serra knows that FE7 enemies are what we call “weaksauce” This is a funny way to phrase it. It’s like “I GUESS I could TOLERATE your assistance. I mean, I don’t REALLY want it, but if you’re offering.” Check out those doubles. Oh. Wait. Read: He ditched her. Bartre is still pretty awesome. Seriously, Serra is either mentally challenged or trolling. This looks bad, but then you notice Erk has gained Defense at every single level up, and then it becomes awesome. “Who would have ever expected them to defeat my soldiers and archers?” Erik forgets the lyrics to I Want It All by Queen. There’s, like, two dozen at most dude. Well, they couldn’t even kill Bartre, so... It was probably Ephidel. Well, Erik’s pretty useless, to be honest. Ephidel has just gone full asshole. Erik probably should have paid attention to not let things cloud his judgment. Ok. *leaves* You’re probably just allergic to whatever he uses to dye his hair blue. Hector was going to finish this with “land a hit” OH COME ON. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekkah Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 Hey, your Bartre proc'd Spd twice now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
riariadne Posted January 27, 2011 Share Posted January 27, 2011 (edited) Erik forgets the lyrics to I Want It All by Queen. That Bartre is amazing. Also, pro Erk. edit: well shit i have just failed quote tags forever Edited January 27, 2011 by Haruhi Suzumiya Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted January 29, 2011 Author Share Posted January 29, 2011 (edited) Ch. 14 part 3 I like to imagine Erik was in a fetal position and Hector and Eliwood just stood there kicking him and stuff. “And your answer better be more specific than Elibe.” Dude, did you not notice that the place was abandoned when they dragged you in here? Or that we took over the place with no resistance? Ephidel what? “Murder comes after he tells us everything he knows.” “He kind of just assumed one day everyone would realize how awesome he was and then just kind of give him command.” Look, as long as Ephidel isn’t actually a ghost and this “something” isn’t a MacGuffin that grants the owner’s deepest desires to him, I don’t care. And if it is, I’m dropping this seriesgame. Seriously, why would Marquess Pherae agree that Laus should lead Lycia? Why not, I dunno, Pherae leading Lycia? That definitely sounds like he approved of the idea. Seriously, Erik is like, the least reliable source of information. Well, they are assassins. Okay, at first I thought pursuaded was like, some archaic spelling of persuaded. So I google'd it. I'm now pretty sure it's actually a typo. Yeah, Marquess Pherae totally approved of the idea. And then they totally kill him. Oh, wait, no. Eliwood burst into tears and ran off. Hector has no need of your pitiful question marks. “Seriously, trying to send away assassins? We could use those to get rid of political enemies!” Did you pay attention? At all? Hector is trying to tell Oswin that he was molested as a boy. Oswin figures that "out of sight, out of mind" is the best policy for this. (the answer is no) Hey hey hey. We need him. Do you really want to rely on Bartre and Rebecca? Oswin just wants the EXP. Well, it could pretty much be inferred that Erik was talking out of his ass. See, even HECTOR knows it’s bullshit. And then this awesome theme song starts playing and shit. No, wait. Just a save prompt. Damn. Edited January 29, 2011 by Paperblade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naglfar Posted January 31, 2011 Share Posted January 31, 2011 But 13x is still broken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Zomg Posted February 1, 2011 Share Posted February 1, 2011 Haha, funny stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NTNP Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 I hope this isn't the end of Paper's let's play. It's been really fun to read so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted February 20, 2011 Author Share Posted February 20, 2011 Chapter 15 is up. Sorry for the wait etc. The sky is blue and water is wet. Tell me something new. Hector is off in his own little dreamland, where everyone is as dumb as Lyn. Or maybe they're like, people that are upset that you overthrew legitimate authority? No, that couldn't POSSIBLY be it. "This conversation took up like 5 turns, so yeah." Never mind, he's still moping about his father. Let's leave. mer•ce•nary noun \ˈmər-sə-ˌner-ē, -ne-rē\ plural mer•ce•nar•ies : one that serves merely for wage Loyal mercenary is an oxymoron, kind of like military intelligence or worthwhile debate. It looks like Eubans... *puts on sunglasses* ...is about to rock us like a hurricane. http://people.rit.edu/~bss6378/instantCSI/ So the guy on the left is Eubans, right? ... No. Okay, then where's Eubans? Oh. He's hiding outside. What a winner. I like to imagine I didn't actually cut anything out here. Oswin, there are 7 openings to the throne and 1 Knight. I know you want all the EXP but I am not just going to field you and Hector and hide him on the throne while you kill everything. This seems necessary. BartreDorcas is pretty awesome. "Good, everything is going to plan. Now that we've given them a bunch of EXP, we retreat." They didn't field a single flyer! We have the Black Fang, pawns of the Black Fang, and now... mercenaries loyal to pawns of the Black Fang. I'm pretty sure it's just one enemy. "How am I supposed to go where I please if I have to defend things?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colonel M Posted February 20, 2011 Share Posted February 20, 2011 The expression on Eliwood's face is perfect with the comment that you gave him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted February 27, 2011 Author Share Posted February 27, 2011 (edited) Also known as "Archer Jokes" I also totally fixed the 13x images [spoiler=Chapter 16 Part 1] "Maybe if I stand here and focus enough, it'll be revealed to me in a dream!" "You are not going to receive any prophetic visions or psychic intuitions." "We're probably wanted for murder and conspiracy. Considering, you know, we overthrew legitimate authority." Sweet, that sounds nothing like us. ... I bet this really helped Lycia's situation, huh? So we're going to play this off as totally intended and planned, and Darin is just going on a vacation. Got it. "We know who the spies are, but we don't really care enough to do anything about them." You know, because Hector being at court is worse for Lycia than a dead marquess and two missing ones. Make that one missing marquess and one that's now in open rebellion. Possibly two dead. Kill everything. KENT Yeah, for them maybe. Who the hell do you think we are? Who are you? Is this a new character? Where we're going, we don't need reinforcements. That would require him to be useful. The new guy is trying to overcompensate because he's an archer. Goddamn flying units. "DON'T TELL ME WHAT I CAN'T DO" And you would send an archer instead? Oh right, I'm talking to Lyn. Goddamn Mary Sue flying units grumblegrumble. There is no "and yet," Lyn. He doesn't have feelings. He's an archer. Dude, by the time the archers get anywhere near her she's gonna be long gone. No, Florina, it's not. It's probably a bandit! Shoot her down! Okay, definitely shoot her down. Crap, we just gave Rebecca EXP didn't we? Wait, wait, let Hector or someone last hit it. The useless freeloading bums. Shit, that means the ground got the EXP. That's because you're dead. Nah, just kidding. You're covered in metal. The ground is softer. Your Con isn't that low. Unless we can kill her for EXP, I don't care. Sweet, he's probably promoted or something. "I mean, I clearly saw her fall out of the sky, but still!" If he's anything like the other guy running going on about his loyalty, we are beyond fucked. Edited February 27, 2011 by Paperblade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Florete Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Who the hell do you think we are? I found the Easter egg! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Spoon Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 (edited) Who are you? Is this a new character? I love this. Edited February 27, 2011 by General Spoon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Red Fox beat me to it, but... Who the hell do you think we are? ORE WO DARE DOTOU OMOTTE ARU!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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