Mekkah Posted February 27, 2011 Share Posted February 27, 2011 Hector's face. I don't even need to add anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted February 27, 2011 Author Share Posted February 27, 2011 Hector's face. I don't even need to add anything. Oh god I didn't even notice that But on second thought, the eyes and eyebrows looks kind of like the other guy she fell on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted February 28, 2011 Author Share Posted February 28, 2011 [spoiler=Lowen/Marcus B] This support is going places. Probably because you just sodomized him. Lowen just kind of gives yesman responses even when it doesn't logically follow. You are now imagining Marcus and Lowen having sex. "I love you." It was only later that Marcus realized he was using a Horseslayer. "I still have 1HP." Marcus finds no problem with that. [spoiler=Oswin/Dorcas B] Yeah, enough corpses will block any army. Oswin only plays normal mode. I don't think here's a holy blood that makes up for suck. EVEN I, he says. Oswin is so egotistical. Dorcas is, of course, being sarcastic. Wait, then why is Dorcas invited? Oh, so being a knight is like being a frat boy or something. Oswin is just trolling Dorcas. Yeah, all those years of being a mercenary bandit thing really paid off in the "moral integrity" department. Dorcas isn't sure if his wife would approve of him being a frat boy. Then again, he can always kill her again. Jerk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkymeet Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 LowenxMarcus gettin' busy~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperTroll Maxim Lapierre Posted March 1, 2011 Share Posted March 1, 2011 LOL MarcusxLowen is a trip! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 My sides... they hurt. ;_; Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT075 Posted March 21, 2011 Share Posted March 21, 2011 MOAR. MOAR. MOAR. Paper, where are youuuuuuu? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted March 21, 2011 Author Share Posted March 21, 2011 (edited) Paper, where are youuuuuuu? I'm right behind you. [spoiler=Rebecca/Lowen B] Magic. See? I told you. It’s not so much your skill as it is your strength and speed. “When you’re that overpowered, you kind of expect more out of everyone.” Lowen, you’re never gonna get the girl when you act like such a bitch. Oh... I see. Just back away slowly Rebecca. They only notice sudden movement. “It’s just that you suck.” It’s Christmas Town. She’s a wizard, dammit. Congratulations Lowen, ten seconds later and you’ve already returned to creeper status. “Please pretend this entire conversation never happened.” He’s also a wizard. ... What the hell does she see in him? [spoiler=Rebecca/Wil C] I’d just like to say that I hate all of you who voted for this for making me field not one, but two archers. Stop stealing my jokes. ... Mario? “No, seriously, who are you?” “Now get away before your suck infects the rest of us.” I thought we left this in Lyn mode. Forever alone, eh Wil? To be fair, he is pretty unmemorable. Edited March 21, 2011 by Paperblade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJinge Posted March 22, 2011 Share Posted March 22, 2011 This is brilliant, I couldn't stop laughing! Thanks for making my day, and keep 'em coming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaketheGr3at Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 I've read everything up to this point and it's hilarious. I can't wait for more! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted March 23, 2011 Share Posted March 23, 2011 I don't think I've stated enough that I love Rebecca. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haze Posted March 25, 2011 Share Posted March 25, 2011 Rebecca's face. She's trolling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted April 2, 2011 Author Share Posted April 2, 2011 [spoiler=Hector/Lyn C] "Other than... you know." Lyn just wants to fight a slow, low hit axe users, because it's the only person who may not completely destroy her. Hey, he's not being prejudiced because of your gender. He's being prejudiced because of your size. "You know, ones with crappy Strength." Don't be mad at Hector, Lyn. Everyone has. No comment. [spoiler=Chapter 16 Part 2] I don't care. Wil is ridiculous. Man, Marcus is really falling behind. I like to imagine this is taking place on the player phase. You already know his name, dammit! Didn't you see the support? And not a single fuck was given that day. This line is like 10x funnier if you one round him. About 15 tiles south of here. No, it happened because Darin is a dick. Why are all the nobles in this game murderous lunatics? I... Eliwood's ass is not the castle, Hector. Lyn, stop being dumb. And where did Hector go? They already know each other. *sigh* "... loved" "I lived on the streets until I was 8. I don't know my parents." "I'll show you a threat to my allies!" Lyn, you are not Horatio Caine. Open your eyes (look up to the skies) and see. KENT. SAIN. Shouldn't you be off bleeding in a pool of your own blood? Are you really reusing this plotline? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekkah Posted April 2, 2011 Share Posted April 2, 2011 Step aside, Haar. We've got flying Hectors now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted April 6, 2011 Author Share Posted April 6, 2011 [spoiler=Lowen/Marcus A] "You only stammered on one word this time." Now get the fuck off my team, you're at full supports. Lowen admits Marcus is overpowered. He can't afford to carry your sorry ass anymore. No, "Let's Get Ready to Rumble" is actually Marcus's theme song. Marcus doesn't want the other units getting jealous. Haha, Marcus wants to eat Lowen's meat. This is the worst moral ever. But seriously, Lowen, gtfo. [spoiler=Oswin/Matt B] "Why don't they just make planes out of the same stuff that they make the black boxes out of?" "What the hell is a plane, Matthew?" "World leaders of geometry. We should know all about planes." "Shouldn't he be proving the Riemann Hypothesis or something?" Also to steal his EXP, you jerk. "As it turns out, FE7 enemies really suck." Yeah, because spoiled children murder random people because they're in a hurry. What a coincidence! I hate innocent guards, too! You people are fucked up. And then support just ends. Am I to believe that Matthew didn't push it further? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaketheGr3at Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 [spoiler=Lowen/Marcus A] "You only stammered on one word this time." Now get the fuck off my team, you're at full supports. Lowen admits Marcus is overpowered. He can't afford to carry your sorry ass anymore. No, "Let's Get Ready to Rumble" is actually Marcus's theme song. Marcus doesn't want the other units getting jealous. Haha, Marcus wants to eat Lowen's meat. This is the worst moral ever. But seriously, Lowen, gtfo. [spoiler=Oswin/Matt B] "Why don't they just make planes out of the same stuff that they make the black boxes out of?" "What the hell is a plane, Matthew?" "World leaders of geometry. We should know all about planes." "Shouldn't he be proving the Riemann Hypothesis or something?" Also to steal his EXP, you jerk. "As it turns out, FE7 enemies really suck." Yeah, because spoiled children murder random people because they're in a hurry. What a coincidence! I hate innocent guards, too! You people are fucked up. And then support just ends. Am I to believe that Matthew didn't push it further? So I don't know you personally Paper but this playthrough is so fucking funny. I laugh at almost everyone, while people stare at me wondering why I'm laughing. Please finish it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DDDDAAAAAANNNNNN Posted April 8, 2011 Share Posted April 8, 2011 Taking this part out of context with the rest of the support makes it dirty. I noticed they only show the upper bodies. HAND CHECK! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted April 9, 2011 Author Share Posted April 9, 2011 (edited) wtfupdates [spoiler=Chapter 17 Part 1] Bauker wasn't even promoted, dude. Oh god, Hausen is the Borg. Is he blinking here? Darin is kind of a jerk. Didn't he see Ephidel sneaking up on him? ... No, those are your fault, Ephidel. You aren't Darin. You're Ephidel. So you're telling me that if I kill Beiber in the name of Rebecca Black, she's to blame and will be arrested in addition to and/or instead of me? Sounds good. He didn't get himself pregnant, dude. He just murdered some people. Yeah, like Hausen. Who's still there bleeding to death at your feet. "If it gets beside or above us, we're fucked." "We'll just walk out the front door and past Eliwood's army. Since the chapter hasn't technically started yet, he can't do anything!" "We're bringing Hausen though." Man, even the game makes fun of armors. Your master does realize when it asks for a virgin sacrifice it has to be a woman, right? No, but seriously, aren't you gonna do anything about Hausen's corpse or whatever? Hey! You don't look nearly sinister and evil enough to be with him. How is he NOT dead yet? This is so much better because Leila has this "Oh god I hope there's someone else around" expression on her face. (the joke is that Ephidel is a pervert) Probably dead and/or prisoners, dumbass. Don't enable him, he needs to learn basic reasoning skills. You already have Hector and Marcus, what more do you want? Use bombs wisely! Well, yeah, they're NPCs. ... No, I don't think so. Yeah, Hector is pretty badass. Edited April 9, 2011 by Paperblade Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paperblade Posted April 9, 2011 Author Share Posted April 9, 2011 [spoiler=Chapter 17 Part 2] Wil is ridiculous. Oh god, Lyn's behavior must have infected Caelin and spread to Laus. That's a yes, considering he's unarmed. You know, when I first played this game when I was like 12, I thought Lucius was a girl because I was incapable of distinguishing male names from female. I'm pretty sure scenes like this did not help at all. THE PAIN INSIDE MEEEEEE I'll keep that in mind. Fuck Hector, I use Dorcas, motherfucker. Enemy archers make even Wil seem useful! *sigh* "I assumed the guys who wiped out the outside forces were gonna get completely annihilated!" No, it's gotta be the wind. What, you've never been in prison before? "Who?" God maybe if you'd let her get a word in she could answer your questions. Blabbermouth. See? Now you just look like an ass. See, this is what I don't get. Priscilla was adopted, but she was already a noble. So was she just like sold off to Etruria or what? "Eliwood is kind of a dick, though." No, not Raymond. He's Raymond. You're already friends with him, why would he be upset? He wants to get Lucius killed. Wait, which one? He figures he'll get lynched less often that way. DAMMIT SAIN "Apparently, I can't gain EXP as a red unit." Yeah, this is real as it gets. Come at me, bro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eclipse Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 (edited) He figures he'll get lynched less often that way. Nah. . .he'll just get mind controlled, then killed off at night. EDIT: Quote facepalm. Edited April 9, 2011 by eclipse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mekkah Posted April 9, 2011 Share Posted April 9, 2011 (edited) bwahahahaha edit: count me in on the quote failing Edited April 9, 2011 by Mekkah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven Posted April 10, 2011 Share Posted April 10, 2011 Fuck Hector, I use Dorcas, motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack of the Dead Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 (edited) [spoiler=Chapter 17 Part 2] Fuck Hector, I use Dorcas, motherfucker. When clearly you should use guy more often. Edited April 11, 2011 by Jack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaketheGr3at Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 When clearly you should use guy more often. I think I like you sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Galenforcer Posted April 11, 2011 Share Posted April 11, 2011 Guy is for wusses. Dorcas all the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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