Dragoncat

If you have a katana and you carry it around in public and get so offended when you're told not to.

An arena champion who gets flipped off by a lady in the front row and stops the show to call her out on it and then everybody flips the lady off. Yes, this happened. Bob Ross.

She just needs you for your sperm anyway. It's Hubert you have to worry about...if your kid comes out with black hair and yellow eyes, don't act like it bothers you. The Empress of Eagles will do what she wants with who she wants when she wants. Why does my friend rarely check her text messages?

Is that your singing voice? Sounds pretty good.

So Archbishop Rhea has ties to the Empire? Maybe?

This. And talking shit about Santa lol.

(Petition) Cathedral time should not be mandatory! It cuts into studying time, and exam scores are proof! (Comments section) I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and shit a better argument than that. - Dimitri Woah there! ...Although I do agree. It cuts into relax time. - Claude Ugh, men are idiots! - Edelgard - Claude

If they're fancy dressed, they have a high IQ. If they're naked and eating glue, they have a low one. Does Ingrid really have two dads?

Had to google him and all I can think is bard. Pro Jared.

Ew. How much derp could a herp derp derp if a herp derp could herp derps?

I didn't watch it, but I know people are disappointed that the writers half assed it towards the end.

I'm not sure about DnD, but the talk of incubi makes me remember that I think it would be nice to be a goddess for the romantic/reproductive aspects. I could take a man home, and enjoy him, and if I get pregnant, I can magic the kid out and magic him/her past the annoying screaming baby/toddler stage. Pregnancy and birth is supposed to be rough. I may be a human archer for a serious answer.

Now I have to do something. Minecraft server chat: Claude: I'm gonna have to ask you to move your fort. Edelgard: Why? Claude: This is where I want to put the pooping butt. Edelgard: The what? What the hell? Seteth: NO SWEARING IN MY GOOD CHURCH MINECRAFT SERVER Claude: Hey, I made it, so...

I have to admit if I was at risk of dying soon, I'd grab the nearest willing handsome hunk and go to town with him as well. Isn't this what Arya Stark did with Gendry?

Orgies and booze and bonfires. Just like college.

A Disney princess so I can sing and make animals clean my house. WYR live next to a nude beach or a ghetto?

At this point I just might. Mud will give me minerals. And I could use the money. THREE HOUSES SPOILER WARNING I guess: Would Dimitri's ghost appearing with bloody spears sticking out of him as a paralogue boss, in which Death Knight has to calm him and get him to pass to the afterlife, be the best thing ever or the stupidest thing ever?

Is this where the bond units come from?

Because you're Plankton and you want to steal the secret formula. Edelgard has Hubert, Claude has Hilda, Dimitri has Dedue...is this a gay male lion joke?

Biting your glass eye is not a "party trick". It absolutely IS! - Dimitri It's scaring the town children. And Flayn. - Seteth Dude honestly you rocked the eye patch. Shouldn't have changed it. - Claude