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Flip flops are very cheap shoes in general.

"What's Long Island? And ice in tea? Are you kidding me? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Is that really how the peasants drink it? Rrrgh." *annoyed huff* *minor feather fluff threat posture* Will any of my ficverse OCs get to answer a question here again?

OH! Yeah his haircut is kinda bad lol. So, anybody have any more examples of FE names irl? I went to school with a Boyd and he was indeed a klutzy goof. Bonus points: He's married to a girl named Shanna now, who is also a FE character.

Oh, Dark Inferno Hubert? Or Big White Lion Dedue? Dedue doesn't have that bad of a haircut but same answer for both. Testosterone and growth hormones. Earlier big surge of those than Caspar. Story time. My grandpa had a friend named Hubert and one day they went to a sandwich shop. They ordered French dip sandwiches, which came with sauce/oil to dip them in. They thought it was soup. They drank it. Grandpa told Grandma later that was some very salty soup. I just picture FE Hubert doing that in Brigid or something like if the dip sandwich is a foreign thing lol.

Caspar suddenly produced a ton of testosterone/growth hormones and that combined with constant combat training, he hunked out. Also his buzzcut is not bad take that back. The question you should be asking is wtf happened to Bernadetta? How'd she growth spurt that much? That's usually a male thing.

He's cool with his own. He just don't tolerate them if they're someone else's. It's a lion joke. Male lions behave that way. Also. He's the only lord that growth spurted, good for him. *insert Hakuna Matata growth sequence here*

They are no longer allowed in any all you can eat buffet anywhere. Dorte the horse and Mister Ed on the set of Mister Ed's show.

And Dimitri kills all the kids that aren't his and runs rival males out like the freaking alpha male lion he is. Only Edelgard picks one mate and remains loyal. Deer and lions skip around, eagles mate for life. He is.

"No you cannot fuck my dad"

I have no clue. But I'm also thinking since Sothis feels stuff and shares Byleth's fatigue it'd take half as much to get her smashed as Byleth. So Byleth's just buzzed and Sothis is in full drunk goddess mode going "hee hee derp hic oh look a bird oh look that cloud looks like a fat whale" and good lord, if she was annoying before! Lol.

YES. Greil brings out some Gallian whiskey like "this shit fucked me up hard when I was alive" and Jeralt downs a pint before dinner. Nothing bad the booze can do to either of them now but still.

SAME. I was rooting for him to break the trend though. But oh well he can have a beer with Greil.

It's the least we can give the poor man, a goofy nickname that fits. Oh and slightly related: I have since had that theory that males pass down their crests easier debunked by Rezzy, apparently it's always 50/50 chance to pass down any gene from either parent and I don't know as much about genetics as I thought. Also Claude and Hilda have sparks. Me and Ana are thinking about joint designing twins for them lol. One time I got one for "a birth control you don't have to take every day" and my mom happened to look over my shoulder at that time and now I use adblock.

So can we talk about how Byleth's mom was a nun? I'm headcanoning nun in the streets, fiery lover in the sheets lol. *insert every pregnant nun joke in existence here* And tequila makes her clothes fall off. "Babe no. Not here. Shit. Shiiiitttt. Okay. I'll, uh, find some place to hide us." - Jeralt #BladeBreakerMoreLikeNunHumper Raise your hand if you also want to hear that "Shit. Shiiiitt." voice acted.

No. It is not bad you read it in her voice. Claude: It was not one of my pranks this time, itchy toilet paper is crossing a line because I had it done to me once! But damn girl TMI. Related: https://apt11d.com/2013/02/01/stephen-king-on-writing/

This is literally the first thing I thought of.

Is this the new HHH or FE4 Thread? I'm also sticking this here and you get no context you have to guess! Axe Teddy(Alois) Fire Nala(Annette) Ashy Home Boy(Ashe) Purple Hermit(Bernadetta) Everyone's Favorite Teacher(Byleth) Scrappy Ghost(Caspar) Thunderstrike(Catherine) Goldbuck(Claude) Foreign Shota(Cyril) The Grim Reaper(Death Knight) Big White Lion(Dedue) One Eyed Lion King(Dimitri) Rose Songstress(Dorothea) Empress of Eagles(Edelgard) Cartoon Cat(Felix) Orange Bull(Ferdinand) Fishy(Flayn) Grizzled Puma(Gilbert) Aged Fancy Sir(Hanneman) Pink Stinging Thorn(Hilda) Dark Inferno(Hubert) Yankee Doodler(Ignatz) Flying Lioness(Ingrid) Nun Humper(Jeralt) Psycho(Kronya) Doe Knight(Leonie) Sleepy(Linhardt) Indigo Noble(Lorenz) Glass Cannon(Lysithea) Opera Nurse(Manuela) Dorte's Best Friend(Marianne) Expensive Car(Mercedes) Foreign Huntress(Petra) Muscle Buck(Raphael) The Pope(Rhea) Flying Preacher(Seteth) Swift Arrow(Shamir) Goddess of Time(Sothis) Flirty Red Lion(Sylvain)

I'm not saying Intelligent Systems, Nintendo in general. They refuse to sell the OST and do this shit and it's so annoying. Good for her, though.

Why is Taylor Swift uploading her albums on Youtube and Nintendo refuses to allow it? Pisses me off.

Definitely. But what happens if Shaggy goes to the Virgin Islands?

Desktop PCs yeah, I can see that.

Who uses mousepads anymore tho. Yeah, because weeaboos totally go to the Catholic church. Lol. Topic was changed.

They stage a coup and make the humans run instead. Ignatz and Bernadetta at the Goddess Tower during the ball.