Dragoncat

BULLSHIT A man goes to the zoo and it just has one animal, a dog. WHN?

An action/adventure platformer drawing inspiration from Spyro and Zelda. The land of Tatzea has two kingdoms: a cat one and a dog one. Each one has four gods that watch over and protect, and the gods' spirits are housed in a sacred jewel. When the cat jewel mysteriously shatters, the gods only have enough strength to call out to the last cat who contacted them: young Spritz, who had prayed about his sick sister. Spritz is the chosen one who must travel the land looking for the shards of the cat jewel and fighting the darkness that is a looming threat, and once he completes a section, the god will give him a new magic type. Complete the ice panther god's section for example, and get the ability to use ice magic, which will open previously unaccessable areas by letting you freeze a pond to walk across. Etc. The dog kingdom may or may not be behind the cat jewel shattering, I didn't get that far yet.

Which brings up, have they patched Niosi out yet?

Yes please. Idk, but Seteth's VA is currently locked in the McDonalds playplace.

But do you fear the edge of dawn knowing time betrays?

Let's just say I don't have a "barrel" to speak of but okay.

The old lady turns into a dragon and burns down the bars. A little kid is riding his tricycle naked. WHN?

Yeah I get the dirty joke there. "Masturbation makes you go blind" lol Can confirm that's false tho

This is amazing. But honestly Dimitri's VA and Dimitri himself would know how that eye got lost.

Trump puts all the money for the border wall into the space army. Byleth over hears Edelgard screaming at Caspar for apparently peeing in the shower. WHN?

Wow, the other VAs are playing along? I had no idea.

Nope, it's gonna go in flawed when I chew it anyway. Who came up with the 5 second rule?

10/10.

One of these things is not like the others. But yes Claude is sassy bi friend and best buck.

I saw that and it was deer and the rest is history. I edited the antlers off one because Judith is a "doe". This is the original.

Snow White dies in Endgame.

Alliance small towns.

Things happen and shit goes down.

Because the knights say it. What's the best wtf battle cry and why is it "Peanut butter!"

Does this involve Sylvain and is he now a gelding oh god OH GODDESS OH GODDESS THERE'S AN OWL NEST IN THE STABLES AND THEY'RE SO CUTEEEE! - Marianne So? - Felix Can we have pet owls so we're actually Hogwarts? - Linhardt What's Hogwarts? Sounds gross... - Marianne It's from a book called Harry Potter. - Linhardt Why would anyone want to read a book about a hairy guy who makes pots? - Felix I just heard hog and now I'm even more excited for the pulled pork sandwiches for lunch today. - Raphael

I'm pming it to you.

Well it's either a female armor knight or a trans female taking hormones But yes, the point you made stands.

He should be a kitty too though. Closest I have is this stupid thing.