Dragoncat

He is apparently Edge Lord #123. Headcanoning that eye got cut out during a fight with a sibling over the throne. Lowly green units, man. May be in character, if exaggerated...slightly related is I joke about an unplanned bastard kid of those two, just took a single one night stand and of course Edelgard can't parade around who the father is unless it was a legit politically approved deal. Kiddo combines his/her parents' houses into Navy Gryphons though and cat's out of the bag now. Yeah, it's not serious, kind of a crack ship but there are weirder crack ships. Shapeshifter promotions are something me and @Anacybele have played with as an idea, but with laguz, like cat promotes into wild cat. We've also made up laguz. I threw wolves into their own group called the dog tribe with foxes and coyotes, and she added fox, falcon, and fairy dragon. Also this totally sounds like something that would happen to me. Procrastinating and getting caught.

Because at one point they thought the Olympics was more exciting. Also this stuff happened all the time in the days of VHS. I think I got ninjad so same question: Why are most fictional emperors either evil or chill and calm or both, when historically most emperors were batshit insane?

Call him Felix the cat and see how he likes it lol. - Due to an incident involving Manuela sliding down an entire flight of stairs in less than a minute, all the mineral oil used for cooking is going to be locked up from now on.

Probably, either that or she plays Ace Attorney. Why are most fictional emperors either evil or chill and calm or both, when historically most emperors were batshit insane?

What is 4 Goddesses Online even lol. No pretending to sneeze on food so you can have it, RAPHAEL.

I had this idea for a VR pain machine invention. Like if you stab somebody 7 times and rape them, they hook you up and you feel like you're being stabbed 7 times and raped. So I guess that's closest to the latter. WYR eat all your food like the Cookie Monster eats cookies or only drink liquid food?

I had that same thing happen but it was like only a couple years ago.

For the record I have never actually used magic mushrooms so it's like what. I'm 110% sure that would get Byleth fired.

You know the explore the monastery parts? Well it was that only Byleth was tripping on shrooms and everything was purple and it was so bizarre and wtf. Share your weirdest gaming related dreams or something I guess.

Nice. For those who don't want to click the link it's "I've never had sex with a goat"

Just gonna leave this here.

Sylvain thinks he has a punch card for times he impressed your Byleth and if he gets all the punches he gets a dinner date and "chill" if he's lucky. Raphael just heard "dinner" and was inspired to do his best just for that. Ignatz is tagging along because he's certain Sylvain is up for something and plus he still owes him money for a dick sketch that he was going to give to the first female student he saw afterward but Manuela confiscated it and Ignatz doesn't care he wants his money. Am I the only one who thinks Claude and Hilda have sparks?

Yes and the moon is made of cheese. Are aliens not talking to us because humanity is stupid?

A cat in a dog world, because at least dogs don't eat cats. WYR be really good at math but suck at reading or know a lot about history but nearly nothing about science?

You're braver than me lol.

The Count from Sesame Street. Why does waterboarding sound like a fun activity to do at the beach when it's absolutely NOT?

Mike Oxmaul, for one thing I'm female so...but if I were male with that name I could say "no it means I'm built like an ox and I will maul you" WYR sit in the movie theater next to somebody who wore an adult diaper "just in case" or somebody who's on their phone the whole movie?

When teachers say math I cry because I'm fucking stupid.

Pretty much this. One idea is we use the setting as an inspiration and create our own houses instead of using the canon ones.

Oh yeah, agreed here.

To clarify, Ana is okay with gruesome violence but not detailed smut. Lol. I know you meant violence. I'm actually kind of the opposite, but still go for it.

Okay, that works.

Thank you for making me laugh out loud at 3 am.