Dragoncat

All I know is Lima IV and Anankos are not allowed in any Dad Games for being douches and Greil offers Gallian whiskey on occasion and Elbert turned a sickly shade of green and Jeralt downed a liter of the stuff like nothing and wanted more. If Emmeryn wanted to extend this to Dead Relatives Club, how long would she be able to tolerate the dads?

Because he's a snooty tea drinking noble. Why is there blue green algae in the lakes here?

I remember one time I dreamt I was peeing and I peed the bed, if that counts. Why do North Korean generals have so many medals despite never being in wars?

The first one. WYR babysit toddler Claude, Dimitri, or Edelgard?

No feeding cheese to the wyverns. Bartholomew only gets the finest ham once a week on Saturday. - Seteth Cheese gives wyverns diarrhea. Did I say cheese? I said ham. - Seteth For anyone who cares, I like naming steeds and so far I have Bartholomew for Seteth, a silvery white wyvern (because I miss Tellius where the wyvern colors were varied), Claude can get one and it's the common brown named Burrmagnur after the reindeer from Fire Bringer (a book about deer), and I'll probably do the same for other steeds of all types eventually. Bartholomew was the name of a saint, so it works.

Thanks for the sig shoutout.

You're welcome.

Christmas tree tail like Mega Sceptile was the first thing I thought of, then I went from there.

This is Murica, we don't tinkle after we tinkle, we just have itchy bungholes like the noble eagle. In serious news, my mom is going to lend me a few rolls.

I don't know but I can ask my mom maybe? I'm completely serious.

Not allowed to change the bathroom appliances of my apartment.

Lol thanks. It's my fault, I spend so much on fast food...next month I'm doing the envelope/cash dealeo.

I'm down to two rolls of toilet paper and I'm broke for a week so I'm wiping with a washcloth and this topic is the only place I can make this announcement.

Well I think the cat's out of the bag now, so I guess I can post my Greil/Jeralt interactions. I also designed a Sothis dragon form, I guess.

The eighth planet from the sun and also a Roman god. O is for oranges.

Be the opposite sex. No more periods! Peeing standing up! Yay! WYR herd cats or teach preschool?

OH MY GOD this is the wrongest thing ever have a medal.

After we get Mushy Emblem. What even IS Mushy Emblem?

That sounds hilarious.

Well good luck anyway! If it helps, pretend you're Percy Jackson maybe? Like use that style of first person story telling that Rick Riordan uses? If a person wakes up in the middle of the night because they shit themselves and cries, does that mean they slept like a baby?

Yeah, please read the OP. I wouldn't do it either if it was full TH instead of just inspired. EDIT - Okay, if you're busy you're busy and I understand.

So I have some house name ideas to start us off, also tagging @Anacybele to see if she has any interest. Red Wolf Green Tiger White Owl Silver Fox Blue Ox Black Bear Gray Crow Ana, why not use Jerec as a house leader and pick a color and make the house mascot rabbit? For everyone else, one of her main OCs is a lancer named Jerec who loves rabbits.

THIS. Just, this. Despite IS trolling us with his "I won't die on you" lines.