Dragoncat

Next round we're allowing multiple votes! What do you say @AnonymousSpeed?

That's actually a good idea, maybe we should use it and just trust that people won't vote for themselves?

Ice cream. WYR listen to Justin Bieber or Britney Spears?

A bear is just a man who made a choice. TV

I had a feeling it was slang, but I didn't know Mexico and Spain used different Spanish.

Somebody keeps mailing you glitter.

Lol this is perfect. Fates' writing is vomit. Nuff said.

I got no votes every time myself. It's discouraging, but...yeah.

@Ottservia You are right that this really looks rushed. I found myself wondering if these are humans or anthro creatures from "flaming paw".

This guy invented corn flakes because he thought they would prevent...lewd thoughts and behaviors.

It totally was. Choke on my own saliva. WYR not have a refrigerator or not have a microwave?

It was sarcasm.

Without a washing machine, I technically already do, I do laundry at my parents. WYR be followed around by a snot nosed kid for an hour or have to walk behind a slow old person with a cane for an hour?

And all the entries will be omegaverse smut oh lord

Die if I didn't kill someone every year. I'd kill pedophiles. WYR have a face like Alolan Persian or be deathly skinny?

Lol it might be.

Good point on the line, but I just like it when female characters are badasses like that. And I'm guilty of skimming here...so I didn't catch things that clearly.

@Rafiel's Aria Gay werewolves are interesting for sure, can't stop thinking of the Omegaverse genre though and how I'm indifferent about it. Best line was "act like a dick, lose yours". Tough badass females are the best. So I assume werewolves aren't very well known yet in this world? I'm glad I read the author's notes, because otherwise I wouldn't have caught the werewolf thing at all, but that was probably your intention.

10/10 I'd love it. Rollerskates for cats.

Strip and do a touchdown dance. Does every village have an idiot?

@Jotari So this is a post apocalyptic story, set in India or nearby? I got that vibe from the mention of an elephant headed god. You did a good job at making it the second part of a story, the first part was this lady being captured I assume.

Use cheat codes. Your roommate is a disgusting slob.