Dragoncat

Orphaned as a baby, and taken in by the violent devil cult who filled her brain with all their ideals. When the devil cult is nearly wiped out, all but her, she retreats to the desert and becomes even more violent and insane. Nala.

Nope, because you expected it to fail and it did. How is Scooby Doo able to talk?

Sanaki, PLEASE no Peri. WYR have fur, feathers, or scales?

Spyrooooo! And you should be able to find a button to change font sizes on mobile.

Yes and they also broil missionaries unless they're friars. They fry those. If you catch a ninja, is he really a ninja?

Gun. WYR have humans invade a planet and enslave the locals or have aliens do the same to Earth?

A silly prank. G is for gorgon.

Rewrite it in novel format. The proper way to travel through the desert is...

Because being smart doesn't make one immortal. What kind of underwear does Marth wear?

Homeless person. WYR play only video games with terrible fanservice or play only video games with fandoms that are toxic?

Some satanic chant. Why am I currently not wearing pants?

I thought this died a long time ago!

Because he likes to play games. Reindeer games. Lots of birdy laguz viagra and aphrodisiacs and a way to insure herons are born, but killing the hawks and ravens at birth may be cruel... Can wolf laguz breed with the other "beast" tribes?

Mosquitoes are just nuisances and food for dragonflies and spiders etc. Spiders I will usually leave alone but if I see a black widow I'm killing it.

Remember that I'm writing him though. So yeah.

I think holding him off until my peeps show up is pretty much what I was planning. It will take a few posts, and Link will lob a bomb at him to damage him enough that he thinks he needs to retreat.

I've seen this with Zelda games.

Continue as I am. WYR shapeshift into a large animal or a small animal?

This is all we're asking, honestly.

Okay, I will move forward with this and call it good, but I still think it was kind of rude.

Chloey...I feel like this needs to be said, nobody lynch me for this. But if you don't like the prompt, it is unfair for you to rant about how much you hate it. Picture yourself as Anon right now, how would you like it if your prompt got made fun of like this? If you hate it that much, why did you even write for it. Nobody's forcing you to write for every round.

Shoulders, my knees would break. WYR scrub toilets at Taco Bell or clean dog kennels?