Dragoncat

Run or fly around shifted all the time. WWYDI you could speak the same language they spoke in Ancient Egypt?

Win the money myself. WYR have an army of vicious animals or an army of super soldiers?

Sell the rabbits as pets. WWYDI you turned into a dog?

Not one for self inserts from real world that know the plot but I think I owe a fellow fanficer my two cents. Why was Dimitri "holding the lance like his first born child"? I find that an odd analogy. And this coming from someone whose guilty pleasure is OC fankids, whose 3H ficverse is a Revelations style "all lords live" with a 2nd generation, and I'll just say Dimitri is such a wholesome father omg. Dragon Rhea is...dragon Rhea, sounds accurate. Even if I haven't played Crimson Flower yet, I have fond memories of the first time I saw her dragon form. JESUS CHRIST THE POPE IS A DRAGON GET IN THE CAR. What type of unit do you plan for Aiken to be? Like class/weapons/etc?

Have an army of mini mes and take over the world. WWYDI your TV turned into a dog and pooped on the stand it was on?

It's the same stuff! WYR work with Lon'qu as a chef in a restaurant or work with Donnel on a farm?

I don't care if my food looks pretty or not. It's going in my stomach anyway. Never tried bacon in mac n cheese. Maybe I will someday.

Poopball fight. WYR see a stand up comedian or go to a concert?

Leonie, I'd introduce her to Spyro Reignited Trilogy and give her gliding lessons and get her to talk to Sparx instead. It's worth a try. WYR listen to Hubert tell the story of Snow White or Henry tell the story of the Three Little Pigs?

Comedy show with Rennac. WYR die while taking a crap and be fossilized in that pose or die in a manner that you leave no remains or bones to be fossilized?

Because fur babies. What if Oswin from Spyro met Oswin from FE?

Interesting, that is one thing I didn't know about Game of Thrones.

If Felix x Ingrid has the ship name Felid, then that's also fitting blue lions because felid/feline!

You guys are making my simple recipe look bad.

Yeah, somebody told me stuff on Reddit.

Because you believe it to be so. Why did Jack Skellington want to bring Christmas to Halloween Town?

Fair enough, but what about hunger?

Autism seems like it would fit. I do wonder if the "they didn't cry" is really possible though, I mean...if they didn't do that, then how would they indicate they were hungry or needed a diaper change before they could speak? Jeralt clearly isn't a mind reader. I can see the not laughing, but I imagine the not crying to be not shedding tears of sadness instead of not crying period. I wonder if autism symptoms are a side effect of deity vesseling.

I expected this from you lol. THEY'RE CHILDREN YOU SICK FUCK *sarcasm* Meat lover's pizza. WYR edit Bernadetta's adventure story or Nina's smut?

Because it is cold. Why does Santa bring presents?

Because they are mammals. Why do I fart?

Because they were made with buttons. Why do babies cry?

Save them, I imagine that would be saving Dedue and Hubert by extension. WYR babysit a Claude x Hilda kid, a Dimitri x Ingrid kid, or a Hubert x Edelgard kid?