Dragoncat

Can I make XP relevant and secure again? If so that. WYR have your hair peed in or step in poop barefooted?

You're welcome. If the answer is purple when aliens don't wear hats, what is it when aliens DO wear hats?

Yoda, go with I will. Who exploded in the bathroom?

Somebody sig this.

Given the power to save the world by the ugly fairy. WYR meet a bird who speaks Spanish or a man who's only three feet tall?

What the fuck dude? I was gonna eat those eggs! What's baby oil made out of?

One time I burped so loud I made my cat jump.

The duct taped banana that passes as "art" got eaten. Would the Grinch be a better guy if every 5 minutes a dude wasn't singing a song about what a piece of shit he is?

Can I just say this is a T shirt worthy quote

It'd be a niche anime, because popular animes all have magic or waifus or ninjas or pirates or creatures or all of those. Historically accurate animes don't get as popular. Should Pro ZD hire a studio to make Chairem Anime, or use Saving Prince Horace as the anime instead?

Kent, if Sain rejects me then there's a problem. WYR be Spyro or Crash Bandicoot?

I misread that as "baby bowser". I got rick rolled before I knew what "rick rolled" meant. I didn't hear the term "rick roll" until years afterward.

Small backyard wedding. WYR be able to change your gender at will or be able to change your hair color at will?

Leify Boys, I don't want to burn. WYR spend a whole day naked or spend a whole day wearing nipple tassels and a thong?

@XRay You do know that's not actually Edel's VA singing Edge of Dawn right? For all we know she could sound like a sick duck when she sings. Black Fang, they were some mildly cool people before Nergal took over. WYR join the Greil Mercenaries or the Deliverance?

Try to compromise. If we can't come to an agreement where we're both content, then it's a red flag. WWYDI Voldemort was in your shower?

I am the cursed queen.

Live in one that is real, and it would be one of the "fictional" universes we know of, which are cooler. WWYDI the Red Wedding from Game of Thrones happened in your town?

You're both wrong.

Found the ninja turtle.

With a potato. The proper way to record a fight is...

I would ask him. Yes they do and tomorrow they are going to breathe fire! How many demonic beasts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Because not liking your own voice is common. Am I the only one who feels sorry for the Galar fossil pokemon?

Be happy. I hate my name. WWYDI your Christmas tree looked like a butt plug?