Dragoncat

Everybody stop what you're doing and listen to Lorenz beatboxing.

JESUS CHRIST THE POPE IS A DRAGON GET IN THE CAR

Assistant to the Anna, dances in front of the shop in drag to draw customers in and entertain lonely soldiers. You won a million internets. Barack Obama.

Cat or hawk. Maybe red dragon?

I thought about him! But I couldn't think of what he'd be for some reason.

No because I have never touched, wore, or eaten gold in the first place. Can the demonic beasts breed?

Back with another round of crap. Not One Of Us Deception Disgrace Evil as plain as the scar on his face Deception (An outrage!) Disgrace (For shame!) He asked for trouble the moment he came Deception (An outrage!) (He threw his brother down a well, left him to die) Disgrace (For shame!) (You know these crestless types) Evil as plain as the scar on his face (Goodbye, reject!) Deception (An outrage!) (Just go away!) Disgrace (For shame!) (Don't touch that Lance of Ruin!) He asked for trouble the moment he came (Goodbye, reject!) Not much needed changing here at all. Original song from Lion King 2. Crested nobles singing to/about Miklan but that should be obvious.

I originally put this image together because I had a list and people on Discord didn't know all pokemon gens. Figured there might be some interest here. All are fully evolved so I guess this is post timeskip? More added 9/18

Do what you want, you make the rules.

I think bows are the second most common weapon. It doesn't bother me much. But I remember hearing swords irl were expensive, so maybe that's a thing? The hero is well off?

Because my life is a truth. Are Seteth and Flayn dragons?

The discussion about "porking aliens" was hands down the best thing I've read at 2:30 am in months. Here's a "who are you surprised doesn't have as many fans", Nader. Come on, he's total bara bait. Oh, and Miklan's not much at first glance, but I'm sure someone out there loves him. He's big, he's strong, he's got a tragic story, he literally unleashes the beast within. Somebody's into that. If there's Godzilla/kaiju porn...then there's Beast!Miklan stuff.

Oh the 3H quizzes! I got Claude for the personality test and Sylvain for the boyfriend one. ...Now am I a nutcase, or would Miklan actually look handsome here if it wasn't for his scar? Please tell me.

They taste like balls. What happened to Vaike?

You can't get paid to sniff underwear. People pay to sniff underwear. You can, however, get paid to be naked. So that. WYR have the next FE game be an alternate story of 3H where the crestless rejects rise up against the nobility, led by Miklan of course, or the next FE game is a Jugdral remake?

Awwwww! Relationship goals! I'm probably gonna meet mine online too...

@Anacybele

I didn't know @Integrity and @Freohr Datia were a married couple. That's neat!

Hmmm. Kiran. I can pick what world I want to pull friends from. WYR carry a ping pong ball in your mouth all day or carry a marble in your anus all day?

Because Edelgard has him stand guard at night. He sleeps in the day now. So now he looks like Dracula. Why is Felix a sour patch kid?

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I beat Deer and started Lions.

I've been using "deity" as gender neutral god/goddess, but this is a cool thought. We'd have to know about customs and politics in Adestria to be sure though. I assume it's gone into a bit in Eagles route?

Gatekeeper Boy. And Kronya yeah.