Since people are suggesting co-commentators, let's analyze my options. Hopefully I won't offend anyone in the process.
Take note that the reason why I don't do co-commentaries often is because I have social anxiety issues and feel uncomfortable around other people.
Real Life Friends
Guy (ManBreakFast on youtube) - Has considered doing his own commentaries on Minecraft. Isn't available often. Might be a little meek.
Adam (FireKong89 on youtube) - Has a strong aversion towards doing commentaries.
Ashwin - Rarely available.
Online Friends with decent mics:
ChimpMaster657 - Love doing commentaries with him. Has a great commentary personality. Likes to tease me in a brotherly way. Available pretty often.
SkillKill107 - Available almost all of the time and has interesting things to say, but has speech issues that might result in people complaining or mocking him.
Camtech076 - Availability issues. His internet is unreliable. Assuming he makes a submission, he might be in the commentary for his submission.
MageKnight404 - His commentary and mine are like night and day. We also aren't particularly comfortable around each other. We have a sort of wall between us for lack of a better word.
Seph1212 - Our commentary is very harmonious, but he's not available often as far as I'm concerned.
Kyop16 - Does commentaries on his own channel. Very available, but Fire Emblem isn't his forte, and, outside of his commentaries, he's not very talkative.
DrawciaWitch - Female candidate number one. Has the most pleasant voice, but has availability issues, and isn't very talkative.
AstraLunaSol - Availability issues. Usually focused on his own matters (Let's Plays, Dream of Five, etc.). Probably makes a better main commentator than a co-commentator.
Blazer - I know he has a mic because he sent me wav files. However, I have no idea what I'd expect if he actually agreed to do commentary with me (Which is a fat chance).
Cedar Nyx - Female candidate number two. Considering she was the queen of Ragefest 1, it might be interesting. However, I know nothing about how well she commentates.
Cevian - Pretty lax guy as far as I'm concerned. I don't know how a commentary with him would turn out though.
Ephraim225 - Almost always available, and has pretty good commentary. Has been in every ragefest.
EnergyFlux2012 - Probably won't want to do commentary.
Furetchen - I'm extremely sensitive when it comes to my waifu Reisen, and I know he hates her and doesn't seem the slightest bit hesitant to show it, so naturally I'm going to be nervous at any mention of Reisen during recordings in case it triggers him. Aside from that, he's a good commentator with limited availability.
LuizPrower - I don't like Luis's commentary much, but since I'm his best friend, and love to tease him in a bro way, it would make for some hilarious chemistry.
ShadowOfChaos - Probably won't want to do it, and even then, he always seems busy.