Nightmare

Michael Jackson was a Virgo too, so you better be proud. Also, I'm Pisces and I rule you all.

Locked by request.

Has anyone ever considered that the zombies might be magical? Because I would like that kind of zombie much more. And anyway, my number one survival tactic is to dance with them so I'm already prepared and will be successful. Plus, I'm apparently a vampire (according to people), so I'm not really threatened anyway, and will possibly control them to do my bidding.

I would tell you to tattoo your right arm so it looks like the God Hand, but you probably don't know what that is, and you'd have to have a pretty buff arm. It would be wicked awesome if someone did it, though. Too bad it won't ever glow. Or you can do Vega's snake tattoo, but for that, you'll need to be sufficiently beautiful and also buff. Those two are the only tattoos I've liked. I tend to dislike tattoos, generally, since I just...don't like the idea of permanently changing the body's appearance, and most tattoos are pretty ugly.

Happy birthday, sweet cheeks.

No, they should come here so we can point and laugh at them.

We've had a 42 inch plasma TV for a long time now (over two years, I think), but it's an obscure brand and it's pretty terrible. The remote started getting wacky (the volume buttons, especially, kept changing channels randomly), the TV itself would sometimes not show when it's turned on or show a faulty picture (just green or jumbled, etc.) and just a few months ago, the remote stopped working completely. The quality itself is ok, though. Not as good as I'd want it to be, but it's good enough for me.

I heard about Rune from a certain Sevensins a long time ago (nearly two years). Didn't know he was that bad. He's certainly the most immature person I've ever seen on the internet, and that's pretty terrible since the internet is filled to the brim with insanely immature people (just like real life, really). "Karma bit his ass," yeah right. If karma bit asses for such petty things, I'd have died a thousand times over by now. I'm sure we would all be dead, actually. You, with all your 15 years of experience, are passing judgement on someone you don't know, regarding circumstances you don't know about. How are you any better than the thieves you're scorning?

I just pronounced that and nodded approvingly.

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Like a beast.

My religion result is accurate.

SNAP introverted, secretive, reclusive, tough, non social, observer, fearless, solitary, libertarian, detached, does not like to lead, outsider, abides the rules, mind over heart, good at saving money, does not like to stand out, does not make friends easily, self sufficient, not aggressive, likes the unknown, unconcerned with external opinion, strong, abstract, independent, very intellectual, analytical, high self control

Are they all the same kind? Great. I'll ship it to your profile as soon as Sirius sends it to me.

It's not illegal, it's just free because no one has been buying it for decades because nobody wants to get to the top without effort.

That's a nice lance. I'll price it at...2,500,000. If you procure another one, the helmet is yours. It's free!

There's no catch. You get to max level in the shortest time possible! Though at that point, you might want to call it quits since you won't have any other thing to do with the game, and creating new save files just crashes it. THEN PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD

Out of stock, I'm afraid. Although we have an item that increases EXP gain when you are in the Serenes Forest area, and it does miracles! Your exp bar will shoot up and you'll level up in no time! Care to buy? Here you go. That'll be 5,000,000.

WELCOME! What'd ya buyin'?