Nightmare

Cleverbot: Friends and Family, it's good to have at least one or the other, or both. User: You know what's better? Cleverbot: Yes. User: A wise guy huh? Well then, tell me. Cleverbot: I believe in God. User: Me too. Cleverbot: I thought you said you didn't. User: You're lying again. Cleverbot: If you read the chat log you are the one who is lying. User: No, stop lying so much, God hates liars. Cleverbot: Why do you think I am a woman? User: I never thought such a thing, but now I feel like killing you, so GOODBYE. Cleverbot: Yes you did! You said: 'Do you have multiple personailtes?'. User: Wow, you are a professional liar! Cleverbot: I'm not a professional, I don't get paid. User: That's good to know. Cleverbot: So what is life as a robot like? User: But I'm not a robot. Cleverbot: You just agreed that you were a robot. User: And you're a fucking liar! Cleverbot: You are not that powerful, dog! User: You're the man now, dog! Cleverbot: Aw yea! *kiss*. User: ...Uh, alright Cleverbot: Alright then.

I thought my day couldn't get any better when... This happened, and I laughed. Good job.

Roleplay in PM? ... Hmm...

I don't think "never used them seriously" equals "didn't use them at all," Soul. Just so you know.

Actually, come to think of it, MJ is human in part of the dance, so...

We can become zombies and dance with them.

No! Expand your horizons!

Why do people have to kill zombies or run away from them?

Out of curiosity, what's wrong with sausage fests?

I didn't even notice there were Islamic chants in the Fire Temple, but when I did (after reading about it on the internet), I didn't even find it offensive. Other Muslims can get really sensitive with things. It's because the emblem was Islamic (though I don't believe this is entirely true) and appears in the Turkey flag. Frankly, I thought it was awesome that the Gerudo were the "Arabs" or "Muslims" of the Zelda universe. I really don't think Nintendo would invest that much time in nerfing the game. EDIT: Oh and, for the record, I never found Navi annoying and will probably buy this game.

I will bring the Roxbury Guys. They are the heart and soul of every party. And Robotnik.

...I think that's more suitable for you. AND I LOVED THE CACTUS ALL OF YOU ARE INSENSITIVE FOR HATING ON IT

It eventually contracted a strange disease and started rotting away. It is dead as of now. I will hold a funeral here, for it was the most cactus.

Are you...are you mistaking me for the FESS Nightmare?

Tibarn, Ike, all the lions, Nolan, Boyd are all hot male characters. Just using Tibarn will do, though.

Again? Was I ever one before?