Oh Tingle, how I love your tights
Your bulging mass fills my heart with delight
Oh Tingle, you collect rupees like a vacuum does dust
Please don't run away from all my lust
Oh Tingle, how I love your cheery demeanour
You are the most eccentric ballooner
Oh Tingle, the maps you make are genius
But I bet the process is very tedious
Oh Tingle, your copyrighted phrase is the best
You, yourself, are the greatest!