That was more of a joke though.
But even that had Swordmaster flipping out and shit. :D God I wish he came back so I could serve him another round of ownage.
Boobs is the worst. Stats which are slightly worse than Penis, no skill, not to mention she's also a pre-promote. Fail, fail, fail. At least in comparison to Penis.
Not necessarily in stats. They're almost the same.
But Penis has the "Ultimate Wangus" skill after promotion which activates 1/4th of the time and instantly kills the enemy, heals Penis of any status ailment and fully recovers his HP, plus it gives him a +5 to every stat.
Though he has availability and monstrous growths. Those are enough to make you ignore his support options and the fact that he's locked to sword.
Besides, he always has a ranged attack which is both powerful and unlimited.