I have only one thing to say about this whole situation: Over dramatic spammer is being over dramatic. Oh, and like many others have said, you will not really be leaving. I know your kind, seen them plenty of times before. They never really leave, you will be back, and more annoying than ever before.
Besides, it is not like you are that great. I am sure that you will be replaced by another person like you very soon, you are not an uncommon personality on the internet after all.