Terrador

Fuck it. Bring me pain.

Vyland and Dolph.

Euklyd picks Boah! I wouldn't lie, would I? More likely, Euklyd would second-guess his choice. What a dingus. Now he says he's staying with Boah and if he doesn't stay with Boah I will eat my own--okay this is a forum post I gotta stop there

Cord and Bantu, after careless deliberation.

i'm actually settling on Abel for real

can we have mandatory Bantu recruitment

i'm probably gonna wait until my launch ironman is done to actually play the draft tbh, but at least i know who the best unit is g o r d i n

LET ME IN LET ME IN THIS IS NOT A DANCE I'M BEGGING TO PLAY I'M SCREAMING TO PLAY PLEASE JUST LET ME IN

NO, A GOOD UNIT How will we recover

take roddlebad

IN IT TO WIN IT

1. How is the dancer cabal in every information network ever 2. Can you tell us about the most hilarious character you've seen in the last month 3. How does it feel being better at FEH than FEH on a sliver of the dev resources 4. When will you accept my CHESS CHALLENGE

thankfully, the "talk" command knows no level.

Scarlet Swordsman (Ch. 7): 5/44 I kinda hate this map. I got everything but the Master Seal, but honestly it should've taken more hammering out from me to get this clear. At least Gordin got the bosskill! Soulful Bridge (Ch. 8): 3/47 Just had to figure out to fling Luke ahead to do more damage to the pallies and the map started going real smoothly. Missed the Arms Scroll, but I expected to (I'd have to invest a Master Seal to get it) Sanctuary of Sorcery (Ch. 9): 6/53 This was pretty wild. My team's booty, so they had a lot of trouble killing things in an efficient way, and it took a lot of iteration to find a clear. Roger grabs the Thief staff turn 1, which Navarre uses to steal the Boots for Marth. Marth runs right with those, and with Feena's help grabs Capricorn and Minerva by turn 4. Meanwhile, the chump brigade has to kill a pile of mages and dracos; Gordin does a ton of fighting early but is mostly left behind while Arran, Jeorge, and Luke do the heavy lifting. Navarre can't quite promote and run at the throne full speed to finish on turn 5; he dies to a draco that I don't think I can bait by turn 4, and requires giving up the speedwings and some necessary shopping and a Rescue charge to boot. He can, however, rescue Marth close enough on turn 5 to kill the boss himself with Wo Dao (Feena map saves, and it's an easy rig so NO GUILTY CONSCIENCE). Lost the Master Seal that Thief ran off with--not sure I can save it, and out of patience to CARE. The Two Mages (Ch. 10): 3/56 Marth's goons and Merric had to not die to Shaver crits after I figured out how to do this, which took way longer than I'd have liked (~50% CoS). Spent a Thief staff on the Silence, figure it'll save a turn somewhere when I'd otherwise be deterred by a wall of magic. The Mask Laughs (Ch. 10x): 1/57 Arran could reach with a Killer and crit to kill. I could've experimented with two-shotting Roro with a Silver, but I think going for the one crit is more reliable.

Lena and Draug.

Abel.

hackervoice: I'm in.

The Nest of Evil (Ch. 6): 9/37 Fuck you, CR, not having Rescue for this map is absolute ass. Also, when your Luke is extremely speed screwed and can't fight things he should easily be crushing, so you gotta promote the boye for +4 speed. He went left with Gordin, everyone else went right. Mercenary Squad (Ch. 6x): 2/39 How did I ever struggle with this? Oh yeah, I was playing on Lunatic.

Lurking Shadows (Ch. 3x): 6/22 Everyone gets this TC, it's not a hard map. Joy and Sorrow (Ch. 4): 3/25 Everyone uses Rescue here because Yumina starts ahead, so it gives more than in other maps? I think? anyway. +8 iron!Sirius ORKO'd the boss, I regret nothing. Liberation of Grust (Ch. 5): 5/28 Marth, Gordin, and Arran run to the throne, thwomps go fight things. Barst recruited because that's easier than killing him.

Abducted Princess (Ch. 3): 6/16 Fun fact: if you visit the armory with Palla, then back out, the four mountain dracos still aggro. On H1, this means Palla can kill them expediently, and still have time to heal and fight Ryuke. You should be getting 6 turns basically no matter who you are here, though not necessarily with feeding the boss kill to Arran. Thwomps and Gordin ate some more glue in the corner. What's Bord?

Grustian Expedition (Ch. 1): 4/4 I forged a +8 Iron Sword, with which Gordin could kill Lorenz. I reset a run because I forgot to kill a Thief despite Gordin's perfect level, then one where both Gordin and Luke's levels were awful--then, Arran critblicked Lorenz and I decided to take that punishment. I'm sure it'll be useful later. Arden and Luke ate glue. I don't think my units are very good? Rebellion of Macedon (Ch. 2): 6/10 Doesn't everyone get this TC? I ignored the Lady Sword entirely, and the thwomps mostly ate glue. Everybody went up the right with Gordin eating kills as he can. Thanks, luck only level :/

day before yesterday I talked to aspiring comedian leon lincoln jr. about how many assholes people have, among other things i get involved in some pretty great conversations

Enjoy SM Minerva

Enjoy MYRM LEIDEN, may he serve you in shit health

Don't be too committed to getting your chumps EXP, that's how stupid miscalculations happen. Slayer is broken. Bring siege or other powerful tricks, especially for the final floor. Also, bring Restore. Stone SUCKS.