General Spoon

You could ask Joshua to make this here skin an option available for selection.

Can't say I've ever seen the guy.

Who's Nishi and why does he matter?

Um, eww. I had forgotten just how horrible this default skin looked.

Wait a minute...you're going to be jumping queue if June 29th rolls around before you start your game.

General Spoon Can we please not insist on this idea of giving the town a secret voter? Just leave it as double-voter. I don't know what use the town would have for a secret voter.

No Lynch.

You know you can do that on your own. Infact, you could have done it as you were sending the PMs out.

Because BK-201 protected you on the night I was killed.

About 2 hours now.

I certainly wouldn't find myself objecting.

Context suggests that there is a cause for me being close to snapping.

Would you mind doing us all a favor and taking your crap elsewhere?

I have a question. Did anybody think to tell Hikarusa that they didn't like his name change? I'm this goddamn close to snapping. THIS GODDAMN CLOSE.

Does this mean we can't throw around racial stereotypes that nobody actually believes because they are basically dead horses that have been beaten to death over time (ex: greedy jews, criminal blacks, etc.)?

Bump. This should start as soon as Balcerzak has it ready.

Oh yeah. You guys can look at the mafia's private board now if you want.

Train Mafia 1 is over now. Balcerzak, you can start your game whenever.

Yeah, I should have specified in your role PM that you couldn't protect yourself, so that's my mistake for forgetting that. Though I know you would have removed that line anyways, and I wouldn't mind that.

I plan to have a better summary of the game next game, just so you know.

THE TOWN WINS! Here is the player list. Just matchup the numbers. 1. BarbadosRaccoon (Andrew Jackson) 2. GiantBeaver (Jonas Salk) 3. SeaMink (Nostradamus) 4. ThicktailChub (Raye Penber) 5. JamaicanMonkey (Santa Claus) 6. IrishElk (???) 7. WhollyMammoth (Larry the Cucumber) 8. Huia (Neil Armstrong) 9. Camelops (Mother Teresa) 10. GreatAuk (Polonius) 11. Mononykus (OJ Simpson) 12. MauritianDuck (Soapy Smith) 13. Quagga (Tom Nook) 14. Archelon (Bill Gates) 15. Teratornis (Shopkeeper in LA) 16. PassengerPigeon (Tingle) 17. Platecarpus (Arthur Dent) 18. SaladoShiner (Charles M. Schulz) 19. Dodo (Fuck Yeah Seaking!) 20. GullIslandVole (Dan Quayle) 21. Allosaurus (Franz Ferdinand) 22. Dinictis (Mr. Potato Head) 23. Archaeopteryx (Spy Fox) 1. Crysta X 2. WeaponsofMassConstruction X 3. Balcerzak X 4. Fayt Zelpher X 5. BK-201 X 6. Trompe le Monde X 7. Core X 8. Dracohon X 9. Rhythm X -Snike 10. Raymond X 11. Bizz X 12. Lux Aeterna X 13. CATS X 14. EmeraldFox X 15. Life X 16. The Dragonslayer X 17. I Eat Tables X 18. JB25 X 19. Ether X 20. Hikarusa X 21. Lightning X 22. Ninji X 23. Ulki X Here are all the role PMs. POLONIUS IS MILLER During the night, you may send a PM to me entitled “NIGHT x – Adjusting speed” You will then need to put the following information into the PM. If the train is going to STOP or go TWICE AS FAST, and if the train's speed will change DURING THIS NIGHT or DURING THE DAY. The train's speed can only change once every 3 phases. During the night, you may a PM to me entitled “NIGHT x – Killing USER” That person will be killed by the mafia during the night. You are allied with The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club. You win if The Legitimate Businessman's Social Club wins. “My God, don't shoot!”

Okay, I'll end the phase now then I guess.

Nothing at all will be interpreted as approval.

If there are more approvals for ending this day phase early than there are objections to it, I will end it in 2 hours.

Am I supposed to be taking offense? Context seems to suggest yes, but I don't feel offended.