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Steven Tyler

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  1. American History X and Edward Norton fans, feel free to kill me!
  2. I gotta change my avatar AGAIN? God, I'm going to bed! Screw this!
  3. Yes! DRAGON POWER!!! The human race is the inferior race! (Thinks of a racial slur for humans.) EDIT: NEVERMIND!!! Fuck you Nao!
  4. (I read that as "There is no superior race" and I was thinking "So, this is a dragon supremest group I'm joining.) Yes . . .I shall join my fellow dragons. Also, sorry about Fa, Chiki, Lopotusu, and the Mortal Kombat Logo. And Bowser. (Hides the body of Bowser in an unmark grave). Somebody dare me.
  5. (Hides the dead, bullet filled bodies of Chiki, Fa, Lopotusu, Idoun, and the Mortal Kombat logo) Like them? No you fool! I LOVE dragons!
  6. Make me tell the truth somebody.
  7. *Pulls out Divine Dragon Stone* Sold me a motherfuckin' poison drink! YOU MUST DIE!! *Transform into a Divine Dragon*
  8. Oh, I'm tired. Didn't see that. I meant FftF (Far from the Forest).
  9. It's a good story, but does the hero has to be over 6 feet tall, you know, the whole "I'm a giant brute merc!"
  10. Does it has to be a good comment? Also, I dare you to write a short paragraph about how you love men in FRTF.
  11. Okay truth for Void! Had you ever used a racial slur towards any groups that wasn't your race? Also, somebody dare me!
  12. Hey, I was dared to say this shit.
  13. Had you ever had feelings for somebody of the same sex, Nao?
  14. http://stevewilkos.com/ Yeah, seems like i need to talk to my producers about doing this show. Narrator: "Next time on the Steve Wilkos Show." Steve : "You dated and slept with a girl who's only 15 years old, you bastard! She's still a child, you're a grown man, son-of-a-bitch!!!!" Yuri: "Fuck you! Get the fuck outta my face, mother fucker!" Steve (vain popping): "I'm in your face, what you gon' do?!" Bizz: . . . (Is on a sugar high)
  15. Holy shit! You perv! Bizz 15, you're 20! What the fuck? Do you want to appear on my show next week with the stigma of being a pedo?
  16. Hey, if Marvin Gaye, one of the most legendary Mowtown singer could beat his wife, then so can I! If your woman gets out of line, you gotta take action! Hang on, my wife ain't cleaning the dishes. (Beats up some anime girl) "BITCH!!! I told you to clean them, don't fuck with me!" Okay, since none of you guys are getting the irony, Google "Steve Wilkos".
  17. Dare, okay Mr. Yuri. I dare you to ask Bizz for an e-date. For me, I take a dare
  18. Because she's the only DBZ girl that actually looks good? BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT A TRUE MAN DO (I still can't believe nobody has point out the irony)
  19. I want a FUCKIN' BEER, SCUMBAG!!!!
  20. You're my burnt offering for the church service tonight!
  21. Had you ever stalk somebody online, Void? Also, dare for me!
  22. *Walks in and starts throwing chairs like in his show* GIVE ME A FUCKIN' BEER RIGHT NOW, SCUMBAGS!!!
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