Guy = Sushi
I blame the headband.
GUY = SUSHI
His headband. Look at it, and think about the word "sushi". Just turn on your game, look at him, and think about the word "sushi".
Florina is hideous. Especially her bubbling acidic hair that could be releasing harmful toxins into the atmosphere.
Plus, she looks like if I yell too loud, she'll break in half.
Meanwhile, Canas has a smexy eye thingy and smexy hair.