Fateborn

Perhaps. Perhaps not. I prepared almost everything on my characters. I even put in a very amazing tool that none of you even used, or thought to use it because apparently it doesn't exist in your mind.

I've made it to ''FUCK THE PAIN AWAY' You're going to love it. I guess I'll upload the last two chapters tomorrow then dive into this torture. Thanks Klok.

Look at how Raven is posing, then imagine him saying them. Edit: either that or it's cuz of the new poison damage he just got this morning.

What point?

He already reverts it when he lose hp and has it restored. I was so disappointed.

How was that ...oh I guess I get why you're laughing now. lol

[spoiler=SHOPS SHOPS EVERYWHERE] BORING GET ON TEAM YOU FAGGOT EMBLEM AND RUNE CAN'T BE MORE SAFER You do know what's next right? Right? ULTIMATE SEAL!!!! HOLY SHIT THAT PALETTE HOLY SHIT Hmm, see anything wrong with that image? No? I'll touch on it later. Free money, couldn't complain. SAGE FEMALE SAGE PERFECT TIMING NEED A GOOD LIGHTTHAT ISN'T SAIN CUZ HE SUCKS That skill... But it's okay, we have stats boosters and a stimulator. Wait, how will duel work? Shoved sword on Bartre, forgot you need weapon or else she leave lol AND HE'S BACK AGAIN. ...They just, launched battle then stopped, ending it in an instant. HOW? YOU DIDN'T EVEN FIGHT C rank... Hmm better grind in the next chapter. I have plans! I sell some things I forgot to sell in prep. I buy a couple staffs each, some steel swords, an axe reaver, a hand axe. an anima tome, and a light tome. A whole bunch of statsboosters too. Karla use stimulator while here. Remember when I said there was something strange about Raven's promotion? Look closer. Look at his hp. He broke the cap. Fucking cheater.

[spoiler=The Anal is Over!] I starts sweeping! Hahaha Fuck GET OUTTA THERE YOU BITCH Oh the pain THREE GEMS TO SELL! Sweep This is how much Farina had left at the end of enemy phase... Warp get DESTROY THEM ALL! DESTROY THEM ALL! DESTROY THEM ALL! free exp why not? Quite the pain you put on So rekt Final level! Last murder We're all okay. Go get out of here before some strays kill you. So you ran away I didn't notice at all. GAIDEN NEXT! KARLA KARLA KARLA KARLA KARLA

[spoiler=DEATH IS EVERLASTING PEACE!] I DID IT OW BITCH LET'S TRY THIS. PILLAR + SOLKATTI COMBO! Jaffar arrives for support LYN FORTIFY it works! it WORKS! IT WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORKED Welp, ruined by a luna THIS TIME LUNA ISN'T SPARED OF WRATH Again, fortify Then I reset because I didn't wanna miss the actions of murder on my part and fix it YES YES YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS ................................ This time, I move Vaida FAR away for real Welp I'm fucking terrible. GET ON THE OTHER SIDE YOU AXEFACE SUCKTOWN it works Loot confirmed Loot taken! Now gtfo Reset Reset again Chip Try? Nope. HECTOR THWOMP I make room Reset later Hmm... Fiora best Cross your fingers ...This is a failure isn't it? NOPE RESET Goh... YES YES I KILLED HIM IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL SEEING THAT EMPTY. Meh

[spoiler=I CAN'T DO THIS] WHAT ABOUT THIS? NINO SURVIVES NO Again And again And again IT NEVER ENDS FUCK THIS FUCK >.> <.< <.> I made her a slut on her last moment just because. She's unusually obsessed with Tact anyway One more time.. DOESN'T WORK EITHER WAT BOUT THIS NAH Overkilling thief i guess BUT I DON'T GIVE UP SHE SURVIVES! ARGHHH FUCKY FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK FUCKS!!!!! -Toss- Yeah bye. I warp GHGHDJNGIRENFDZJINTUIDNFGDRJSNGDGNUZHGJBNRHGNHJG So... Yeah... Uh... Hi AM I GOOD TO GO? Death... The sniper I hastily left alive killed someone. YOU'RE NOT GETTING AWAY WITH IT ONCE MORE >.> <.< <.> >.< TT_TT Sitting out for one turn. I have plenty of turns left. Then someone dies again. I HATE AXEREAVERS Trying something different. Sitting out one turn again, but next turn will change! Fuck. So we change it up a teeny bit with vaida FAR FAR AWAY Even that doesn't work. Guess two tiles further away isn't FAR FAR AWAY Positioning is important!

[spoiler=I'm totally ready] I'm ready! I'm totally ready! DEFINITELY READY EVER MORE READY IS POSSIBLE CAN'T GET ANY MORE READIER THAN THIS STILL AINT READY? YES NO SHUT UP YOU USELESS WHORE Let's try again GET OUT OF MY WAY SCRUBS, I HAVE AN ITEM TO STEAL Please be normal hit Please be normal hit PLEASE BE NORMAL HIT FUCK THIS After a while SHE SURVIVES WHAT DO THEY HAVE AGAINST FARINA? GET MOVING I'll take that later, but now isn't the time! STEAL IT YOU FEG Hmmm Nah Doing this OKAY TRY? Nope. Okay let's try this again. YES Tell him to shove it YES YES YES I CAN SEE THE ENDING Trade shenangain HEAL NINO NEED TO SURVIVE IF BARELY ELIWOOD NEED HEAL PENT ATTEMPTS TO KILL BUT COULDN'T FUCK THE LUNA AWAY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Saved after Dennis was killed, i'm not that stupid. Oh no. Oh yes! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK YOU BITCH YES BLOODY HELL I reset back to time further down...-cry- If only I could fuck the pain away. I am currently fucking it away THIS TIME I BRING FIORA He crit again... FUCK RNG OKAY FUCK THIS Oh sweet sweatpit of the god dropping onto the surface of the hell... FUCK RNG JUGGLING NOPE OKAY HOW ABOUT THIS? OH MY POOR FRAGILE HEART... I CAN'T TAKE ANOTHER -cry-

Okay now beat it again without losing units. I triple dog dare you.

[spoiler=Considering Suicide] One hp is taunting me. Better safe than sorry. Priscilla doesn't like axe that smash horse She got to 30 hp again? I probably reset... Yoooeeewww Nope chuck testa Karel thinks Magic are for faggots He doesn't quit. The reinforcement are quite relentless Survive AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Savestate right here. Same level FUCKING RNG Juggling rng Ballista goes for Vaida, I'm thankful she dodged zero WE DID IT. RNG JUGGLING SUCCESS Barrier again Let's get ready to lure the boss Cleanse Fuck it, i don't care anymore Hmm. Nah, better reset for rng abuse There we go. Hp I try again, I don't want this fucking guy to live NOPE.AVI Better HECTOROVERKILL.JPG NO MERCY Assassins duo prepare for south assault MURDER Nothing for this final. PENT STILL ASLEEP I forgot to turn off the run before, ended up resetting. thankfully i happened to savestate a little before. Animationless action. Lyn was the last one to go that time. oopsity I TURN IT BACK ON Five turns. I survived FIVE turns! Eliwood shall stay to defend throne! Might as well make room Corridor is almost empty! Heath loot chests instead Meh TO PIERCE THE HEAVEN IS HIS NAME. THE DRILL THAT CARRY THE SUBSTANCE OF HEAVEN IS HIS LANCE Ouch Hmm. Pent get healed again RAVEN SAVES LOUISE not that she need saving Karel need good hp for that theft WALL BREAK SO HEATH SAVE LOCKPICK USE Nah It tickles The lonely hero takes action only to be slaughtered by her foe's hands. Cap hp They don't give up on Pent struggle Yeow AND SO IT BEGINS... NEXT POST

[spoiler=I'm so proud of myself] Louise has no love for generals. Fiora dominates. CAN I DO IT? NO I CAN'T Hmm wait a minute THAT GUY HAS A WHITE GEM TOO I FORGOT I murder things. Nada I stops for a moment and think I should have Forblaze on. NO ECLIPSE POR FAVOR The couple rekt I do not like steel bow now. General gets cocky NOTHING Oh shit fenrir's equipped Gasp! He dies :( screenshot got white painted Back here. I equip defensive one instead. Eclipse is left alive this time. It's only halving hp anyway. Yay Ouwie Pillar op Still op Ouch, halberd hero Why are their animation broken anyway? Nope Boomcity Ow. Even though their animation are borked it still shows up if they have silver axe. Most likely ranged axe animation are broken. YES YES YES YES Or not. I juggle items. Mag gains Repeat I gtfo swordmaster range Priscilla got a crit Nope.avi Crit ballista hahahaha Owie oshit This aint time for dreams Lv 10, ultimate seal time Gems get! Healing time Yeek NP, Vaida got it in the bag. Basilako range is scary! Sain saves Priscilla. Clean up of trashes. Max I make sure these guys stay down. Then I dunno if i died or something because I reset ...Yeah I definitely died Look at this chaos! TOO MANY RESET Owie Poor Pent. Farina got the pain train inbound #1 dodge Karel doesn't think these are funny Pent gloriously dodges it. Murder Reset I'm getting tired. AHHHH I RESET AGAIN Glorious crit! Continue next post. Might need more posts.

[spoiler=The Beginning of the Oblivion] Let's do this shit. Heath, Priscilla, Nino, and Jaffar will pwn! Getting rid of toxic weapons, fuck them. This guy has white gem and his sister has another copy, wouldn't want them to go disappear. Thief time Of course she get nothing. SHE NEVER GET ANYTHING I'm gonna rekt you man As displayed but he get nothing too. She carry the false prophet of the god too. Let's remove obstruction of life. Zap Gains speed Priscilla helps out! This is going to hurt isn't it? Sain! These guys get rekt. He doesn't want to use iron bow at all. Next one get rekt. +1 Fateborn terribleness Okay I change up targets a teeny bit. I of course target same guy again. Same old Okay done. THIS TIME I HEAL THE BABE Green get rekt again IRON BOW PLS She lives. Oh. Good dodging there gurl ... Fuck OKAY LOUISE YOU GET THE AXEREAVER NOW. I swap out Priscilla and Heath for Pent and Louise. DEATHHHHHHHHHHHHH Pent does her wife proud. Ouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Pent does her wife shame. Then become ashamed. I DON'T TARGET THE ULTIMATE TOME THIS TIME Spd! Finishing up... Nah I'm kidding. No way I would let that fucking tome live. DEATH Take a guess. :D Oh shit I get the same treatment too. HE STILL USE BALLISTA C'MON KLOK HOW DO I DO THIS Rekt Fateborn get rekt again +2 Fateborn Terribleness THIS TIME I CRIT Fuck you poison bow. Fuck you luna too. And you too AM I GOING TO SURVIVE THIS NOW? This is what I always do on first turn. Nope. Spd Ouch. Throne greenies get owned I more or less kill snipers in that area now. Barrier! igitrekt sherekt Npc turn now Both get rekt without doing a damn thing to this guy Gain level Eliwood rambo No crit? You disappoint me Farina. Let's do this shit! I'm bad THIS WAY INSTEAD Hector thwomps PENT MUST WAKES NOTHING AGAIN Pent turns his morning wood into a morning sun. Cont'd

I'm getting my ass kicked by this nomad trooper 1 range bow bug. Thanks klok! Ruining the ONLY good run I had because of that fucking bug. Anyway. Defense comp incoming. It's going to be 3 posts as usual. And it won't have the starting screenshots of dialogue shenanigans because a certain noob keep overwriting it with new screenshots. even though said screenshots were 650+ in term of placement. it means i died a lot and repeated lot of screenshots just so i don't miss something in case i do survive.

So that means... Louise would had died that chapter (if anyone remember)

I lost my sides at the whole plans after plans Good luck. I means, It's not like you could juggle axereavers and kill the siege(status) mages because you only have two right? Or you could just dance one extra axereaver and kill +1

Close but not quite. I died a grand total of 47 times. And most of them were repeating of the same deaths trying to cheat RNG. I'm terrible.

Having finished stretching her sore limbs from continuous battling with the phantasmal foes she glance toward the two men in robes asking her identity. With an obvious plausible hesitation as she places her right hand and cups it against her chin, and mumbles to herself, "Is it alright to give out my identity...?" "I suppose you're right." She spoke after a slight pause between the two sentence dropping her hand down. Another noticeable giggle from her self. "My name is Valerina. I am just a wandering soldier," she answers the question, slapping against her left gauntlet directly on the rune inscription.

._. On another note. Guess how many time I died in the defense. Go on. FUCKING GUESS

Valerina arrives close enough to hear what the man in shaman robing has to say, she quickly yells out, "I must object to that. There is no guarantee that they knows anything about the legends as much as we do. I suggest uniting the empires around to combat this. The longer we delay that, the more lives will be lost, Daein, Crimea, Begnion, Gallia, Goldoa, Phoenicis, and Kilvas must come together for a summit. The separation of the Beorcs and Laguz needs to end now, or all will be lost to their might, if the legend is accurate." She stops short before the group taking a brief breath and exhaust. She stretch her limbs to get the muscle aches out as she continues, "By now, they should be getting some reports of this threat so they can't ignore it." Sweat drops drag across her face and fall from her chin. A faint giggle can be heard from her self.

[spoiler=The Gaiden of Eden] CAN I JUST HAVE THE FROZEN SPEAR, MALTE INSTEAD? Taking these four along. Sold unneeded items in convoy. I NEED ROOM MAN. Choked them. Let's try killing these legendaries. I miss. Reset Hector's dmg... Nope. Reset Fuck this. CAP EVERYTHING BUT LUCK, oh right def. CRIT WOW SHE LIVE WITH 1 HP FUCK KAREL YOU WORTHLESS BASTARD MAKE LYN DO EVERYTHING DO YOU? OW BITCH BITCH No. NOPE AND FUCK YOU BITCH AGAIN I don't need cure WOW YOU BITCH GIVE THAT BACK Rekt NINO PLS JUST HIT REGAL BLADE. MURDER OH GOD Cunt I carry Restore because I'm not an idiot. MURDER TANK No. WHY ARE YOU TARGETING HECTOR? GO LOOT SO I CAN LOOT IT FROM YOU Pain time MVP level You know there's two pillar at the throne and a very tight closed area beside them? This shaman somehow got out of there. I'm confused. That's the space DODGE LOOT No use to me now! Meh. Oh her def is capped. Now she need luck steroids. STOP. GO LOOT PLS Fuck it. I'll loot it myself. LOOT NINO NEED THIS DEATH TO THE INFIDELS Baiting for Swordslayer. Success Gave speed to Hector for space. I am dat best. TRADE LOOT I use up the last use of solkatii for lel why not? lol UBERSPEAR GET Time for fun. Hehe Sweet. Give skl so he cap. :D Equipping bow No one care. REKTEST OF THE REKT Much shame Acquired axe Used the last use of reinfleche on a trapped sage. Again for lol I'm done. You have lot of names. No shit sherlock. Of course not. Look at FE6, he dies 3 chapters in. Isn't it supposed to be Thunder Axe? Slow dialogue OP. -spacebar- THE MADNESS HAS ARRIVED, SHE DESIRE HER HUSBANDO But Eliwood thinks she's fugly and kill her. Scrubs aren't meant to be anything good you know. Transformation go go. Is there something like this in animation directory anyway? Dun dun dun Eliwood regrets murdering the dragon because she could transform any part of her body freely. Quite a fetish. Funny how this works.

[spoiler=I CAN SEE THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE DARK TUNNEL!] Both need defensive steroids it seems. (the only lv 20 on team right now) Preping FOR THE THEFT AGAIN Staves usage Look at my elegant pose! ELIWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD U SUCK gtfo Your death has arrived Grind and making room OH YEAH BABY Grind 4vr I forgot about the right side. Let's grind their final levels. Louise need 1, Pent need 2. FORT DEFEND One of them went off to the left, and it's a legendary tome, NINO SHALL SLAY THEE She didn't kill her, so how about this? Nope. Let's try this? Nope. Fuck it. FARINA MURDER Grind Skipping the screenshots of them murdering. That's it... After a while of getting all bitches back to throne. Raven get A rank now. LET'S DO THIS SHIT. No. He lives np. Sister vs Brother. LET GO You're not wrong per se. but... Owned? Why are you so happy? Yes indeed. Why? Llyod and Linus were good guys. :( THAT'S WHY FE HAS TO HAVE THESE KIND OF GUYS FOR VILLAINS. MAKE US FEEL FEELS So you saw lot of our ladies bathing? You hentai. I agree with the psychobitch There's never any determined ending for there are many branches leading awry. Ninian goes spooky on us. Oh no D: NEITHER OF YOU CAN WIELD SWORD OR AXE. ALL YOU KNOWS HOW TO USE IS PIERCING. Next post is Gaiden!

[spoiler=To be or to be not] Teamwork is so lovely. Max hp Farina 4 lyfe WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS LAND CRIT LIKE FARINA? Ah well, whatever. Loot again Not even a challenge. Just in case measurement. Oh look, cap res. PRIS AND HECTOR NEED HEALING PROTO Pegasus toxic lance nerf plox Fuck all of my baylyfe moment None likes them Sain lyfe Bishop get I don't want the loot She dies to a gangbang. Savestate to after killing supermen MOVING ON LET'S DO THIS FUCKER STOLE THE LOOT. I NEED MONEIZ KILL PEPSI SAVESTATE AGAIN THIS WAY INSTEAD Fucking uberspear Magic ZERKER NO MORE FUCK Doesn't work this time either. Savestate Yep. I have this bug too Moniker. img]http://i.imgur.com/GNZCOUO.png[/img] Reset and animation off NOPE AGAIN NOT AGAIN FUCK THIS BITCH ASS NIGGA UBER SPEAR NO MATCH FOR FORBLAZE SLEEP I SURVIVED Farina making use of the crippled uberspearer to attack his flunkies New uberspear GO DIE PLOX Karel... You suck. I have no idea what's going on. FUCK YOU SLUTS LET'S GET MOVING! NEXT DONE shoving items into convoy, Ninian's disappearing anyway. THE TWO SEX CHICKS MURDER RELIGIOUS FELLOWMEN Rescue for iron rune theft. Oops. ... I don't want admit it but we're back here again. -sobs- AND SO IT BEGINS AGAIN After some efforts... Vaida live! Fuck no Burn in hell you fucker Next one is last one. I promise.