Der Kommissar

Someone seems to make this joke every few months.

I SPY WITH MY LITTLE EYE! A SPY! I SEE SPY!

Somehow I get this feeling you're not going to have to worry about having a girlfriend.

>Threads about Iran crisis: 0; weeks after the fact >Threads about dead lunatic paedophile celebrity: 1; 4 pages long; made immediately I hope you guys don't vote. I, for one, am glad. Now I can buy a Beatles CD without knowing I'm funding a paedophile and possible child molester. I just wish his death had been as weird as him.

Unfortunately.

No, your FAITH IN THE EMPEROR does that. Commissar Cornflakes is, of course, part of a balanced breakfast that includes Soylens Viridians rations. Don't forget to recite the Litany of Pouring when filling your bowl, lest you spill milk on the mess table.

Heyo.

Don't run! It's just haaaam!

I'm really not sure these days which members of this forum are actually true believers in an invisible psychic jew and who among you are just taking the piss. Isn't there a theorm that postulates that conservative religious parody is indistinguishable from actual conservative religious beliefs? Kinda like that. Also, shame on me for not being Fox's first replier with the NatGeo image. I'm honestly ashamed of myself.

I wish I could hate you to death.

Commissar Cornflakes. It's Emperor-approved, and that's more than good enough for you.

Back in April, though I had it cut almost military short. It's only now getting longer again.

No, though I can certainly understand why people cheat, particulary in things like education. It's nice and cute to say that you did your best, but no potential employer gives a fuck that you ALMOST passed course XYZ. I don't really start caring until it's done to actively harm another human being or when a caught cheater gets indignant. As to lighter forms of cheating, like video games? Regularly, if I think it'll be fun. See using console commands to spawn tons of mass-produced sith wannabes in the Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy game. Online cheating rarely qualifies as "fun" unless you're just doing it to grief. That's not cheating, though it IS (one of) the cancer(s) that's killing education. That's not your fault, though, since plenty of education emphasizes rote memorization of factoids over any sort of applicable understanding.

It's done by the guy who did The Day After Tomorrow and concerns a ridiculous apocalpyse theory. Not interested.

GLaDOS. I'd format HER hard drive, if you know what I mean.

A BLOO BLOO BLOO!

*Urist McMiner played sound 'ohho'.*

I don't think you have any friends, enjoy your hand.

That's not exactly a ringing endorsement. Further, you're paying for your internet twice for the chance to pay on-line.

You aren't even willing to BUY your shitty game?