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I am so filibustering this.

Yeah, a long-term Austria-Turkey alliance is...probably one of the most problematic ones on the entire board.

WALL OF DICKS

If they don't get killed in the first few years they can do pretty well.

Allegedly. I don't quite remember if Naglfar's works ever actually described him teleporting, though there are not many other ways to explain how Gheb accomplished some of the stuff he did there.

Dennis Hopper too.

I swear eternal vengeance against you for this offense against me.

The Romance of the Three Kingdoms anime from the early 90's.

You guys should read the sources on which this article is based. http://www.fanfiction.net/u/984332/FalgarnTheMagnificent Start from the bottom one, if you couldn't tell.

Never forgive, never forget.

Awesome. Guess I need to finally finish Lufia II.

...Well, Canas shouldn't move into utility, and Erk's not moving out of utility because of his usefulness early on. It might be questionable whether Erk makes the optimal team after that, though, and if he doesn't he probably has some space he could feasibly move down. I'm not actually sure Erk makes the optimal team long term. Hector, the 2 healers, Raven, Marcus and the Cavaliers is already 8 units, and we also have Oswin, Eliwood, and fliers and Thieves to consider, and then Lyn occasionally forces herself in, and Dart takes up a space in his joining chapter and Geitz's chapter, and then later on we also have Ninils, Pent, and Harken, all of which are coming before Erk even if we trained him, and we can only take more than 12 units in 3 chapters and more than once we get forced down to 10 and even 8. What is the long-term optimal team, anyways?

Some people don't like putting units next to each other for 1373732237 turns.

Where is this "failcomic?"

Pretty sure Valkyria Chronicles was not made by Sonic Team.

Sonic Team is just trolling now.

A lot of people already saw this coming and were not especially pleased about the prospect of another remake rather than a new game.

I promoted this one new guy into my second in command. He proved to be totally incompetent so I fired him.

The series may or may not be redeemed by Sonic 4, but it certainly won't be by this game.

I agree. Someone should make an optimal deployment list for every chapter. I have no idea when we're using, say, Heath and Fiora, and who they would have be kicking off the team, so it's difficult to argue their position. If some of our characters get reasonably RNG screwed (Defining "reasonably" there sounds horrible, though; let's hope for clear-cut scenarios! >_>), does anyone there's a chance of any non-optimal units seeing play? If so, we probably need a tier between optimal and non-optimal for 'Optimal if the RNG is mean" or something. Also, we only get 2 Knights Crests in HHM, meaning if we want to use Oswin and all 3 Cavaliers someone has to wait all the way until Chapter 28 to get the second Earth Seal. That's only 2 chapters before Hector's promotion, and then Hector gets a map where you can only bring 2 people counting Hector. Since we're trying for low turn count I'm assuming it's Oswin that is going to be left in the dust? In which case Hector > Oswin looks pretty clear IMO.

There is a difference between "powerful" and "over-powered." I'm not saying whether or not Salamence crosses that line or where the line is, but there's nothing silly about such a line existing. That's why things get moved to uber in the first place. You sound like you want Kyogre and all his friends to play in OU. Furthermore, your assertion that there would by the nature of the metagame have to be some other pokemon to step in and fill Salamence's shoes and be overpowered is silly. It could happen, there's just no reason to think it would have to happen or that such a thing would be necessity be a "cycle."

I follow the orders of no man but Naquil M. Fulequebe, President of Uganda of 40 years!

Well, even if the game is terrible I'll have a new place to troll on gamefaqs at least.

I've watched it before. Didn't find the dub particularly good, honestly.

You should feel bad.