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The religious persecutions of Oliver Cromwell, which led to a disturbance in the

I might have been a bit hasty when I said that your team was Soviet Russia. Clearly, that honor justly belongs to Lance, for being the first to stop Panzer.

Using her fathers ashes in a snowball fight. Her father

South Korea was a right wing dictatorship during the Korean War. The war was never about democracy, it was about who should inherit the peninsula. To say that either North or South Korea was a continuation of the old Korean Kingdom is ludicrous. I also like how you have yet to say how the North was actually oppressive. I again maintain that a people who keep another enslaved are unworthy of democracy.

Living dust all named Jerry. Jerry had a tragic life because

Well, every one else seems to be letting you get away with this, so I might as well step up to bat. The Korean conflict was nothing like the American Civil War. South Korea was never a part of North Korea. The division was born out of military matters, namely that the USA and Soviet Union occupied different halves of the Korean Peninsula after the Second World War. So there you go.

Frederick the Great and Napoleon teamed up to blow up the Death Star, under the command,of Lord Voldemort, who

Yes, and it seems silly. So much can be chalked up to random chance, including the genetic makeup of every person on the planet, that to alter anything, even by being there, leads to the next unborn generation being completely different. Also, I fail to see how determinism is distinct from fate in this context.

He had fucked up a jump in Mario one time, losing the money he was going to spend to buy his friend a guitar, who wanted it because

Wait, so you believe in fate? That seems to be the only way this viewpoint would make sense. Actually, I'm not a history major, too young for that, but thanks for the compliment!

That's debatable. The North never really used its key advantage until Grant. Even then, it's possible for Grant to not get his recognition. Even in 1864, it was still possible for the South to win if McClellan had beaten Lincoln. Honestly, I find Lee as a bit overrated, because he was pretty good at defense but not so good at offense, especially in terms of campaign planning. He vast majority of his opponents were also morons. Also it's possible for the UK and France to get involved, especially France because Napoleon III wanted to secure French influence over Mexico, so it would make sense to keep the US occupied by the CSA (Monroe Doctrine and all that). In General, I've learned to distrust opinions that stipulate anything as a historical inevitability.

I don't actually think that. In all honesty, the war WAS about states rights. I seem to be the only one who thinks that this still makes them the bad guys, though.

Play CKII FE 4 mod for a while, because it lets you ship with anyone you want. Suddenly

And what a wonderful democracy it was. Tell me, how has the civil rights act negatively impacted you? I would have no problem obeying my government when I'm being told to treat others equally. If you look at what they did with their ability to govern themselves it doesn't seem like too bad of an idea. Taking away the ability to govern themselves would mean banning the south from the senate, not telling them that they no longer have the freedom to own other human beings. Tell me, what is so tyrannical about centralization?

Bruno should read this LP to find out why he lost.

Shoot lasers out of their genitalia, which they have because

Heritage and hate are not mutually exclusive, incidentally. The flag has no place anywhere in the United States. To fly it is to associate with the CSA, and it must be banned completely. The Germans made the right call with the Swastika.

Summoned Calvin and Hobbes to fight Spartacus, who

Got into a Panzer and attacked Caesar, who

Fired a massive slingshot volley at the Sharknado, dispelling it. Sharks poured down on

Declared himself the gay lover of Woodrow Wilson for all eternity. The two summoned a Sharknado, to

Combined his power with Stalin, Mussolini, Kim Jong Un, and Mao to form Captain Dictator, who then

They all got killed by Caesar, who is right now bursting through the door. All of a sudden

Met Julius Caesar, who was in the area on a business trip. Caesar told them... OOC: you didn't specify which Gallia :D

Some of those toothpastes taste like someone is doing death of a thousand cuts to my tongue. Fortunately, mint tea is not like that.