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Bohemund

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  1. Here, try this one. It may be based on FE8, but it still applies to the other two as well.
  2. No problem. Need further instruction, I can always dig out a link to the tutorial I learned from.
  3. Love the dragon, MK, but DMG seems a bit off. Perhaps shadowing of her right breast, or side alltogether. If you've got some reference pic, I'd like to see it for a better critique. If you'd want one that is.
  4. Didn't argue against eatting orphans.
  5. A boy was skipping school, when suddenly a penis erupted in front of him. He sliced it with his katana and then he realized it was his foot. He screamed in pain at having his penis-foot sliced, when he realized he left the oven on. He hopped home on one foot to find he was wrong about leaving the oven on, so he decided to go have sex with the many perverts that populate this forum. After a crazy time, he decided to go back to school, but then realized he's gay and there are a lot of homophobes in school, so instead he decides to go to school. But then a giant robot urinal grew out of the ground, which had the intent of eating him, but then he ran away (and DIDN'T STALK BOHEMUND'S POSTS) to Australia by running on water, because this certain boy is ninja/jesus that way. In Australia, he found a pie shop and proceeded to buy a lemon pie when he lit his shoes on fire.After which he began an epic duel top the death with Ike when a giant meteor crashed into the earth, destroying all of Australia. As he bought the pie, he ate it, Vomit it, and then, they continued to fight. Ike and the boy where still dueling in the space when Marth appeared out of nowhere and attacked the boy because he was thinking That the boy was sexually harassing Ike, his mate. and then they suddenly forgave each other in some plot reminiscent of a Disney fairy tale movie, when the evil step-grand-aunt decided to completely crush the Empire and built a galactic armada of thousands. The armada consists of 2 cookies.After saving the planet by eating the cookies,He is Warp staved to SPARTAAA!!! and is kicked into the pit of death where a giant carnivorous lima bean took residence. The giant carnivorous lima bean suddenly ejaculate on him, and then goes away. He swallow a high jump enemies(one found in the NES kirby) eat it, then jump out of the pit, and decide to become a Marshmallow, but now just some randomn Marshmallow, a evil Marshmallow. It explodes into pasta. But the evil marshmallow within Him would prevail, and he transform back into a marshmallow. Then along came the bus to school. Sonic got off the bus and burnt Robotnik's Death Egg. He apparently boilt it for too long, and it exploded and Destroyed the planet. He escaped in a space ship and landed at school. But then he realized he forgot his tuna salad sandwich, so he ran back home. On the way, his hair caught on fire. He ran into a nearby dumpster and then he realized that he was skipping school in the first place, which meant the school bus could never have come, which meant his previous five minutes in his life never existed. Proving that the time paradox theorem had some merit, he began to turn old, wear a purple armor, buy a horse, become a Paladin and name himself Jeigan. After that he was offered as sacrifice, since Frey is OBVIOUSLY the better unit. So Frey ran off into the sunset. Then, he found a artifact of great power which transported him in the future and made him younger... so he lost track of who he was and admitted himself into an insane asylum, but he escaped by eating a tornado and exploding flying hamsters everywhere! However, all the flying hamsters were shot down by the cast of Metal Slug using a Ejaculating Penis.He then encountered Seth,and blaming him for making Jeigan's not suck all the time,he challenges him to a duel and got killed by the sexy fe10 endgame part 2 gate which came out of nowhere. Now, Seth decided to work for playboy for Homos, but then he got Falcon Punched in the balls.After staggering for a short while,Seth comes upon a spectacle,There are not one,not two,but three Ike's fighting.After listening,Seth realized that the Ike's were from POR,RD and Brawl respectively,and were fighting to see who was better... After a little while of watching them fight, he joined the brawl and got killed by a aether in the ball. Brawl Ike told the crowd that he fights for his friends, and he also does crack and heroin. Then Brawl Ike got pwned by Geese Howard. They all suicided and died happy when the sexy (endgame) gate Fired the Ike's and Geese Howard in the sky. Then the boy found how where he left his hat. However, it turns out that the hat actually belongs to Terry Bogard. So he put it on this leg and began to apply ketchup. Then he went to a strip club...and grab his sandwhich he left last night. Terry realized that the sandwhich went bad so he ate it. After that, he turned into Orochi Terry and gone insane killing people. After killing his 27th victim, people scattered so far that none were in sight, so he began make up imaginary victims and imagine himself killing his imaginary people. Then He went to hell, Kicked Satan out of his seat, and became the lord of the underworld. Meanwhile, Mario was at his house getting it on with Katua. Sadly, all his attempts were full of fail, so he was forced to...
  6. Offing a guy with a fish is the best way to cure all problems!
  7. Whites are not blacks, although some individuals insist otherwise. It is best to leave them be and allow them to realize the truth of their existance on their own, however long it takes. This life lesson has been brought to you by Boh.
  8. .... ok... really changing my mouse this time...
  9. I like'em. They are't all awesome, but some are. I demands more to be posted.
  10. Sorry for DP.... replace my mouse 'cause the wheel doesn't work and the replacement double-clicks automatically half the time now. I think I'm going to switch it back. <_< I'll buy a new one later.
  11. Horrible gameplay as well. Definitely no replay value what-so-ever.
  12. iPod is a type of MP3 player, is it not? It's a brand. You cannot go around calling all MP3 players iPods, but you can call iPods MP3 players. All those who do otherwise are retards. Also, I don't own either. I just listen to the radio occasionally.
  13. Clearly, Loki asked what anime/cartoon and/or videogame character you have been compared to. Most of you guys are mentioning real people. You all fail.
  14. Have had a small little pillow, not a blankie. It's stored in my bureau somewhere.
  15. Bohemund

    Nose-clearing

    Uhh... right... I blow my nose.
  16. lol... Average, athletic, or slim. I don't like frail twigs or fat chicks.
  17. What the... I voted days ago without saying anything...? I initially joined just to get my hacking questions answered. Now I just pester people whilst occasionally asking more hacking questions.
  18. I don't note anything... but I've not been around as long. Rule changes don't effect me much.
  19. After reading over the options I realized they aren't life lessons, more like poor advise from your own personal mishaps.
  20. I always end up pausing for a few seconds when someone asks me my age. Shit would be easier to remember if it weren't always changing.
  21. "We," as in the forum, or "we" as in your household? Yea, I hate typos too, which is why I always end up immeditately editing my posts. I use Google to fix my spelling... too much effort when on the Internet to be constantly pulling up a word processor.
  22. You need a hex editor and VBA. You find out the hex codes for what colors you want via VBA. When you get the codes in proper order (comparing Rutger's order to Roy's), you look up Roy's initial color codes up in a hex editor and change them to Rutgers.
  23. Nope, I'm 100% original looking. Game designers can't think up awesomeness of my magnitude.
  24. I don't rank my friends. They are all people I equally respect and know nothing about.
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