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Stupid server crash! Restore all post count please.

I don't think Jyo has the time to go through and manually restore everyone's post count. ._.

It's just a pointless e-penis sort of thing anyway.

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I don't think Jyo has the time to go through and manually restore everyone's post count. ._.

It's just a pointless e-penis sort of thing anyway.

Uh, this.

Post-count is not only pointless, but it is also easily regained. Another thing, if Josh were to go and restore everyone's count for them, who is to say someone who values post-count would not lie to get a bigger one?

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