Mousefire Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ϲharlie Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Fun fact: Both Norris and Chan started their career the same way: by getting their asses kicked by Bruce Lee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Original Alear Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Jackie Chan Plz. But Macgyver > Jackie Chan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AstraLunaSol Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Jackie Chan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ansem Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Jackie Chan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BK-201 Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Bruce Lee can own them both. Jackie Chan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prompto Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Chuck Norris because he's from Oklahoma~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Dan Hibiki. END TOPIC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 (edited) Carlos Ray (Chuck Nolan) Norris for me. @Soluna - are you from Oklahoma? Edited February 3, 2010 by Randomly Predictable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rei Rei Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Tony Jaa Jackie Chan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prompto Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 (edited) Carlos Ray (Chuck Nolan) Norris for me. @Soluna - are you from Oklahoma? /hig-hfive Indeed, I am from OK. :3 Edited February 3, 2010 by Lovely Sonata Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 /hig-hfive Indeed, I am from OK. :3 high-five. See comment I left you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryan Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 It is rumored Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, to bad he never crys. While Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick the shit out of anything, Jackie Chan had an awesome TV show. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 It is rumored Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer, to bad he never crys. While Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick the shit out of anything, Jackie Chan had an awesome TV show. Who cares about CN's tears? He's counted to infinity, twice. From here on, we discuss Chuck Norris Jokes in this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Tony Jaa Respect +20 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mousefire Posted February 3, 2010 Author Share Posted February 3, 2010 Who cares about CN's tears? He's counted to infinity, twice. From here on, we discuss Chuck Norris Jokes in this thread. That was the original idea, but I got curious of opinions. Why does Chuck Norris have no hair on his balls? Hair Doesn't grow on steel. On the second day God made Earth, he looked down and said, "Hey, is that Chuck Norris?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Chuck Norris doesn't hunt. Hunting implies a probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mousefire Posted February 3, 2010 Author Share Posted February 3, 2010 Chuck Norris went to a J. C. Penny's and asked for a milkshake. He got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fayt Zelpher Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Some kids wear Superman Pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altera the Hun Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Chuck Norris has only two speeds: Walk and kill. Kyle Katarn dropped the Walk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryan Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Some kids wear Superman Pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. Chuck Norris can divide by zero. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mousefire Posted February 3, 2010 Author Share Posted February 3, 2010 Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryan Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch. HE decides what time it is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sanger Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Island, then they had to rename it the Island Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
prompto Posted February 3, 2010 Share Posted February 3, 2010 Chuck Norris doesn't need to walk. Walking needs Chuck Norris. /takes my leave Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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